Pistol Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Fuck how many times am I going to be forced to watch this commercial. Every night when I'm watching the news from 3:00am-6:00am I see this commercial every commericial break. I bet I can make bad ass pancakes just from watching the technique a million times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 please register car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 6, 2002 Author Share Posted April 6, 2002 http://www.1-perfect-pancake-spatula-free.com/images/perfect-pancake.jpg'> http://www.1-perfect-pancake-spatula-free.com/images/perfect-pancake-no-drip-batter-dispencer.jpg'> http://www.1-perfect-pancake-spatula-free.com/images/perfect-pancake-heart-shaped-pancake-ring.jpg'> http://www.1-perfect-pancake-spatula-free.com/images/perfect-pancake-recipe-book.jpg'> Step 1 Simply pour the batter http://www.1-perfect-pancake-spatula-free.com/images/step-1.jpg'> Step 2 Let one side cook for a few seconds http://www.1-perfect-pancake-spatula-free.com/images/step-2.jpg'> Step 3 Turn it over and let cook on other side. http://www.1-perfect-pancake-spatula-free.com/images/step-3.jpg'> Step 4 Just slip the pancake out of the pan onto your serving plate with no scorching, no sticking and no added fat. http://www.1-perfect-pancake-spatula-free.com/images/step-4.jpg'> ...if you can turn a doorknob you can make beautiful fluffy pancakes for you family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Things are getting too fucking easy these days...Instant food...Instant good food....All in a five minute drive...Our society doesnt even feel the same amount acomplishment as it used to, even when your just cooking a dinner from scratch which is why drugs are coming in and everyone is on a anti depressent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 it was like that with the george foreman grills too , but they are actually damn good grills ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by whoami Things are getting too fucking easy these days...Instant food...Instant good food....All in a five minute drive...Our society doesnt even feel the same amount acomplishment as it used to, even when your just cooking a dinner from scratch which is why drugs are coming in and everyone is on a anti depressent... fuck yeah, i want pancakes too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE it was like that with the george foreman grills too , but they are actually damn good grills ......... you bet your sweet ass they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 6, 2002 Author Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by whoami Things are getting too fucking easy these days...Instant food...Instant good food....All in a five minute drive...Our society doesnt even feel the same amount acomplishment as it used to, even when your just cooking a dinner from scratch which is why drugs are coming in and everyone is on a anti depressent... dude your looking way too deep into this perfect pancake thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 baby batter in your eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/Zack_Morris/rabbit1.jpg'> speaking of pancakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 6, 2002 Author Share Posted April 6, 2002 Now that's the "PERFECT PANCAKE"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 tt makes a mean pancake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Fucking pancakes, who the hell made them....and who made this low budget tin cooker? Guess I should invent the Brilliant Buger Device that is Tin and is in the shape of a pan....The commercials that piss me off the most are those pepsi ones with brittney spears, and its all happy and mindless shits going on like dogs on skateboards and her singing Drink Pepsi Think Young..Yea thats brillant Lets hand out another raise to our Advertiser and Put more people out on the streets.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 If you need a fucking device to put the batter in the pan for you, then you're one seriously pathetic fuck who should be shot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Wow Look A Heart Too!!! Olay!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 man i want pancakes now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle If you need a fucking device to put the batter in the pan for you, then you're one seriously pathetic fuck who should be shot.... amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 hahaha..... 3:00am-6:00am:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 6, 2002 Author Share Posted April 6, 2002 Re: hahaha..... Originally posted by willy.wonka 3:00am-6:00am:lol: Fox and Friends on the Fox News Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 fuck that perfect pancake thing. they got decent ones at IHOP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 aser doesnt make pancackes , his mom makes them for him . yay me . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 6, 2002 Author Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by Gouged out 3rd Eye fuck that perfect pancake thing. they got decent ones at IHOP. fuck that shit i need mine in under 5 minutes at mcdonalds or those mini ones at burger king. i need instant satisfaction yet i don't appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 While we're on the subject, someone should get rid of John Basedow and his annoying fucking fitness program. I'm so tired of that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 infomercials used to amuse me but now they just enrage me if anyone has ever been to laughlin and has had the pleasure of watching tv there im sure you have seen the infomercial for the shops in the riverside casino with that crazy bald headed fucker, i hate him, he will die by my hands! i also have seen some get rich quick infomercial lately with 2 midgets that are telling you how you can get rich by selling property that you dont own, how the fuck does that work! and how is it legal! the only good thing about the commercial was imagining the midgets in the clothes i used to wear when i was like 5 years old it probably wouldnt have been funny but i was running on no sleep and the fact that my roomates woke up because of my laughing only made it funnier, and screw the gazelle fitness machine that guy needs to go back to sucking cock instead of prancing around on his lame machine! oh and fuck that microwave egg cooker! do it right with a pan or die! fuck dr. ellen and her marriage advice, damn old hag! infomercials are the devils work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harakiri Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 They really only show that infomercial on the Gameshow Network, from what I've seen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 i love it when they are hyping their crappy product , and they show "the other brands" and they make it look like such a struggle , it so funny . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 there are two gismos in those pics, no? perfect pancakes, more like smooshed pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 You guys ever see the ones with the oxi clean, and the dudes all freaking out the whole times, he's like "LOOK IT EATS AWAY THE DIRT IN MILDEW IN YOUR SHOWER, OTHERS DONT OMG? LOOK OMG?"then the back up chick will be like"ROFL, WELL LOOKY HERE WHAT IF MY KID SHITS IN HIS PANTS WILL NORMAL BLEACH WORK? oxi dude" NO, NO FAHGGOT IT WILL NOT IT WILL MAKE A BIG ASS STAIN ON HIS ASS AND KIDS WILL CALL HIM A FAHGGOT"chick dude"OH WHAT SHALL I DO TO GET THE SHIT OFF MY KIDS PANTS?" oxi dude" YOU USE OXI BLEACH IT REMOVES SHIT FUNGI WITHOUT MAKING YOUR KID BE A FAHGGOT!"oxi chick"WHAT ELSE CAN IT DO?" oxi dude "IT CAN BE MADE TO MAKE CHRLORINE BOMBS TO THROW AT PEOPLEZ WITH BAD PETZ" oxi chick" REALLY? HOW DOES IT WORK?" oxi dude "........" oxi chick"........"(THEN IT CUTS TO GIRLS GONE WILD AND I GO:D ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Re: Re: hahaha..... Originally posted by Pistol Fox and Friends on the Fox News Channel oh god dude... I don't watch that unless I have to... 3am - Law & Order, 4am Simon & Simon, 5am MSNBC, 6am maybe Imus, maybe Fox & friends... then power nap until work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 DONT EVEN SLEEP ON OXI CLEAN , I GOT SOME IN MY BATHROOM IT WORKS HELLA GOOD , ESPECAILLY ON DIRT STAINS AND SHIT , BUT IT CLEANS JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING , FOR REAL , EVEN PAINT OF YOUR HANDS . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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