Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
el barto

wasting money drinking at clubs

Recommended Posts

man i wish i was old enough to buy the shit at normal stores but the only way i can swindle alcohol is by going to clubs. paying 4 bucks for a beer and 6 for most other drinks is pretty lame. sides i only work 2 days a week so i aint big balling. buts i like to get my drink on!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest willy.wonka

go! el barto go!

drinking isnt all that exciting anyways...oh wait,yeah it is.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest wakassOATH

"excuse me sir, could you please buy me some beer"

learn it, live by it

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by wakassOATH

"excuse me sir, could you please buy me some beer"

learn it, live by it

 

zigactly

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest sneak
Originally posted by wakassOATH

"excuse me sir, could you please buy me some beer"

learn it, live by it

 

try it, it works wonders.

 

......or....... you could get a fake id???? ever thought of that?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest willy.wonka

if the time comes

 

some beautiful girl might ask you to buy her a drink...if you know that is all shes after, look at her and tell her, "i give you a rib!and now you want a drink?!"

or my line..."who are you?!"..make it sound sour..

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So I'm sitting outside of the liqour store waiting for someone and I see a somewhat young guy, perfect, "Excuse sir, could you asist my friends and I in getting some alcohol?" "Normally I would take you down to the station, but I'll let you go." we all give him a confused look. "I'm a plain clothes cop, get the fuck outta here."

 

So now I just get my neighbor.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i've been playing "hey mister" at the liquor store since i was like 15. just target out drunks and old black guys. you usually might have to give them a little change to get a $5 bottle or whatever, and sometimes they'll get you a smaller bottle than what you paid for but its all good..its liquor you didn't have. usually its not to hard to find someone of age to buy it for you, i mean if your hittin up clubs you should know people.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I saw these kids standing in front of the store, and i was thinking these kids r trying to get someone to buy them beer. i walk in and of course im picking up a twelver and these kids is like can u get us some beer. Ahh i guess what u guys want. They got smirnoff ice.. im like come one guys at least get some real beer... They gave me like 10 bucks to get them beer so it was cool

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

wasting money at clubs sucks..ass

i regret it all the next morning when i realize ive spent 1bill on drinks

(not just me, i spot my homeboys).....anyways....its sucks ..

and when iam broke....my so called homeboys...wont even ask if i want a drink....

.

so ive learn ...not to spot no one anymore...and guess what....ive save myself ..a.few bucks from this ...

 

.

get drunk before the club..too...its always cheaper and alot better..

u get more hyped up as soon as u get in .....instead of drinking ther and waiting for that shit to hit u....

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by sneak

 

try it, it works wonders.

 

......or....... you could get a fake id???? ever thought of that?

 

yea...

 

thats what i said too

 

until i got one got into an accident, broke my shit real bad, the cops cut my roc-a-wear jeans off along with my tommy hilfiger fleece an nautica undershirt

 

I JUST REALIZED I DONT HAVE MY BRAND NEW YANKEE AND THEY TOOK MY GREY FUCKING UPTOWNA ARGHHGH12!@#$$!#$!@$!#$!$ FUCK COPS, WHY DO THEY NEED MY UPTOWNS? HUH OR MY CELLPHONE, OR MY HOUSE FUCKING KEYS...@#$!@$##$@!?????

 

 

 

 

 

an they took my fake id the fuckers

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Just look for the young skater kids. I remmeber what it was like, so I'll buy you beer. Unless it's crappy American beer:D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This is how it goes when i'm at a bar/club...

 

I'm not 21 either, so usually one of my homeboys (I dont have homegirls in Vegas that i go out with drinking) ..but I get one of my homeboys to buy us drinks, and he brings it over to me (i'm sitting down at some table) ..and I give him the money i owe for the alcahol he just bought, and he doesn't take it at all.. I guess cuz he's mister big baller.

 

This weekend, he bought me 4 long island iced teas, 2 "hurricanes" and two pina coladas. The two lil hurricanes alone were like 5.25.. and the long island ice teas were like.. I think 6somthing... then the pina coladas were probably 4-5 bucks.

 

10.50+24.00+another10.00= 44.50 on drinks for Dee, and he doesn't let me pay for shit. The world is great.

 

It's also like that in Mexico.. when he usually just buys a whole case for us, and I try to slip some cash, but he starts with the whole "my homegirls aren't paying for shit, your my guest, im taking YOU out"

 

<3 <3 <3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

awww, thats a dope game right there. but seriously waking up the next day an checking my pockets for anykind of left over money sux. i dig and dig and find only ones:confused:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i make it a point to be teetering on drunkeness before i hit the door of any club/ bar.....you figure 5 or 6 beers before you even start to get drunk....4 bucks a pop.....youve just saved yourself 24 bucks chucker.....

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×