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-Rage-

Eek A Hamster!

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To start off this tale I'll give you some info on my living situation...I live in a dorm on the first floor and my room is dark as shit because my roomate had passed out hours earlier.

 

So there I am chiling this morning and looking at 12oz, like ususal. Out of the left hand side I see this white blob scurry across the floor.

 

I jumped out of my chair because I whout it was a huge mouse at first. Nope. It's a fucking hamster. I then sit and stare at it wondering what the fuck a hamster is doing in my room. Then I wonder what do I do? Put it back in the hall, leave it roaming around my room? Nada.

 

I grabed the firt box like object in sight which happened to be a vacuum box. I get the hamster in the box and of course he tries for 30 minutes to get out...duh.

 

So what should I name it?

 

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P.S.: I THINK I know who's hamster it is, but no one is around this weekend.

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Guest Pilau Hands

what a cutey!

 

name him lunch meat

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congratulations rage.....you kidnapped a hamster and using swift skills captured him, i think you are worthy to join the ][ninjas][in][pajamas

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I love hamsters!

 

(no funny comment, no snide remark. no weird hidden meanings - just pure, unadulturated joy in the very existence of hamsters. they make my life worthwhile)

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if you know who's it is, give it some bread and water, and hang on to it till they get back... bread, granola, something like that, and waterin a low dish...

or break into their room. dorm rooms are really easy to break into...

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Guest SerialRapisT

AHHHHH!!! ITS AWESOME!

 

DUDE KEEP THAT THING ITS THE KEWLEST!!!

 

I would use that to get hot chicks too! You know they would think its the kewlest thing in teh world!

 

HAMSTERS ROCK!!!

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Guest platapie

name him snake food. thatd be funny as hell when soe girl comes over and you tell her oh thats my pet hamster,come here snake food comeon buddy. she might shit her self.

 

on a completely unrelated note keep reg away from your pet.^

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I know its sad...but I keep coming back to this thread just to see the hamster.

My hamster died a week ago. He was a replacement for my mouse (Mouse Def) who shuffled of this mortal coil last month. My life is far more empty than I expected, after the death of a rodent......

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Guest THEdude

I once had a hamster....

 

it was cool but they don't do shit during the day, they only play at night.

 

so I gave it back to the girl who gave it to me and she didn't give him any water (she lived far so it was a long trip, he died and she threw him in a dumpster or something..) so he fucking died.

 

give him a lot of nuts and stuff and they store it in their cheeks, fucking awsome.

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Originally posted by bodice_ripper

(Mouse Def)

 

Good name! Sorry about his passing though...

 

UPDATE:

The girl whose hamster this is, finally picked him up. I love seeing a hot chick in tears of joy. She couldn't thank me enough. :cool:

 

Oh an uh...thanks for all the dope names!

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too bad the chick got him.

if you kept him you shoulda named him Oolong III.

Why the III I dont know....so he could sound like Thurston Howell III I guess.

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Originally posted by graffsurgeon

i thought this would be about the television show.

 

I could be wrong, but you sure you're not thinking of Eek The Cat?

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Originally posted by bodice_ripper

I know its sad...but I keep coming back to this thread just to see the hamster.

My hamster died a week ago. He was a replacement for my mouse (Mouse Def) who shuffled of this mortal coil last month. My life is far more empty than I expected, after the death of a rodent......

 

 

awww! I had a mouse named KITTY when i was living in hawaii who everyone loved cuz he's party with us all the time.

 

and my hamster "fuckface" just died like two months ago.. i love lil cute rodents. i heard rats are really smart.

 

 

and that hamster is damn cute, it made my nite!! name it oolongs side kick crime fighting pancake batter!!!

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i brutally killed 5 mice in the garage today

i swear i stepped out there this morning and it was like

the fucking mice olympics, little fuckers jumping

and scurrying as the lights came on

but belive me they got theres after they pooped on my truck

it was hammer time :mad:

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Originally posted by DEE38

i love lil cute rodents. i heard rats are really smart.

 

rats are smart... i have 2 of them...

and, i'm getting 2 pygmy hedgehogs in about a month...

rodents and suck are fun...:)

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