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man, we're getting shafted! You canuks get tits? Thanks alot President Bush!

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why the fuck else would I watch? Jules is nice and all...but all the non-drinking shit is boring. Oh look, jules is parasailing...yay....isn't this entertaining....

 

 

 

 

 

 

and you are getting shafted...

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Originally posted by ese

I hear they blur the boobs in the states? you guys miss the best part of that show...

 

I want to visit cananda now.

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well, it's on at the same time as something else here, but I catch it during the commercials and I'm always pretty pleased... I'm gonna send you a check for some VHS tapes or something though...

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hell, I throw in some bad 70s british softcore they run on Bravo! during the weekends for free! sound like a deal?

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well, they don't censor Bravo here, but... perhaps you could just compile random tit shots from various shows and that would be cool

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brooke is hotter... i jsut dig the abs.

 

other than that. i dont really enjoy a bunch of rich kids making jackasses outta themselves.

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Originally posted by Vanity

brooke is hotter

yall are still talking about joules when she hosts E! news now. brooke is just great.

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Originally posted by Smart

perhaps you could just compile random tit shots from various shows and that would be cool

 

:lol:

so why does canada get tit shots!

damnit!

damn america! daaammmnn ammerrica!

:mad:

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Guest ledzep
Originally posted by ese

I hear they blur the boobs in the states? you guys miss the best part of that show...

 

:lol: hahahaha you silly americans

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Originally posted by Smart

damn! ... just... damn... this show is Sabado Gigante wrapped into a half hour or so... Jules, droolio...

 

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She is awesome, they need to give her more face time on E!, the could have her in the corner giving running comentary like on the deluxe DVDs. Jules Asner, sooo good.

 

I can't believe Canadians get to see the tits! We [the U.S.] are most definitely getting fucked on that one.

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Guest --zeSto--

just so you know...

 

sometimes I wish they blured the tits.

*Let me explain*

 

they had this porn babe 'serenity' in a wind tunnel.

The kind where you have baggy pants and float in a tube of air.

So she goes in topless, and the wind is messing with her tits.

Imagine all the skin gets stretched, but the implants stay put.

It just looked frightening. Not sexy, just nasty like 'net porn.

 

but yeah... they play softcore porn, no censorship, on TV stations

that you can pick up with an antenna! CITY-TV Baby Blues !!

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Guest Ted Wakowski

Whenever I find myself watching that shit I realize why and throw in a porn. I highly recommend this approach for the following reasons:

 

-Wild On has half-naked women riding around on jet-skis

 

-Porn has fully naked women riding around on erotic toys

 

-Wild On has Brooke Burke in sexy clothes

 

-Porn has so many ungodly beautiful women taking off sexy clothes I couldn't list them in a phone book

 

-Wild On has commercial breaks featuring lame promotional material for shit I don't want to see

 

-Porn has commercials with naked women

 

-Wild On has unfunny segments with frat boys and sorority chicks trying to be "wild" while making fucking fools of themselves

 

-Again, porn has fully naked women riding around on erotic toys

 

-Wild On insults human intelligence

 

-Porn avoids intelligence altogether and goes straight for hot chicks

 

 

... Clearly porn is the respectable choice. If you don't have any I guess Wild On's ok.

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Guest --zeSto--

you are a very smart man ted.

 

you forgot...

 

Porn doesn't make you stick around to the end to see 2 minutes of Jenna.

You see her the entire fucking time (on electric toys)

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