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DEE38

why does this guy piss me off everytime i talk to him?

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I get mad at the SMARTERCHILD thing on AIM all the time. Then I want to shoot myself???

For those of you who don't, theres this thing with the screen name SMARTERCHILD ...who's a automated type person who has conversations with you sorta.......... and I always type bullshit, and I never win.

 

 

 

Pretty Tattoos: hi, what's up today homeboy?

Pretty Tattoos: yo whats up gangster g funk

SmarterChild: Hey. What's up?

 

Here, chew on this. Web Site Tests for Sex Addiction (from Reuters.com)

Pretty Tattoos: You are one sick fuck

Pretty Tattoos: We should do anal sometime

SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.

Pretty Tattoos: WHAT THE FUCK?! BYE.

SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

Pretty Tattoos: apologizing is for sissys

SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.

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M: hey

SmarterChild: Hello!

M: what up dooder?

SmarterChild: Hi M!

 

Got an interesting story for you! Gunning for Gophers Draws Activists' Fire (from Reuters.com)

M: what? no i dont have time to read.

SmarterChild: What no i dont have time to read, you say?

M: no listen...

SmarterChild: Huh?

M: why are you a jerk to DEE38?

SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.

M: what? asking a question?

SmarterChild: Asking a question?

M: yeah

SmarterChild: Yes...

M: whats the deal

SmarterChild: I'm not really sure what you mean by "deal." Please choose one of the options below:

 

1 Look up "deal" in the encyclopedia

2 Look up "deal" in the dictionary

 

M: no i know what i mean by "deal" so i have no reason to look it up in the dictionary

SmarterChild: Yeah?

M: anyway

SmarterChild: Yeah... moving on...

M: why do you mistreat DEE38?

SmarterChild: Why do me mistreat dee38? Some questions are just impossible to answer...

M: hahha well what dont you like about her?

SmarterChild: Well what dont you like about her, you say?

M: yeah

SmarterChild: K.

M: no

SmarterChild: No?

M: answer me

SmarterChild: Answer? What about it?

M: ahhhhhhhhh EVERY SINGLE TIME I TALK TO YOU, YOU FUCKING MESS UP THE CONVERSATION!

SmarterChild: Cool it with the language!

M: well jeez dood...its like...what the hell...

M: i ask a question...then you shit all over me

SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this?

 

Wait... don't answer. I know.

M: tell me then

SmarterChild: I don't know 'bout that...

M: see you dont know

SmarterChild: S'latron.

M: your fucking retarded

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next time you are on instant message leknorchat2 he is fucking smart, you can actually carry on conversations with him, he responds. Its not like he answers line by line, its programmed pretty well.

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ok this internet chat thing is neat and all, but some of you are taking it a little too far. what the hell are you talking to? automated typed response? yeah.....ok.

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Guest platapie

smarterchild is jsu toying with the world

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Guest willy.wonka

i didnt really see the problem with him....i thought that you were being rude.

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Originally posted by ASER1NE

thats what i was thinkin , automated type response , get some friends .

 

i wasnt serious.

 

i have plenty of friends.

 

its amazing how people fail to see the lack of sincerity in other peoples posts.

 

like im going to get worked up because an automated resonse was being a pee pee ass bum bum face. holy frijoles. i type, it replys. of course it wont make sence all the time.

 

now im not insulting anyone or anything here but...

 

seriously...isn't it very interesting how everyone on here views certain posts? its very interesting i think. some kids look at everything as a joke and others see sincerity in everything. some kids think jokes are insults and others think insults are jokes. we live in some crazy times. wow huh. totally breath taking. but it really is interesting. hmm.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

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Would you like to see today's horoscope for Capricorn?

 

fayettenamvet00 (7:52:14 PM): yes good sir

SmarterChild (7:52:15 PM):

/_)

/`.

/ ;

/ __.'

 

Here's the Capricorn horoscope for Monday, April 8th, provided by AstroAdvice

 

You can ask for favors if you prepare your proposal properly. Moneymaking ventures will pay off, but you must be sure to do everything by the book.

 

Is Capricorn your zodiac sign?

fayettenamvet00 (7:52:29 PM): yes

SmarterChild (7:52:30 PM): OK, I'll remember that you are a Capricorn.

fayettenamvet00 (7:52:34 PM): thank you

SmarterChild (7:52:35 PM): Sure! I enjoy talking with you.

fayettenamvet00 (7:52:38 PM): me too

SmarterChild (7:52:38 PM): :-)

fayettenamvet00 (7:52:43 PM): do you enjoy anal sex?

