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imagine this... (funny little story)

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this dude jackal (big ol huge punk fucker... lots of tattoos, mohawk...) is sittin in this pub that has really cheap pizza... it's just him and a few friends, and then across the room is these 4 college kids... they're the only other people in there besides the employees... the college kids are talking about the recent school elections, in which one of them won president... one of the college kids says to the newly elected president: "those other guys didn't stand a chance, dude! you stomped those other fools!"

at this point jackal sits up and shouts out, as loud as he can without actually screaming: "I LOVE COLLEGE! CO-ED BATHROOMS AND NO PARENTS! WHOO HOO!"

the college kids finished their pizza and beer in total silence...

i hate college kids. and i love jackal. :D

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Guest me IS cool

Jackal is my new hero..... When I grow up I want to be just like him.... ;)

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Guest Wilt

haha...it doesn't happen like that everywhere though...good story though.the stereotypical preppy kids are faggots.they have some cool ones in the mix though.

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i'm in college too, but i definately wouldn't consider myself a college kid... there's a big difference between the people who go to college to further their education, and those who go to parade around in the newest abercrombie gear and fill trash cans with beer vomit... those are the college kids that i hate...

:)

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i fucking wish i was a college kid, what an easy life, im sick of working so fucking hard for everything.

 

a bunch of my friends are beer drinking college hooligans, im kinda jealous, but ill get mine in time, ill just have to work (not that they dont) some of them are the hardest wrking people i know, i dunno, i wish i had no job, money, beer, a dorm, and a girlfriend. ya know, as much as you hate college kids, they got it pretty nice, and you know youd kina want it.

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ha, back in l.a. i lived in apartments since they didnt have dorms..... and a good 30% of students i went to school with lived there... so i had the college experience around my pad. alot of parties, alcahols, the slut in the apartment who fucked everyone, the guy version of the slut.............. everyone knew whats up with who, who fucked who and what not. sex on the roof top, sex on the balcony.... sex in the bathroom while the roomates in the living room, sex sex sex and alot of fucking beer.

 

now im in vegas and that shit doesnt exsist cuz i live in a house.

 

p.s. jackal for president!! well not really, but he sounds cool.

 

vinyl for president!!

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this one time i threw a chili dog at a nun. then she threw her denchures at me, chained me to a bedpost, and whipped me. jackal came and saved me and then we set the bitch on fire....jackal is my hero:cool:

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Guest NoamChomsky

During the last unpleasantness, my squad was involved in a heavy firefight,I got hit and Jackal pulled me into a foxhole and patched me up.I always wanted to thank him for saving my life...

 

*tips a 40oz. for jackal*

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Guest blood as ink

i was talking to some friends once..and jackel was parl of the conversation...i said some stupid trying to be funny remark..people laughed...then jackel runs at he and tackles me in a hug...fuck he was stinky...kinda very scarey too.

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another story about jackal and me...

 

so me and jackal were at this guys apartment where we weren't allowed to drink, right? so we were out on the balcony getting drunk... so after getting pretty loaded, but not to plastered to walk thru the living room and out the door without the kid who rents the place noticing us, we go outside and up to the store to get some food... so we're walking thru the safeway knocking stuff off shelves and the like, when jackal notices the big box of light bulbs... so we left with a big box of light bulbs and a couple loaves of bread in our pants, and made our way back to the apartment. we got back to the balconey and proceded to get really drunk...

 

anyways, by the end of the night we were lobbing light bulbs off the fourth floor balcony, and almost falling off several times... good times, good times...

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