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Mr. Mang

speak now or forever hold . . .

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you know how they say that at weddings? do you know of anyone that has actually said something?

 

when my dad and stepmom got married i wanted to object cause she was a bitch, but i was like 12 and 12 year olds are pansies.

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Guest ledzep
Originally posted by Mr. Mang

you know how they say that at weddings? do you know of anyone that has actually said something?

 

when my dad and stepmom got married i wanted to object cause she was a bitch, but i was like 12 and 12 year olds are pansies.

 

next time... next time...

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Originally posted by Pistol

:lol: jilbert is a cockblocker.

 

'but dad shes a bitch' <-mr mang

'you wanna get bitchslaped son!?' <- pops

'no dad' <- mr mang

'well shut up and sit down then!' <- pops

'oookay' <- mr mang

'i do' <- pops

'i do' <- mrs pops

'goddamnit! now im gonna go draw violent pictures!' <- mr mang

 

sorry im bored

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i'm going to a bachelour party in a week... when they get married, there a crust punk marching band that's gonna burst in playing when they get to the "speak now" part... it's gonna be fucking great...:)

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bachelor parties are a great excuse to get drunk and have sex with strippers

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Guest sneak

there shudnt be the need for an excuse to do that:)

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Guest ledzep
Originally posted by sneak

there shudnt be the need for an excuse to do that:)

 

:lol:

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Originally posted by Pistol

:lol: jilbert is a cockblocker.

 

 

 

 

if you saw this ugliness my father married you'd be scared too

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

hahaha this is funny

 

go steal all her panties and sell them to your friends...after a while she will want to move out..trust me

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they just got divorced a few months ago.

 

i'd like to think i had a part in it with my "i hope you fucking die" note i wrote her a year or two ago...

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man if i wasn't just a puddle of nut i would have objected! my dad's a dickhead :P

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