Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 ive been ripping some silent killers the past 10 minutes, must be soooomething i aaate. they are so smelly, i dont even want to smell them so i can describe them to you. be glad your not within a 15 foot radius of me. i think it was this pizza i ate. a couple of dddddayss olde, but still yummy. and im so tired. i need suga. loud music time. roooar. anyone else tired right now? at 5 oclock in the morning night whatcheva you want to call it. so my question is, what should i take to cure these farts, they dont seeem to stop. I was thinking either a)coca cola b)heroin c)advil d)tylenol 5)pepcid ac 6)just keep on farting till its all gone boyeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 eat more bean and cheese if poison cures poison then more beans and cheese will cure a fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire crotch Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 poooooop ive come to realize that farts only stink when u gotta poop. cuase therse some days when i have the worst gas ever, like farting every minutes, huge long ass ones, its hilarious, but they dont smell like anything. its great, and then theres the days that i gotta poop and they smell terrible and linger....but good luck with the fart issue, try ot poop or soemthing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 im gonna try that pooping deal right now.i hope it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 oh my god, that was exactly what i needed! i thank you, my friends thank you, mother earth thanks you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire crotch Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 no prob boy, im glad i could help a guy in need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 i wanna hot carl somebody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Heroin isnt gonna make u feel much better.. i remember the one time i tried it..smoked it cause im not down with needles... felt nautious and spent an our vomiting up white fluid...not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 http://www.amigos.org/training/new.gifhttp://www.amigos.org/training/new.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Originally posted by serpent of the light i wanna hot carl somebody easy there hot shot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REZK one Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 my farts smell the worst in my car because my car is so small that it fills up the second i rip one. it's terrible. i also hate it when i think it's a fart but i end up shitting myself. hasn't happened in a while. u know you've all done it at least once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSun Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 ctrl+alt+del why doesn't my private msging work? I have it turned on in my members section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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