Abracadabra Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 i am, at this very moment, sitting at my desk checkin out 12 oz smoking a cigarette. that's right. smoking a cigarette at my desk. you wish you were me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 indeed..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KASTsystem Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 that sounds pretty cool (even though i don't smoke). you should try to crack open a beer too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 nothin could top the job i got offered this summer as a Good Humor man, at the beach...i would an ice cream truck all day, and get paid between 6500-14000 for the summer to do it. they also said they didnt mind if i wore a shirt or shoes at all..haha...sounds perfect? it was....am i taking it? no. my roommate for the summer bailed on me and i don't feel like living down there alone...fuck my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 16, 2002 Author Share Posted April 16, 2002 Originally posted by KASTsystem you should try to crack open a beer too. nah, beers are for friday nite after work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 nothing wrong with a few on the clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 im sick of all you kids with your office jobs. its fucking unjust. i hate everything except for things i, like which is a lot. argh. im going to get a job today...or at least apply for one. someday i will sit at a desk with a computer and my only job is to type things off of paper. oh man...i want a job like that...where i type things for a website or something. wow ill never get it thought because i dont know how. how do i find such office jobs? data entry stuff? anyone know? holy shit im gonna kill everyone...except for everyone which means no one at all! STARS FOR EVERYONE fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 is it a gold star? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!CEBERG Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 fuck gold i want a silver one but since im gangster its platinum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 16, 2002 Author Share Posted April 16, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 how do i find such office jobs? data entry stuff? anyone know? do you know how to talk a convincing load of shit? that's all i've ever done to get a job. i got my first tech support job with no experience whatsoever. i used a few buzz words and talked a load of twat, and next thing i know i'm watching free porn movies all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 i can talk computer shit till my ass turns into a football and a bunch of third graders decide to play a game with my buttox of glory. in other words...i think i can say some shit. but i just need help FINDING the places themselves. where do i look? im a dummy hee hee ASL?!?!?!?! -dangerface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 16, 2002 Author Share Posted April 16, 2002 just check out any employment websites for your area and check the IT/customer service/administration type areas. you'll be in a suit and tie playing windows solitaire before you know it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 WOW I CANT WAIT TO BECOME A DIPSHIT! this is going to be breath taking. thanks for the tipface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 so do u need any sort of training or qualifications for these office jobs? i need a job like that! Manual labor is killing me, and with my egotistical attitude i feel i am above it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODW Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 my new job is sweet too. i drive around in a truck thats not mine delivering pizzas. all i do is drive and listen to the radio and make tips. honestly, i really like it. there were days last week where i was like "i wish i was at work right now." 2 weeks ago i was delivering to this trailer park and i past a layed up car and caught a JABER. its been layed up for awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEAMWOLF Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC just check out any employment websites for your area and check the IT/customer service/administration type areas. you'll be in a suit and tie playing windows solitaire before you know it you sick sick poor person. haha. desk jobs. you damn suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 not really , i like my lungs . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 dam i wish i had that job. im a receptionist but in tha summer il be workin at john hine mazda dealership then in september air force here i come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 i need a new job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 I'd rather hook my clit ring up to a car battery than work an office job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEAMWOLF Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 Originally posted by bodice_ripper I'd rather hook my clit ring up to a car battery than work an office job. and she ain't lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 Originally posted by bodice_ripper I'd rather hook my clit ring up to a car battery than work an office job. it beats the old nipples and hot wax technique... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 Nah, I reserve my nipples for bigger things, ie I'd rather suspend that same car battery from my nipple piercing than become a civil servant ever notice that any woman working in a post office is invariably a harpy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 i could never sit behind a desk... i go to work get greasey and dirty drink beer and smoke while working drive around to get parts or collect money people owe us wear a cool workshirt and fuck with peoples rides all day long i love my job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 17, 2002 Author Share Posted April 17, 2002 Originally posted by TEAMWOLF you sick sick poor person. haha. desk jobs. you damn suit. i'm neither sick (well, maybe a little), poor (i'm paid baby), or wearing a suit. i've got a hoody and jeans on right now, with a marlboro sticking out of my mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 Originally posted by rip then in september air force here i come. good choice if you had to pick a service to join... cause i can tell you the army fucking sucks.. plus in the air force you will be sitting on the internet all day anyways, at least that what my boy does all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 No Guts, No Glory No way to the Air Force. They are like the "high-school band" of the armed forces. Send me to the varsity---nuthin but Marine Corps. Once, when I was attending the U.S. Army Chemical & Ordnance School at Aberdeen Proving Grounds, in Maryland, we challenged the guys in the Air Force school barracks to a game of touch football. It was raining and they were scared. We said, "What the fuck, we'll play ALL OF YOU at the same time." They thought that was pretty funny. The rain was pouring down at the kickoff--we were playing on a grassy lawn between the Armory School barracks and the airedale's barracks. We sent seven guys to sick bay in the first quarter, LOL. Finally they pussied out and quit, so we split the Marines' side and continued on by ourselves. Then the Marines' school platoon sergeant realized what was going on and caught us plowing the lawn up into a mudhole, mud from head to toes, playing tackle with no pads with twenty-five or thirty guys to a side. I think all together about twelve Marines went to sick bay. One idiot broke his leg. Everybody got put on lawn re-planting duty the next dry day, including the airedales. They whined about it the whole time. After we finished re-planting the lawn, all the jarheads went down to the 1-2-3 Club on the base, got fucked up and a huge fight broke out over a pool game. When the Army MP's showed up, they waited for re-inforcements before coming in. Aberdeen was fucking great. The best fight I saw was between five Marines, two U.S. Navy SEALs and about twenty local assholes. Those SEALs are extremely good fighters. I fell in love with a WM PFC (woman Marine) who was gorgeous, but she got sent to Washington D.C. to be a driver for some general. All the really good-looking WM's got sent to work at Eighth and Eye in Washington. I got sent to the First Marine Division at Camp Pendleton, CA. I surfed Trestle's every day after work. Fuck no, no Air Force for me. Make mine Marine Corps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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