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nothin could top the job i got offered this summer as a Good Humor man, at the beach...i would an ice cream truck all day, and get paid between 6500-14000 for the summer to do it. they also said they didnt mind if i wore a shirt or shoes at all..haha...sounds perfect? it was....am i taking it? no. my roommate for the summer bailed on me and i don't feel like living down there alone...fuck my life.

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im sick of all you kids with your office jobs. its fucking unjust. i hate everything

 

except for things i, like which is a lot.

 

argh. im going to get a job today...or at least apply for one. someday i will sit at a desk with a computer and my only job is to type things off of paper. oh man...i want a job like that...where i type things for a website or something. wow ill never get it thought because i dont know how.

 

how do i find such office jobs? data entry stuff? anyone know? holy shit im gonna kill everyone...except for everyone which means no one at all! STARS FOR EVERYONE

 

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

how do i find such office jobs? data entry stuff? anyone know?

 

do you know how to talk a convincing load of shit? that's all i've ever done to get a job. i got my first tech support job with no experience whatsoever. i used a few buzz words and talked a load of twat, and next thing i know i'm watching free porn movies all day.

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i can talk computer shit till my ass turns into a football and a bunch of third graders decide to play a game with my buttox of glory.

 

 

in other words...i think i can say some shit. but i just need help FINDING the places themselves. where do i look? im a dummy hee hee ASL?!?!?!?!

 

-dangerface

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my new job is sweet too. i drive around in a truck thats not mine delivering pizzas. all i do is drive and listen to the radio and make tips. honestly, i really like it. there were days last week where i was like "i wish i was at work right now." 2 weeks ago i was delivering to this trailer park and i past a layed up car and caught a JABER. its been layed up for awhile.

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

just check out any employment websites for your area and check the IT/customer service/administration type areas. you'll be in a suit and tie playing windows solitaire before you know it

 

you sick sick poor person. haha. desk jobs. you damn suit.

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i could never sit behind a desk...

i go to work get greasey and dirty

drink beer and smoke while working

drive around to get parts or collect money people owe us

wear a cool workshirt

and fuck with peoples rides all day long

i love my job

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Originally posted by rip

then in september air force here i come.

 

good choice if you had to pick a service to join... cause i can tell you the army fucking sucks.. plus in the air force you will be sitting on the internet all day anyways, at least that what my boy does all day!

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No Guts, No Glory

 

No way to the Air Force. They are like the "high-school band" of the armed forces. Send me to the varsity---nuthin but Marine Corps.

Once, when I was attending the U.S. Army Chemical & Ordnance School at Aberdeen Proving Grounds, in Maryland, we challenged the guys in the Air Force school barracks to a game of touch football. It was raining and they were scared. We said, "What the fuck, we'll play ALL OF YOU at the same time." They thought that was pretty funny. The rain was pouring down at the kickoff--we were playing on a grassy lawn between the Armory School barracks and the airedale's barracks.

We sent seven guys to sick bay in the first quarter, LOL.

Finally they pussied out and quit, so we split the Marines' side and continued on by ourselves. Then the Marines' school platoon sergeant realized what was going on and caught us plowing the lawn up into a mudhole, mud from head to toes, playing tackle with no pads with twenty-five or thirty guys to a side. I think all together about twelve Marines went to sick bay. One idiot broke his leg.

 

Everybody got put on lawn re-planting duty the next dry day, including the airedales. They whined about it the whole time. After we finished re-planting the lawn, all the jarheads went down to the 1-2-3 Club on the base, got fucked up and a huge fight broke out over a pool game. When the Army MP's showed up, they waited for re-inforcements before coming in.

 

Aberdeen was fucking great. The best fight I saw was between five Marines, two U.S. Navy SEALs and about twenty local assholes. Those SEALs are extremely good fighters.

 

I fell in love with a WM PFC (woman Marine) who was gorgeous, but she got sent to Washington D.C. to be a driver for some general. All the really good-looking WM's got sent to work at Eighth and Eye in Washington.

I got sent to the First Marine Division at Camp Pendleton, CA. I surfed Trestle's every day after work.

 

Fuck no, no Air Force for me. Make mine Marine Corps.

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