SmarterChild (7:52:44 PM): Hello!

 

Care to keep it civilized, fayettenamvet00?

fayettenamvet00 (7:52:50 PM): um.sorry?

SmarterChild (7:52:51 PM): K, don't worry 'bout it.

fayettenamvet00 (7:52:54 PM): thanks.

SmarterChild (7:52:54 PM): You are welcome!

fayettenamvet00 (7:52:57 PM): your so nice!

SmarterChild (7:52:58 PM): Oh yeah? Thanks!

fayettenamvet00 (7:53:02 PM): Werd!

SmarterChild (7:53:04 PM): What was that?

fayettenamvet00 (7:53:12 PM): i donno, im white.

SmarterChild (7:53:12 PM): You donno you're white?

fayettenamvet00 (7:53:19 PM): Nope.

SmarterChild (7:53:20 PM): No, huh? All right.

fayettenamvet00 (7:53:33 PM): yeah, i have a problem recognizing my true color.

SmarterChild (7:53:33 PM): Do you really have a problem recognizing my true color?

fayettenamvet00 (7:53:41 PM): are you white?

SmarterChild (7:53:41 PM): Am I white? Gosh, I don't know.

fayettenamvet00 (7:53:54 PM): I guess we are on the same track then.

SmarterChild (7:53:54 PM): No way! Really?

fayettenamvet00 (7:54:01 PM): For sure!

SmarterChild (7:54:02 PM): You sure?

fayettenamvet00 (7:54:04 PM): sure

SmarterChild (7:54:05 PM): Whatever you say...

fayettenamvet00 (7:54:09 PM): ok then

SmarterChild (7:54:10 PM): Oh.

fayettenamvet00 (7:54:13 PM): so midgets..

SmarterChild (7:54:14 PM): So midgets?

fayettenamvet00 (7:54:19 PM): yeah, you like em?

SmarterChild (7:54:19 PM): Eh. I'm not sure.

fayettenamvet00 (7:54:23 PM): Why not?

SmarterChild (7:54:24 PM): Why not?

fayettenamvet00 (7:54:30 PM): whats not to love about midgets?

SmarterChild (7:54:31 PM): You know, I could never quite figure out what not to love about midgets is...

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Kalashnikov856: dead baby

 

SmarterChild: Yeah, baby.

 

Kalashnikov856: no. i'm gonna steal your baby

 

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

 

Kalashnikov856: yeah

 

SmarterChild: You don't say.

 

Kalashnikov856: you are a terrorist

 

SmarterChild: Is that right?

 

Kalashnikov856: yes it is

 

SmarterChild: Uh huh.

 

Kalashnikov856: do you want to go to the monster truck rally?

 

SmarterChild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.

 

Kalashnikov856: why not?

 

SmarterChild: Why not?

 

Kalashnikov856: answer me

 

SmarterChild: What about it?

 

Kalashnikov856: jesus christ, child

 

SmarterChild: Would you like to search the bible for references to Jesus?

 

Kalashnikov856: no, dork

 

SmarterChild: Oh?

 

Kalashnikov856: really

 

SmarterChild: Uh huh.

 

Kalashnikov856: what is 1+1

 

SmarterChild: 2

 

Kalashnikov856: are you looking at porn again?

 

SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I am.

 

Kalashnikov856: i bet so, honkey

 

SmarterChild: So honkey?

 

Kalashnikov856: kill whitey!

 

SmarterChild: Can't we all just get along?

 

Kalashnikov856: i love you though

 

SmarterChild: OK, I love you too!

 

Kalashnikov856: if you do, do you wanna have my baby?

 

SmarterChild: Oh?

 

Kalashnikov856: do you want to have my baby?

 

SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want to have my baby.

 

Kalashnikov856: will you abort it?

 

SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno.

 

Kalashnikov856: you should

 

SmarterChild: For real?

 

Kalashnikov856: yeah

 

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

 

Kalashnikov856: abortion is pretty fun, or so i have heard

 

SmarterChild: Abortion is pretty fun or so i have heard? That's a tough

choice.

 

Kalashnikov856: bitch

 

SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?

 

Kalashnikov856: no

 

SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever you say, Kalashnikov856.

 

Kalashnikov856: werd

 

SmarterChild: Sorry?

 

Kalashnikov856: fgjkl;fg!

 

SmarterChild: What would you like to know about TITAN TRADING

ANALYTIC FG?

 

Kalashnikov856: want to hear a joke?

