Santa Claus Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 he puts the ERECTION in RESURRECTION... JESUS DOES JERUSALEM!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 abso-fuckin-lutely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 he puts the erection in resurection....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 i have seen it already...old 70s porn. some guy in a tree watching some people having sex..he starts jacking off, then next thing you know..he starts sucking on his own dick...some disciples are walking through this same forest area and the dick sucking man nuts..his nut falls on the face of the disciple and he thought it was bird shit. 70s porn is so cool...i like the one with college chicks that need extra money so they fuck thier bosses...some good lookin girls too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Do the 12 apostles get to gangbang Mary? Jesus;He puts the Sac in Sacrilege... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAH IM FUCKIN ROLLING ON THE FLOOR...I DEMAND THIS BE MADE A STICKY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 he puts the ass in mass the hole in holy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Mary Magdelan in... Crotchifixtion 2 Juggsment Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted April 5, 2002 Author Share Posted April 5, 2002 the neverending joke, my prize possesion of made up porn. gives a whole new meaning to bible thumping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 while being funny , it seems wrong to laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted April 5, 2002 Author Share Posted April 5, 2002 yea...i make sure not to mention this around some of my friends.... theres something about jesus resurrected to gangbang jerusalem that doesnt go over will w/ the christians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 i wonder if the 12 disciples were all sexually attracted to jesus? they did go to the pass the ass over supper!! haha im going to hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 "Watch Peter punish Paul on top of the pulpit in Men of the Cloth 3;Locked,Cocked,and Defrocked" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 haha noam me and you should be friends....me and you got the same twisted demented humor IBREGULATOR:D K IB= INTELLIGENT BREAD!!!!! (no diss teaser) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 "Leviticus Lets Loose on the Lepers in 'Lady Lepers of Judea 2;it aint no thing if puss is coming out of your orifices" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 See Ponchus Pilot's Penis Pulverize Marys' Posterior in "Juicy Jewish Princesses of Judea" Watch Mary put the colon in colonize. IBNOAM :lol: ( the IB stands for incognito blenders) Yeah Reg, it would have been tight to do some racking and chill at Jamba Juice or something.too bad i dont live in California anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 See Many Midget Monks Making Mary Moan Monstrously in "Mischief in the Monastery 2;missionary position" Watch them put the Semen in Semenary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Id be down to see a snuff film with God going around raping nonbelievers with a broken off plunger handle.God would be like "Dont look at me like that Voltaire you and I both know what you wrote about me,its time to talk to the plunger" It would be great, God would really be into it yelling shit like"So,I aint real?Huh bitch?Tell Nietszhe he's next." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 ...haha noam killing me....ya know i almost bought an audio cd of your the other day.... "he puts the ERECTION in RESURRECTION..." can i get a fucking amen!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 WATCH MARK MANHANDLE MARYS MEATWALLET IN THE MONASTARY AND THEN WATCH AS GABRIEL GETS GAY IN THE GARDEN OF GETHSEMANE yea church sex fuckin rocks, except when its the priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Watch Friars Furiously Fucking Nasty Necro Nuns Nightly. Special appearance by Julius Ceaser watch him take on Mary Magdelan and "seize her". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Haha noam your a fucking genious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 haha noam thats pretty fuckin creative..."seize her" ahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 I was on the bus today staring at this hot girl,but after she got off,i went back to reading my book about Rommel and it meantioned Ceasar then i thought to myself "seize her" and I found it really funny and started laughing uncontrollably,everybody on the bus was looking at me like i was a mad man. ***IBNOAMROK*** <-------- (The IB stands for FOG HAT FAN FOR LIFE!!!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 See Errant Egyptians Ensconced in Eleven Excited Etruscans. In "Is that an obelisk or are you just happy to see me?" IBNOAM<----- (The IB stands for Inklin o' Basalt!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 yo NOAM where you from man? IBREGULATOR:lol: K!!! THE IB STANDS FOR INTIMATE BUNNYLOVE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 Watch Introverted Interloping Incubus's Into Intercourse with Interesting Ingenues of Ionia. In "Greeks who like to freak!". While there husbands are away on business being played by Athens in the Delian League.These Greek sluts are all to happy to give it up to these demons.BONUS FOOTAGE OF THESE LOVELY LADIES GETTING GANGBANGED BY SLAVES ON A GALLEY IF YOU CALL NOW!!!!! ***IBNOAM*** (The IB stands for Into Beastiality?) :king: :king: :king: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 *sigh* Im currently living in Akron,Ohio IBNOAM (The IB stands IB tired of OHIO!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Driftin Mind Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 Regulator was right, I had to read this. You and Noam have a the same sense of humor...you would make a grand couple. Now although a few times I could not help but laugh there are a few things I will never fuck with and one of them is God/faith. I dont feel that I have the right to spit of thousand year traditions:even if i dont agree with it. It is all fun and games to most, but if there is in fact a God...he is definately the last person I would ever want to talk shit about!!!! Ya'll are playin with fire...Ima dancing with the angels as I appear to see a light come down from Heaven...The angels cry out mightily with their voices crying "Babylon the greatest has fallen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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