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first i will make a formal introduction....we are the ][ninjas][in][pajamas crew, (typing the ][ in getting annoying, so i will refer to it as NIP)....i lead the crew along with my good friend noam chomsky, we are accompanied by a few junior ninjas, who are recruits and have much to learn about our dangerous lifestyle on the streets of san francisco....

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SO....we need to get our names out to the WORLD!!.....me and noam gathered 2 junior ninjas (pippy and wondergas)....and went to chinatown, where theres alot of people......we needed to be hardcore....so we go into a fish market, and steal 20 seabasses, we then threw teh seabasses at random people in the street. we got chased by a mob of about 15 old people, but we overturned the frog cages and got away.....now, our arch rivals the TFPPFP were in the area....NIP BATTLE TIME!!! actually, we didnt have enough planning so we suspended the battle, and spent the rest of the day stealin stink bombs and throwing them inside resturants.....pippy got scared and wet himself, so we took him into a secluded alley, and cut his head off...he truly isnt worthy....we hung his headless corpse from the playground and watched as the little kids got sprayed with the blood spraying from his neck....we then climbed the nearest roof and jumped away to our secret hideout......day 1 is over......

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One day me and Regulator were getting our swords polished in Chinatown.(No, not that kind of polishing,i mean actual swords you sicko!)Anyway so were walking down Kearney street and we get ambushed by The Pasty Faced Panda Punishers From Pacifica,they threw mad amounts of panda stars at us and we blocked all of them.Then me and Reg jumped up and came down on top of them!Reg hella splattered one of their heads when he stabbed it.i fought with the other one until he threw down a smoke bomb and jumped onto a MUNI bus.The TPFPPFP are a bunch of pussies.

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Dont sleep...It takes alot to become a full blown member of NIP.Racking,Swordfighting,Climbing Shit,and Macking Hot Ninja girls is only half of what were about.

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We also have alot of fun too.Last summer me and Reg decided to throw a party for the junior ninjas who had stolen every last toothpick in San Francisco.(Which was one of are biggest successful missions to date.)So we hijacked the Alcatraz boat and sailed it for Marin.We beached it on the shore and had a beach party.One of the junior ninjas,Sphinx disappeared early on and came back about 4 a.m. with a wounded otter in his hands.Some drunkin junior ninjas started yelling "otter burgers,we want otter burgers"So Sphinx bit the otter's head off and threw it on the fire.We still got otter burgers in the freezer left over from the party...

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I wish to join your Ninja's In Pajamas. I think I am worthy here's a list of why I am:

 

1.) I have little ninjas sown into my pajamas.

2.) I can climb a lot of thing...especially trees.

3.) I once went into a liquor and racked a pack of gum. The owner chased me but I was too fast and he got tired and he died. yeah.

4.) I'm close to frisco. so maybe you could make a L.A. chapter.

5.) and I can run hella fast so I can sneak up to an unsuspecting enemy and cut his head off or whatever. :P

 

P.S. Do you guys provide the swords or am I gonna have to rack one?

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Guest blink_ATX

ummmm ninja shit huh???

 

well then, you san francisco boys be tripping.

 

Do you seriously have this crew cause if so i'll be looking out fo yo beaotches when i hit the west coast to see my holmes.

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Originally posted by blink_ATX

ummmm ninja shit huh???

 

well then, you san francisco boys be tripping.

 

Do you seriously have this crew cause if so i'll be looking out fo yo beaotches when i hit the west coast to see my holmes.

 

please, we will cut your dick off and light you on fire...we are fuckin hardcore!

