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jesus never looked so good

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Guest willy.wonka

i have seen it already...old 70s porn.

 

some guy in a tree watching some people having sex..he starts jacking off, then next thing you know..he starts sucking on his own dick...some disciples are walking through this same forest area and the dick sucking man nuts..his nut falls on the face of the disciple and he thought it was bird shit.

 

70s porn is so cool...i like the one with college chicks that need extra money so they fuck thier bosses...some good lookin girls too.

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Guest NoamChomsky

Do the 12 apostles get to gangbang Mary?

 

Jesus;He puts the Sac in Sacrilege...

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Guest NoamChomsky

Mary Magdelan in...

Crotchifixtion 2

Juggsment Day

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yea...i make sure not to mention this around some of my friends....

 

theres something about jesus resurrected to gangbang jerusalem that doesnt go over will w/ the christians.

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i wonder if the 12 disciples were all sexually attracted to jesus? they did go to the pass the ass over supper!! haha im going to hell!

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Guest NoamChomsky

"Watch Peter punish Paul on top of the pulpit in Men of the Cloth 3;Locked,Cocked,and Defrocked"

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haha noam me and you should be friends....me and you got the same twisted demented humor

 

IBREGULATOR:D K

 

IB= INTELLIGENT BREAD!!!!!

 

(no diss teaser)

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Guest NoamChomsky

"Leviticus Lets Loose on the Lepers in 'Lady Lepers of Judea 2;it aint no thing if puss is coming out of your orifices"

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Guest NoamChomsky

See Ponchus Pilot's Penis Pulverize Marys' Posterior in "Juicy Jewish Princesses of Judea" Watch Mary put the colon in colonize.

 

 

IBNOAM :lol: ( the IB stands for incognito blenders)

 

Yeah Reg, it would have been tight to do some racking and chill at Jamba Juice or something.too bad i dont live in California anymore.

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Guest NoamChomsky

See Many Midget Monks Making Mary Moan Monstrously in "Mischief in the Monastery 2;missionary position"

 

Watch them put the Semen in Semenary.

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Guest NoamChomsky

Id be down to see a snuff film with God going around raping nonbelievers with a broken off plunger handle.God would be like "Dont look at me like that Voltaire you and I both know what you wrote about me,its time to talk to the plunger" It would be great, God would really be into it yelling shit like"So,I aint real?Huh bitch?Tell Nietszhe he's next."

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...haha noam killing me....ya know i almost bought an audio cd of your the other day....

 

 

"he puts the ERECTION in RESURRECTION..."

 

 

can i get a fucking amen!!

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WATCH MARK MANHANDLE MARYS MEATWALLET IN THE MONASTARY

 

 

AND THEN WATCH AS GABRIEL GETS GAY IN THE GARDEN OF GETHSEMANE

 

yea church sex fuckin rocks, except when its the priest

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Guest NoamChomsky

Watch Friars Furiously Fucking Nasty Necro Nuns Nightly.

 

Special appearance by Julius Ceaser watch him take on Mary Magdelan and "seize her".

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Guest NoamChomsky

I was on the bus today staring at this hot girl,but after she got off,i went back to reading my book about Rommel and it meantioned Ceasar then i thought to myself "seize her" and I found it really funny and started laughing uncontrollably,everybody on the bus was looking at me like i was a mad man.

 

***IBNOAMROK*** <-------- (The IB stands for FOG HAT FAN FOR LIFE!!!!!!)

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