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][NINJAS][IN][PAJAMAS -=missions=-

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-=mission 1=-

 

first i will make a formal introduction....we are the ][ninjas][in][pajamas crew, (typing the ][ in getting annoying, so i will refer to it as NIP)....i lead the crew along with my good friend noam chomsky, we are accompanied by a few junior ninjas, who are recruits and have much to learn about our dangerous lifestyle on the streets of san francisco....

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SO....we need to get our names out to the WORLD!!.....me and noam gathered 2 junior ninjas (pippy and wondergas)....and went to chinatown, where theres alot of people......we needed to be hardcore....so we go into a fish market, and steal 20 seabasses, we then threw teh seabasses at random people in the street. we got chased by a mob of about 15 old people, but we overturned the frog cages and got away.....now, our arch rivals the TFPPFP were in the area....NIP BATTLE TIME!!! actually, we didnt have enough planning so we suspended the battle, and spent the rest of the day stealin stink bombs and throwing them inside resturants.....pippy got scared and wet himself, so we took him into a secluded alley, and cut his head off...he truly isnt worthy....we hung his headless corpse from the playground and watched as the little kids got sprayed with the blood spraying from his neck....we then climbed the nearest roof and jumped away to our secret hideout......day 1 is over......

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Guest NoamChomsky

You have to earn your "pajamas" by doing mad crazy shit!

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Guest NoamChomsky

One day me and Regulator were getting our swords polished in Chinatown.(No, not that kind of polishing,i mean actual swords you sicko!)Anyway so were walking down Kearney street and we get ambushed by The Pasty Faced Panda Punishers From Pacifica,they threw mad amounts of panda stars at us and we blocked all of them.Then me and Reg jumped up and came down on top of them!Reg hella splattered one of their heads when he stabbed it.i fought with the other one until he threw down a smoke bomb and jumped onto a MUNI bus.The TPFPPFP are a bunch of pussies.

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Guest NoamChomsky

Dont sleep...It takes alot to become a full blown member of NIP.Racking,Swordfighting,Climbing Shit,and Macking Hot Ninja girls is only half of what were about.

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We also have alot of fun too.Last summer me and Reg decided to throw a party for the junior ninjas who had stolen every last toothpick in San Francisco.(Which was one of are biggest successful missions to date.)So we hijacked the Alcatraz boat and sailed it for Marin.We beached it on the shore and had a beach party.One of the junior ninjas,Sphinx disappeared early on and came back about 4 a.m. with a wounded otter in his hands.Some drunkin junior ninjas started yelling "otter burgers,we want otter burgers"So Sphinx bit the otter's head off and threw it on the fire.We still got otter burgers in the freezer left over from the party...

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Guest me IS cool

I wish to join your Ninja's In Pajamas. I think I am worthy here's a list of why I am:

 

1.) I have little ninjas sown into my pajamas.

2.) I can climb a lot of thing...especially trees.

3.) I once went into a liquor and racked a pack of gum. The owner chased me but I was too fast and he got tired and he died. yeah.

4.) I'm close to frisco. so maybe you could make a L.A. chapter.

5.) and I can run hella fast so I can sneak up to an unsuspecting enemy and cut his head off or whatever. :P

 

P.S. Do you guys provide the swords or am I gonna have to rack one?

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Guest blink_ATX

ummmm ninja shit huh???

 

well then, you san francisco boys be tripping.

 

Do you seriously have this crew cause if so i'll be looking out fo yo beaotches when i hit the west coast to see my holmes.

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Hmmm there used to be this thing on the net, where you could send out ninja assasin's via email to kill people. It was the shit...

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Originally posted by blink_ATX

ummmm ninja shit huh???

 

well then, you san francisco boys be tripping.

 

Do you seriously have this crew cause if so i'll be looking out fo yo beaotches when i hit the west coast to see my holmes.

 

please, we will cut your dick off and light you on fire...we are fuckin hardcore!

 

like today, i woke up very early, and this grandmother ninja wanted me to help her find some hair stuff at RiteAid, so i killed her.....or when i was bushopping this morning and there was a homeless guy on the bus and his dick was showing....i got very mad he was flashing it and so grabbed the nearest chinese boy and used him as a club and i beat the hobo to death...theres a still a whole dat ahead....the NIP has some business to take care of...the TFPPFP have stolen some of our beavers, and we need to exact revenge

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Guest NoamChomsky

On the real, Ninjas In Pajamas dont really worry about NIP rejects trying to flex like they're somebody, on-line.To everyone out there asking themselves if they are worthy,all I can say is just come on down to the Embarcadero Bart station and talk to some of the junior ninjas that skate down and around there.They'll get you in touch with a senior ninja who will evaluate you.Bushoppers DO make good recruits because of some of the ninja skills they utilize like infiltration and working on their own. If and when you are notified you have passed recruit selection you will be escorted to the secret ninja fort to begin training.You will need to provide your own ninja uniform,sword,and grappling hook.Everything else will be provided for you.If you pass training you wil be given a handmade sword made by our premiere ninja sword maker.You will also be issued pajamas on graduation day.Remember!Only the best make it.

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Guest NoamChomsky

Done!Also to any heads out there that wanna be down.Keep your sword with you at all times.To lose your sword is to lose your head.

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and he really means it, you lose your sword, we cut your fuckin hands off.....you lose your PAJAMAS!!! and we will cut your legs off and rub donkey shit all over the raw stumps....HI YAH!

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Guest NoamChomsky

We dont have time for fuckups and dumbasses in NIP.You make a mistake and you will either be killed by our enemies or me and Reg will straight up turn you into swiss cheese.Weakness will not be tolerated.

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bananas in pajamas

 

are coming down the stairs

 

i forgot the rest of the lyrics

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THis is the best thread i have ever read.

 

 

I aspire to be a ninja, noam and regulator are my heros. Last weekend my and my ninja buddys were snowbaording ontop of houses. there was an old man inside one of the houses, he was looking at his computer. I poped a huge boner and hit him on the head a thousand times. He died a thousand times. Also onetime me and my nija friedn jumped ninja style into a south american ski hut. But we knew that everyone inside had guns, so we lined all 500 up in a row and i did a super ninja kick and kicked all their heads off at once.

 

 

Please accept me as a junior ninja because i have had much previous solo training.

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