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Stupid Laws..

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ALright, this thread is where to post the STUPIDEST Laws that don't make sense at all. I'll start it off with 2 that make completely no sense whatso-ever.

 

 

1. In a little town in mid-missouri, It is illegal to worry squirrells. What this means is that if you do anything to worry a squirell in any way, you get thrown in jail for a few nights.

 

2. Apparently in IOWA, it is Illegal to hunt whales from your car. Yes, thats right, ITS ILLEGAL TO HUNT WHALES FROM YOUR CAR!

 

 

Theres two..

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In Tennessee...

* You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

 

* Hollow logs may not be sold.

 

* Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud bitch

 

that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to

 

such killing or destruction. [Get the full text of this law.]

 

* More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

 

* It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

 

* "Crimes against nature" are prohibited.

 

* Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

 

* Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.

 

* Driving is not to be done while asleep.

 

* The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.

 

* It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

 

 

 

Dyersburg

 

* It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

 

Fayette County

 

* You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.

 

Lenoir City

 

* When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming. Lexington

 

* No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.

 

* Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited. Knoxville

 

* All businesses must have a "hitching post" outside the front of their businesses. Memphis

 

* Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

 

* It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.

 

* Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996)

 

* It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to

 

take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises. Nashville

 

* Males may not be sexually aroused in public. Oneida

 

* An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."

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In Marshalltown, Iowa, horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.

 

Wow..and I thought the whale hunting law was fucking dumb..

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they're meant to be broken.

 

Also some of those "laws" are over hundred years old

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In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

 

In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

 

 

Hunting camels is prohibited in Arizona

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Guest sneak

in york in england, it is legal to shoot a welshman within the city walls so long as its with a cross bow

 

also, its actually illegal to be drunk in a pub, yes i said drunk in a pub.

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Guest ledzep

in some county in maine(or somewhere up there) its illegal to dye margirine pink.

 

i was a proud owner of Bart Simpson's Guide to life

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anti-sodomy laws

in some county in florida, i think, you arent allowed to disturb or pen up chickens, so chickens roam the streets.

a lot of states have anti-lurking laws... which is somehting like you aren't allowed to hide or something like that.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Around here, its illegal to throw a message in a bottle in the sea, unless its a REAL SOS....this law sounds REALLY stupid...but when i learned that this law is 120 years old and that there is another law that forbids ships and boats to ignore a message in a botlle and they have the obligation to fish it an dread it it made sense,....some:o

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im pretty sure that up here in my province it is still legal to shoot a man if hes caught cheating in poker.

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Guest HELLSATAN

in port stanley ontario it is still legal to kill a black man after dark

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