good April Fools Jokes...that you can play on people thoughout the year

[Guest willy.wonka]

pour tabasco in the coffee...

piss in somebodys 40...

light someones house on fire...

but my all time favorite...was born on April Fools Day.3 years ago

its called......

"You Have Something Dragging Under Your Car!!"

to pull this off,you must go driving around..

pick a sweet victim...you then stick your fat head out of the window and "look seriously scared for them" and yell, dont scream''only if your a girl and pretend to cry..well, you yell,"theres somethin under your car!!".....

you must motion and point while you're "trying to fool them."

repeat if necessary...have the passenger or drive help you out..

i wouldnt pick any crazy looking people over...

this gag works 95% of the time..

i have pulled over tour busses..dumb teenagers...old ladies....parents with thier kids..some regular guys and gals...

the tour busses were the greatest...at first they were waving at me,throwing shakas..and i waved my hands in the air and gave them a scared look on my face and said..."Noooooo:eek: ..youuuu..haaaave..soomthing...underneath the bus..while motioning with my hands...they became very frightened and told the bus driver to pull over...we came upon another bus and did it again....

:lol: :lol:

[Guest willy.wonka]

i was concieved on april fools...

 

i guess my dad was a joker too....;)

[Pistol]

hey everyone the new 12oz urban renewal program supply store is open! UrbanRenewal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry

[Guest NATO]

/ i dont fall for that sought of thing that easy.

[swif1]

bump bump bumpity bump bump

 

that "got something under car" thing sounds dope as duck.

[SenorSeven]

tell a girl you got aids after you fucked her raw..

then tell her you dont..

but you really do.

what a cruel joke.

[High Priest]

Re: bump bump bumpity bump bump

 

Originally posted by swif1

that "got something under car" thing sounds dope as duck.

[Guest serpent of the light]

for the last hour i've been telling my friends that i got laid at work today, only one person has fallen for it. damn.....

[Zack Morris]

I was out with a girl today and we did the "you got something under your car" thing. It was fun.

[Smart]

fart in you left hand, and while the person is distracted by watching you, you slap them HARD in the face with your right... that's ALWAYS a hoot

[Guest willy.wonka]

hahahaha...

[swif1]

Originally posted by Smart

fart in you left hand, and while the person is distracted by watching you, you slap them HARD in the face with your right...

 

:idea:

[Zack Morris]

Originally posted by Smart

fart in you left hand, and while the person is distracted by watching you, you slap them HARD in the face with your right... that's ALWAYS a hoot

 

the good ole palm bomb

[Guest bug]

Originally posted by SenorSeven

tell a girl you got aids after you fucked her raw..

then tell her you dont..

but you really do.

what a cruel joke.

 

cruel joke? its a joke on you, because even if you are joking, you will NEVER get some from her again

[ASER1NE]

in grade six me and a couple friends duct taped all the chairs and desks together , the taped that to the doorknob , then when someone opened the door , all the chairs and such fell over ..........haha it was funny