 

like today, i woke up very early, and this grandmother ninja wanted me to help her find some hair stuff at RiteAid, so i killed her.....or when i was bushopping this morning and there was a homeless guy on the bus and his dick was showing....i got very mad he was flashing it and so grabbed the nearest chinese boy and used him as a club and i beat the hobo to death...theres a still a whole dat ahead....the NIP has some business to take care of...the TFPPFP have stolen some of our beavers, and we need to exact revenge

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On the real, Ninjas In Pajamas dont really worry about NIP rejects trying to flex like they're somebody, on-line.To everyone out there asking themselves if they are worthy,all I can say is just come on down to the Embarcadero Bart station and talk to some of the junior ninjas that skate down and around there.They'll get you in touch with a senior ninja who will evaluate you.Bushoppers DO make good recruits because of some of the ninja skills they utilize like infiltration and working on their own. If and when you are notified you have passed recruit selection you will be escorted to the secret ninja fort to begin training.You will need to provide your own ninja uniform,sword,and grappling hook.Everything else will be provided for you.If you pass training you wil be given a handmade sword made by our premiere ninja sword maker.You will also be issued pajamas on graduation day.Remember!Only the best make it.

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Done!Also to any heads out there that wanna be down.Keep your sword with you at all times.To lose your sword is to lose your head.

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We dont have time for fuckups and dumbasses in NIP.You make a mistake and you will either be killed by our enemies or me and Reg will straight up turn you into swiss cheese.Weakness will not be tolerated.

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THis is the best thread i have ever read.

 

 

I aspire to be a ninja, noam and regulator are my heros. Last weekend my and my ninja buddys were snowbaording ontop of houses. there was an old man inside one of the houses, he was looking at his computer. I poped a huge boner and hit him on the head a thousand times. He died a thousand times. Also onetime me and my nija friedn jumped ninja style into a south american ski hut. But we knew that everyone inside had guns, so we lined all 500 up in a row and i did a super ninja kick and kicked all their heads off at once.

 

 

Please accept me as a junior ninja because i have had much previous solo training.

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it seems you have previous ninja experiance....grab some kicking ninja pajamas and your in

 

 

now today was rather bland, but the normal ninja business....we spent all day at the embarcadero disguised as african american street musicians. we jacked toothpicks from every resturant, and stuck them all in dog shit on the street, so it looked like a bunch of porcupines were all over the sidewalk. we were on market street when we ran into a lone member of the TPFPPFP....we assigned 3 junior ninjas to take him down.....we lost one junior ninja because he was struck by a bus chasing the enemy...the 2 remaining junior ninjas caught the enemy, and we took him to our secret ninja hideout were we tortured him to talk abuot the secret panda hideoout.......first we ripped his penis hair out strand by strand, and we prodded his ball sack with various types of forks, he still did not talk, so we covered his dick in bird seed and let the our ninja pigeons go to work (they also have ninja costumes).....the panda member died so we didnt get any info. we then all had a cool barbeque into the backyard of our secret ninja hideout. we cooked 3 young goat and we had some leftover sea otters........we still have MUCH business to take care of......we still have beavers missing in action, we need to retreive the beavers, the front turrets on the ninja fort are not yet completed, and we still dont have game arcade......thats all for today.....i will let noam tell you what happens tommorow in our next exiting day of the ][NINJAS][iN][PAJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

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Guest NoamChomsky

We have a big day planned tommorow.So I will drop that story sometime during tommorow afternoon.

Congratulations to these new junior ninja canidates for passing ninja selection:

T.T Boy:You have to come to S.F. to train and if you pass the final tests you will be made head of our Canadian chapter.

Swif1:Will be made head ninja in charge of parties.

Eski:You're in, but please specify your skills so that we may find a suitable position for you.

Suburbian Bum:We need a head ninja in charge of head kicking.Want the job?

Remember you all have to pass the final tests to earn your real ninja sword with the kung-fu grip.Also remember you will be part of a brotherhood of ninjas for the rest of your life.You represent the NIP where ever you go,so constantly be killing and fucking shit up so people dont think weve gone soft.

 

If any of our imprisioned ninja beaver brothers are reading this;We have not forgotten you you will bve rescued.

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today, i drew a ninja on my boxers (which i wear to bed) and i have many ninja swords, and have quite alot of previous ninja experiance. that and i'm cool, like you guys. may i also become a level up, become a ninja in pajamas?

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impossible...experience points are hard to get...and they take a lot to level up. you have to do "good" deeds in order to earn points. if you dare cheat (ex: use gameshark, game genie, cracks, etc), you will be forced to be hung by your penis/breast while an alligator is eating you alive with the ninjas ironing their pajamas 20 feet away.

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