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ive got some horrible farts

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

ive been ripping some silent killers the past 10 minutes, must be soooomething i aaate. they are so smelly, i dont even want to smell them so i can describe them to you. be glad your not within a 15 foot radius of me. i think it was this pizza i ate. a couple of dddddayss olde, but still yummy. and im so tired. i need suga. loud music time. roooar. anyone else tired right now? at 5 oclock in the morning night whatcheva you want to call it. so my question is, what should i take to cure these farts, they dont seeem to stop. I was thinking either

a)coca cola

b)heroin

c)advil

d)tylenol

5)pepcid ac

6)just keep on farting till its all gone boyeee.

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poooooop

 

ive come to realize that farts only stink when u gotta poop. cuase therse some days when i have the worst gas ever, like farting every minutes, huge long ass ones, its hilarious, but they dont smell like anything. its great, and then theres the days that i gotta poop and they smell terrible and linger....but good luck with the fart issue, try ot poop or soemthing.

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

im gonna try that pooping deal right now.i hope it works.

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

oh my god, that was exactly what i needed! i thank you, my friends thank you, mother earth thanks you.

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i wanna hot carl somebody

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Heroin isnt gonna make u feel much better.. i remember the one time i tried it..smoked it cause im not down with needles... felt nautious and spent an our vomiting up white fluid...not cool.

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my farts smell the worst in my car because my car is so small that it fills up the second i rip one. it's terrible. i also hate it when i think it's a fart but i end up shitting myself. hasn't happened in a while. u know you've all done it at least once.

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