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dude! i'd pay much money for that. one of the few times i'm pissed i don't have cable or watch tv to begin with.

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anyone ever seen that footage of bjork getting nuts on some woman reporter knocking her down and smacking the crap out of her? awesome. the guy on extreme x max video x super home video exx or whatever the hell that show is called says "icelands only famous person is about to get famouser. watch as she........" that voice over guy is pretty funny sometimes, or i mean at least he's not bob sagget.

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Originally posted by Jerk182

anyone ever seen that footage of bjork getting nuts on some woman reporter knocking her down and smacking the crap out of her? awesome. the guy on extreme x max video x super home video exx or whatever the hell that show is called says "icelands only famous person is about to get famouser. watch as she........" that voice over guy is pretty funny sometimes, or i mean at least he's not bob sagget.

-jerk182

 

hey now bob sagget was the fucking shit... nobody and i mean nobody can pull of years and years of chessy ass jokes like that guy did!!:p

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a couple things you gotta remember about bjork

 

 

a.) her lyrics fucking suck.

how old are we? 40 what? stop writing 10th grade poetry.

 

b.) she is not cute.

armpit hair didnt work for madonna and its sure as shit not

not gonna work for you. fairies stopped being cool when wizards

stopped being cool, and they stopped being cool when jethro tull

stopped being cool so by my math, your way, way over do for the

crematorium.

 

c.) no longer can we allow you to destroy good production

with that insesent whiney bullshit. he doesnt love you, none of us care,

go back to iceland and herd goats.

 

 

 

seeking/when i blow up im (not) gonna fuck bjork

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Originally posted by seeking

a couple things you gotta remember about bjork

 

 

a.) her lyrics fucking suck.

how old are we? 40 what? stop writing 10th grade poetry.

 

b.) she is not cute.

armpit hair didnt work for madonna and its sure as shit not

not gonna work for you. fairies stopped being cool when wizards

stopped being cool, and they stopped being cool when jethro tull

stopped being cool so by my math, your way, way over do for the

crematorium.

 

c.) no longer can we allow you to be saved destroy good production

with that insesent whiney bullshit. he doesnt love you, none of us care,

go back to iceland and herd goats.

 

 

 

seeking/when i blow up im (not) gonna fuck bjork

 

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Originally posted by Makros

she isnt a fuckin trash whore and its depressing that you kids would look at her in that light.

 

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Makros, i only got love for you bro...especially when you set the record straight, but you're moving in a a weird PC style bro...Tits are tits aint nothing to do with being slut or respect.

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Originally posted by seeking

a couple things you gotta remember about bjork

 

 

a.) her lyrics fucking suck.

how old are we? 40 what? stop writing 10th grade poetry.

 

b.) she is not cute.

armpit hair didnt work for madonna and its sure as shit not

not gonna work for you. fairies stopped being cool when wizards

stopped being cool, and they stopped being cool when jethro tull

stopped being cool so by my math, your way, way over do for the

crematorium.

 

c.) no longer can we allow you to be saved destroy good production

with that insesent whiney bullshit. he doesnt love you, none of us care,

go back to iceland and herd goats.

 

 

 

seeking/when i blow up im (not) gonna fuck bjork

 

This was funny.

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when people are like "WOW LOOK AT HER TITS!" i tend to look down on them for being dipshits.

 

what can I say?

 

its one thing if a girl has a beutiful body, its another if she has FUCKING WONDERUL TITBAG LANDFACE.

 

its so shallow and "typical guy" style.

 

"who cares if her music is good or not, she got nice tits kid!!"

 

grow the fuck up...seriously. its all the same.

 

BOOBES

 

you seen them a million times! whoopdie fucking dooooface

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a) alright, her lyrics may not be top notch... although I already disagree with that... you have to admit the girls got vocal skills.

 

b)armpit hair on Bjork? Even if I did see it with my own eyes I wouldnt give a shit.

 

c)"no longer can we allow you to be saved destroy good production

with that insesent whiney bullshit" Run that by me again??

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

when people are like "WOW LOOK AT HER TITS!" i tend to look down on them for being dipshits.

 

what can I say?

 

its one thing if a girl has a beutiful body, its another if she has FUCKING WONDERUL TITBAG LANDFACE.

 

its so shallow and "typical guy" style.

 

"who cares if her music is good or not, she got nice tits kid!!"

 

grow the fuck up...seriously. its all the same.

 

BOOBES

 

you seen them a million times! whoopdie fucking dooooface

 

when people are like "WOW YOU ONLY CARE FOR TITS?" i tend to look down on them for being shallow and PC.

 

what can I say?

 

tits are always enjoyable, they're not my main concern but i always feel pleased in sight of an awesome pair of tits.

 

its one thing if you enjoy tits, its another if you are a FUCKING MORON CONSTANTLY SEEKING FOR TITS.

 

its so shallow and "typical guy" style.

 

"her music might be good or not, and she might also be beautifull!!"

two different things, she doent play guitar with her tits kid!

 

grow the fuck up...seriously. its all good.

 

BOOBES

 

you seen them a million times! and you still not bored of them,

whoopdie fucking dooooface

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the only video i can remeber seeing on T.V. in the past few monthes was the tool video for "Schism".. And it was good enough to make a lasting impression (Kudos to Adam.). I really could care less about breasts on T.V... if want music and sex appeal mixed ill pop in one of my old porno's and watch the ladies and gents get down to the techno beat...

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