-Rage- Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 To start off this tale I'll give you some info on my living situation...I live in a dorm on the first floor and my room is dark as shit because my roomate had passed out hours earlier. So there I am chiling this morning and looking at 12oz, like ususal. Out of the left hand side I see this white blob scurry across the floor. I jumped out of my chair because I whout it was a huge mouse at first. Nope. It's a fucking hamster. I then sit and stare at it wondering what the fuck a hamster is doing in my room. Then I wonder what do I do? Put it back in the hall, leave it roaming around my room? Nada. I grabed the firt box like object in sight which happened to be a vacuum box. I get the hamster in the box and of course he tries for 30 minutes to get out...duh. So what should I name it? P.S.: I THINK I know who's hamster it is, but no one is around this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 hahahahh! that's so cute. name him NunPuncher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 what a cutey! name him lunch meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 congratulations rage.....you kidnapped a hamster and using swift skills captured him, i think you are worthy to join the ][ninjas][in][pajamas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 I love hamsters! (no funny comment, no snide remark. no weird hidden meanings - just pure, unadulturated joy in the very existence of hamsters. they make my life worthwhile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 if you know who's it is, give it some bread and water, and hang on to it till they get back... bread, granola, something like that, and waterin a low dish... or break into their room. dorm rooms are really easy to break into... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 i thought this would be about the television show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SerialRapisT Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 AHHHHH!!! ITS AWESOME! DUDE KEEP THAT THING ITS THE KEWLEST!!! I would use that to get hot chicks too! You know they would think its the kewlest thing in teh world! HAMSTERS ROCK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 name it womb water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Re: AHHHHH!!! ITS AWESOME! Originally posted by SerialRapisT DUDE KEEP THAT THING ITS THE KEWLEST!!! whats going on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 can i fuck it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 name him snake food. thatd be funny as hell when soe girl comes over and you tell her oh thats my pet hamster,come here snake food comeon buddy. she might shit her self. on a completely unrelated note keep reg away from your pet.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 I know its sad...but I keep coming back to this thread just to see the hamster. My hamster died a week ago. He was a replacement for my mouse (Mouse Def) who shuffled of this mortal coil last month. My life is far more empty than I expected, after the death of a rodent...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 I once had a hamster.... it was cool but they don't do shit during the day, they only play at night. so I gave it back to the girl who gave it to me and she didn't give him any water (she lived far so it was a long trip, he died and she threw him in a dumpster or something..) so he fucking died. give him a lot of nuts and stuff and they store it in their cheeks, fucking awsome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted April 14, 2002 Author Share Posted April 14, 2002 Originally posted by bodice_ripper (Mouse Def) Good name! Sorry about his passing though... UPDATE: The girl whose hamster this is, finally picked him up. I love seeing a hot chick in tears of joy. She couldn't thank me enough. :cool: Oh an uh...thanks for all the dope names! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 name him poopstain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 too bad the chick got him. if you kept him you shoulda named him Oolong III. Why the III I dont know....so he could sound like Thurston Howell III I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 mouse def. thats so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/455.jpg'> "thats cool" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Fire Inside Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Originally posted by graffsurgeon i thought this would be about the television show. I could be wrong, but you sure you're not thinking of Eek The Cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 wa do dem.. wa do dem dem dem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Originally posted by A Fire Inside I could be wrong, but you sure you're not thinking of Eek The Cat? i certainly am fatherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Originally posted by bodice_ripper I know its sad...but I keep coming back to this thread just to see the hamster. My hamster died a week ago. He was a replacement for my mouse (Mouse Def) who shuffled of this mortal coil last month. My life is far more empty than I expected, after the death of a rodent...... awww! I had a mouse named KITTY when i was living in hawaii who everyone loved cuz he's party with us all the time. and my hamster "fuckface" just died like two months ago.. i love lil cute rodents. i heard rats are really smart. and that hamster is damn cute, it made my nite!! name it oolongs side kick crime fighting pancake batter!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 i brutally killed 5 mice in the garage today i swear i stepped out there this morning and it was like the fucking mice olympics, little fuckers jumping and scurrying as the lights came on but belive me they got theres after they pooped on my truck it was hammer time :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 i love lil cute rodents. i heard rats are really smart. rats are smart... i have 2 of them... and, i'm getting 2 pygmy hedgehogs in about a month... rodents and suck are fun...:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne i brutally killed 5 mice in the garage today i swear i stepped out there this morning and it was like the fucking mice olympics, little fuckers jumping and scurrying as the lights came on but belive me they got theres after they pooped on my truck it was hammer time :mad: a buddy of mine just killed the possum that kept sneaking into his room... don't know how he killed it, but he did... and he finally got rid of the carcass today after this girl complained about the smell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie and he finally got rid of the carcass today after this girl complained about the smell... i would have made a possum hat or something i can actually hear that last mouse in the garage right now he might have a friend im not sure all i know is they will perish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 he wanted to amke a hat!!! i think he ruined the skull or sumpin tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 I just read a newspaper article my grandma saved for me. This guy (already a dad probably in his 40-50's) saw a possum in his backyard. So he does what any man would do. He shot it with a crossbow 3 times. Appearently neighbors saw this and were pissed cause they were some treehuggers or some shit. So then the possum is dead right? no. The motherfucker was walking across the brick wall. So the guy tells his 17 yo son to go get a pipe. So the dude finally kills the giant rat. Problem is one of the neighbors saw him shoot it and saw it afterwards. So the neighbor took a few pictures to document the tragedy and calls the animal control. Now they probably gonna try this father for a felony. This ain't no joke. A felony for killing a possum. This possum was on T2 "I'll be back type shit" From when the man first shot the possum to the time he had to throw some pipes to the head was 7 hours. this possum was walking around with 3 big ass arrows going through his body. It was in the Whittier Daily News. The pic was crazy. I'm see if they got a website or something. It was last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol This possum was on T2 "I'll be back type shit" :lol: i can picture that so perfectly in my mind possum hats would be awesome cause those motherfuckers are scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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