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artsol

Santa Claus = Osama Bin Laden ?

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Santa Claus and Osama Bin Laden

(operating on the idea that Santa Claus is no longer the St. Nicholas of yore but rather a mystical entity monsterized into the Coca-Cola sponsor we see today and on the idea that Osama Bin Laden is a wind-up lovedoll and friend of the Bush Administration)

 

Both lead influential 'theocratic' organizations /

Both have incredibly extensive resources/

Both have beards (that should be more than enough)/

Both have been handed a great amount of responsibility with the American economy/

Both are almost never seen/

 

Merry Consumas and thank God for the war on terrorism

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

i dont kno about no santa clause...but i know that mrs. clause can suck a mean dick

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Originally posted by artsol

Both have beards (that should be more than enough)/

 

your definatley on to something here

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

and both are very influential in the drug trade

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Guest eessee

they both lie like santa said he would bring me shit and then bin laden said he would blow up some shit and nothing ever happened

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