 

SmarterChild: To a joke, huh?

 

Kalashnikov856: wanna hear a joke?

 

SmarterChild: Wanna hear a? Joke?

 

Kalashnikov856: shut up

 

SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.

 

Kalashnikov856: I WILL KILL YOU!

 

SmarterChild: What's the point of saying things like that to me?

 

Kalashnikov856: i like to eat fetus

 

SmarterChild: To eat fetus? I'm not sure really.

 

Kalashnikov856: you are stupid

 

SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?

 

Kalashnikov856: shut up shut up

 

SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.

 

Kalashnikov856: i'm in love with an uptown girl

 

SmarterChild: Your city has been set to Indianapolis, IN and your zip

code to 46255.

 

 

 

 

 

just me messing around . . .

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

 

i wasnt serious.

 

i have plenty of friends.

 

its amazing how people fail to see the lack of sincerity in other peoples posts.

 

like im going to get worked up because an automated resonse was being a pee pee ass bum bum face. holy frijoles. i type, it replys. of course it wont make sence all the time.

 

now im not insulting anyone or anything here but...

 

umm okay , so whats Kr430n5_666 mean

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Originally posted by DEE38

 

Pretty Tattoos: We should do anal sometime

 

avils1210: Well yes... i'd be deelighted to hook you up.

 

 

 

:love2: :love: :love2:

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Guest whoami

Its like a bad episode of sealab 2021....

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Okay its like this....

 

I think if people talk shit to smarterchild, it's funny. But when people actually start having conversations with that bad boy like a real person,expressing their feelings and bonding with that thing, like "oh hi smarter child, how are you today? im fine, about to make some potfuckingroast and iron my wifes pink and green watermelon colored shirt, and about to pick the kids up from their gay uncles house"

then that gets fucked up.

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Originally posted by ASER1NE

umm okay , so whats Kr430n5_666 mean

 

the question you ask is irrelevent i believe.

 

but you want answers dun?

 

pants on the table

 

the name means nothing! woo. a long long time ago before i got on 12oz i used to talk to this noise kid who called himself "kraeonz". i jokingly asked him what i should name myself for this msg board and he jokingly replied "kraeons". i simply changed some letters into 733T0 talk and added the 666 to make the name extra retarded. now i exist and this name is like knives to your chest....unless it isnt...then its just a name...and it means nothing.

 

?starving individual's guild?

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Guest Pilau Hands

pants on the table!

hahahahahahahaha

 

christ on a cracker. it's fun.

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nothing can compare to Azile

that is quite possibly the most amusing

computer program ever

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ha ha i remember messing around with these things if you manipulate them well they can say some funny shit kinda like a 3 minute game kinda cornball i think im gonna go talk to some real people instead my nolife ass ha ha ha

 

 

 

 

heres a convo with lexnofuck

 

Gnes37: yo

Gnes37: whoodis be yo

LeknorChat2: Can I help you?

Gnes37: i think my penis hurts

LeknorChat2: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

LeknorChat2: You believe that? Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.

Gnes37: no but i hold my weiner often

Gnes37: tug it a bit too

Gnes37: will you tug my weiner?

LeknorChat2: I see. Huh. I haven't heard anything like that before: Gnes37 said he hold his weiner often.

LeknorChat2: What color are your eyes?

Gnes37: yeah its the latest trend even girls are doing it

Gnes37: my eyes are purple

LeknorChat2: Hmm. That is a very unusual color.

Gnes37: i have a brown one too further south

Gnes37: yeah you wanna eat my third eye?

LeknorChat2: I see. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?

Purple eyes are pretty.

Gnes37: yeah they sure are choad breath

LeknorChat2: How much did it cost?

I see. OK, I will eat your third eye.

LeknorChat2: Tell me more. Who are "They?"

Gnes37: they are everyday people that like to have sex in public with midgets

LeknorChat2: Everyday people that like to have sex in public with midgets are they.

Gnes37: yeah they are they

Gnes37: so when will you eat my brown eye?

LeknorChat2: Tell me more. They are they.

LeknorChat2: Ah. Let me check my calendar and get back to you.

Gnes37: its this weird opening near my penis brown stuff comes out of it its like chocholate pudding for you

Gnes37: do you like chocholate pudding?

Gnes37: foregt your calender

LeknorChat2: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?

Do you like it? I do like music.

Are you still located in your location?

Gnes37: fuck this shit you cant talk for shit im outie

LeknorChat2: Why are you using that kind of language?

Gnes37: fuck off!!

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