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KingSlager

KING OF DA WORLD!!

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YO world this is king slager king of the fucking world and other planets!!

At age three I did my first top 2 bottom on my grandma when she said I couldn't have cookies with my OJ. I got real fuckin angry and bombed her up with my crayolas then my parents were bombed on a weekly basis and I caught flicks of the runners, going shopping, going to church etc. I wasn't allowed to have a kitten so I caught wreck on the neighborhood cats, homies in my hood will prop that! Sum boyz I knew were hitting the 1's and 2's so slag smashed the yards, but steel aint real compared to living flesh. Writers dis me for not painting panels and whole cars no more, but I say to them get in a forest with ten angry grizzlys and bomb them all then whos da hardest? I've gone on safari missions, jungle missions, I was the first writer to smash the south pole, do atmospheric cloudies and kill everest. And who the fuck else has done dusties on mars with rubber gloves and a snorkel mask for safety. Fuck Y'all I am the king step up... and get smashed down

Word... Slag keepin it reeler than a vegetable peeler

 

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Me back in the day before phlix

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gran cops a thrashing

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mum and dad bombed for the fifth time that week!

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Catching wreck in the boogie down! (1968)

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Bustin a headspin on the south pole!

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you know who you know where!!

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Smashing the pole!

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KIng of da WORLD!! everest cops a load!!

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Waking the mummies!!

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more Grrrr than the grizzlyz!!

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1 of 20 furries done that night!

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I was in berlin at the time!

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Atmospherics done on earth!

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My magnum opus dusties on mars, props to my E.T homies

 

more 2 come... DA realest

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hahahaha

 

that shit was mad funny it does lok like some one got geeked on having photo shop but that shit you did on photoshop was funny to it was creative:king:

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Guest jus

i waited atleast 5 minuts just to see that:mad:

 

.........Fyou!!!!

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Guest TECONE SW

WOW... that was lame as fuck... wastin space cause you sooped on your photoshop... :mad:

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hahaha

 

i have to admit that was pretty funny yet very dumb just goes to show what happens when u put photo shop in the wrong hands:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Guest platapie

dont no why but i find it amusing

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Guest KING BLING

stop bitchin, you are the same people that are cool with someone writing a paragraph of dumb shit and than posting a flik so it "meets the criteria." If you hated it, let it die by not responding to it.....

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Guest SerOneADC

yo slang...could you hit my book??...email me with your address so i can send it to you...you abviously have madd skillz...so if you would hit my book...i'd be so honored...keep bombin penguins...peace!

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the pope dropped his soap on a rope and has lost all hope, so all he can do is mope...

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