Guest unoprimero Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 im fuckin drunk its 4:43 in the fuckin morning.. i start my job tomorrow, well actually today at 7, in about 2 hours.. im a fuckin idiot.. anyways, what was your first job????? first days are bitches, well im outta this muthah fuckah.. peace outtttttt. imma fuckin baaaaaaaas... did i say baaaas yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 i havent had a job yet all my life.. your lucky. whats your job anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unoprimero Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 im a hostess at this diner shit... its pretty dope though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ledzep Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 my first job was that id out the price tags on shirts in some clothing store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 My first was McDonalds...and let me for-warn all you kids that are thinking about working fast food or any food service at that...DON'T DO IT. fast food sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 my first job was demolition, got paid 10 dollars and hour to smash stores in the mall, not bad for a 15 year old at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODW Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 detassling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 i got a summer job with my buddy making a website in 8th grade. we got paid 6 bucks an hour, and it was fulltime for 3 months...we couldve done the job in a week but we stretched it out and got paid about a grand for doing so. not bad for a first job. we just surfed the internet all day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Dishwasher at a shitty Tex-Mex restaurant. Got busted for smoking weed and quit before they fired me...... I'm applying at the zoo, I think that would be dope......:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 target. worked there 2 weeks and was 'asked to leave' (instead of getting fired) because i took too much time off. havent had a job since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 my job is to clean off the jizz in the jack-off booths at the O' farrel adult theatre, i never get to see the strippers though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Crazy Horse pays better,plus they just gave me a raise and a new mop,before I was just using paper towels to clean the jizz up.Please believe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 washing tables at a resturaunt. about 3 weeks past then i quit. too many uptight people making me shit my pants naw meen, god? word is born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Originally posted by NoamChomsky Crazy Horse pays better,plus they just gave me a raise and a new mop,before I was just using paper towels to clean the jizz up.Please believe... DOH...imma go apply today, i dont even get paper towels buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 i worked at ace hardware..it was pretty dope because most of the people there i knew from school...we used to race down the isles all the time with the shopping carts it was pretty dope but eventually we either quite or got fired...now im working at jewel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Its the official NIP strip club.Show an NIP membership card and get a lap dance half off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Originally posted by NoamChomsky Its the official NIP strip club.Show an NIP membership card and get a lap dance half off. i got a lap dance at the o farrel and the bitches nutsack kept hitting my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Dont you hate it when that happens?My friend went to a strip club here in my town,and he said the chick had shit stuck in her thong.NASTYYYYYYYYY.I'd still hit it though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 mine was in a skate store and now im workign there again. fun!!!!!! skatestores are tons of fun son, like a hot cross bun on mun day. chee hoo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blink_ATX Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 umm this pizza place, the manager was a drunk and one night talked shit sos i walked out on a fridya night of washing dishes and took my shirt off in frnt of the whole resturaunt making that fool look like he had no control over his employees, ahahahha. THat guy was an asshole fuck authority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 my first job was footaction. lots of shoes and hot girls constantly commin in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 cashier ina porno store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 Hey Platopie,whats that job like? Drop some stories.Ever see any weird shit or is it just monotonous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comp Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 i work for papa john's it's totally awesome. i get around 17 dollars (includes tips) an hour with tips to drive around and listen to music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 My first job was at a Braum's (it is a dairy/ grocery/ fast food chain in middle america), and I had to get it to pay restitution. Shitty job. Right now I sell my artwork for money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 everyone should work in fastfood or low-end-retail at least once. Or else you just dont know humility. I reffed soccer games for mob brats. DONT call penalties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 yeh but the gay section at platapies store was too large and scary, they even have a dead end gay section, so if your not carefully looking at the flesh on the boxes to see if its gay or not you could get stuck in the dead end with gay guys blocking you in, it happened to my friend pretty scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 first job was at a bodyshop fuck yea driving customers corvettes and whatnot at 16 was a thrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 my first job was assembling computer from parts, for the dumbshit Information Technology graduates who worked upstairs for 5 times my pay. And the didn't even know how to put together a computer, so they hired a 16 year old girl with NO QUALIFICATIONS to do it for them. Useless, they were, the lot of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 Originally posted by NoamChomsky Hey Platopie,whats that job like? Drop some stories.Ever see any weird shit or is it just monotonous? man at first it wa cool cause i could get free rentals. but then all the people were jus scary and wanted weird shit. if you want more. abonimaldrunkman on instant mesg. and il hook yo uup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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