graffsurgeon Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 quotes of the weekend. " if i go back to prison you better send me pictures kid" "hey R---, where'd your daughter go?" "The state took her" "you might aswell boot it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 1, 2002 Author Share Posted April 1, 2002 "are you going to arrest me?" -myself "well, do you have a gun?" -liquor commissioner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 1, 2002 Author Share Posted April 1, 2002 Originally posted by greedy mars lost me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beard Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 you guys are hella slow.. it says right at the biginning of his post 'quotes of the weekend' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 Originally posted by beard you guys are hella slow.. it says right at the biginning of his post 'quotes of the weekend' guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 Originally posted by Smart guys? bueno? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 Dont you hate it when u bring a girl home and end up sucking her dick? -A.B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 "If you're dog was a human, he'd be in the retarded class" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 "awww, man look. i couldnt even get a soup for this busted bitchs picture in prison, now that tells you somethin" - my boy cocoa oh graffsurgeon i forgot to tell you. this weekend we went to another city to some dicks house who was havin a get together. wellm their actin all high an mighty cause its their house whatever whatever right so my boy mark asked some dude real nice like "you could watch out" an nudged him over, the dude said "dont fuckin touch me" mark said no disrespect its your house, relax the dude grew balls like "you fuckin right, i cant stand you clowns" or some shit to that extent, basically tryin to be a big boy of the place my boy punched him in the mouth 5 of his friends started fightin with three of mine we fuckin wrecked house, marks dumbass forgot he had a knife in his hand during the excitement so when he was punchin dick while he was on the ground cut him all up an shit now hes got court for crazy charges i thouroughly took it to two peoples assess, one kid in particular who was actin all hard. i had blood n snots splashed all the way up to my elbow, which is pretty nasty if you think about it. then i proceeded to go out and break my neck later that night i didnt think it diserved its own thread, an i know how you like this shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 "we're bringing back the wall of death tonight..." "did you drop you're pants again?" "hell yeah, i'm droppin em every chance i get..." "...that makes you evil..." "well, yeah... that's a matter of opinion..." "no. that's a fact." "i think i have N---'s crusty vomit on the hood of my sleeping bag..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 forgot one... this is how i woke up this morning: :door slam:--"damn, there's hella squatters in here..." "yeah, just start playing loud and they'll get outta here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -sudz- Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 "......i like to consern myself with your problems" "i dont deserve friends this good." "thats it, i am totally marrying you! you are the best EVER!" "ok then." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 *chilling at "rob's" place : rob : " dude its getting late , i gotta get home soon " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 "that boxcar just burped" "if you were jesus I would teach your ass to stay behind that boulder where you belong" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 "my itch is dicky"- my brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 "fake tits or not, id suck the farts outta this girls ass"-ICEBERG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -sudz- Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 driving is just like floating along in a big couch. -my dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 i thought i had herpes on my dick but it turned out it was just shit on my dick-some guy standing outside a club. me-what's so funny? friend-it's kinda like your mom's sex life...you just don't want to know. me-ok...(walks away) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissMiss Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 two girls role up to DQ on a Friday night for a snack...this is how it happened: DQ employee (in a bitchy irritated voice):"welcome to Dairy Queen may I take your order?" Jill(driver):"I'd like 2 number 1's with no tomato a pepsi and a root beer" waits............................still waits.................................waits..... DQemployee (still bitchy):"okay that'll be 10.83 at the window" Girls roll to the window and proceed to wait 10mins for their food. Finally get their order with the both orders of fries dumped out all over in the bag.... Jill(driver)to DQ employee#2:"um, excuse me could we get some sweet and sour please" DQemployee#2 says nothing merely turns away....10seconds later 1 container of sweet and sour comes flying thru the window and pegs Andie(passenger) in the leg. Andie(passenger) to Jen(driver):"did that just happen?" DQemployee comes back to the window with 2 more containers of sweet and sour and pretends the she didnt see DQemployee #2 throw the 1st sweet and sour. Andie to Jill: "Dude roll the front door" Jill:"yep" Jill parks the car both girls get out and go inside...Andie (pepsi in hand approaches the front counter where 3 DQ employees are bullshitting) Andie(very loudly..loud enough to make a HUGE scene):"I dont know which of you cunt bitches just threw that shit in my car....but fuck YOU! (proceeds to take the lid off her pepsi cup and throws it all over the counter, ice cream machine, floor behind the counter...and even a little splattered on one of the DQ bitches....) That my friends is how you handle shitty customer service... Make a big fat mess that they cant do shit about.....and leave them to clean it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 struggle between friends "one of these days im just gonna be gone.." where are you going? "you dont see me callin up my other druggie friends to hang out, do you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 "im bored of being bored" while a teacher on a school trip threatens to take our mini speakers: "dont make me come down there a play sum tribal beats on ur belly....." "holy.....shit...thats just not right" all by me on a school trip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 i have to quote pilau.... if my memory serves me right "i'm really secure in my masculinty to be sitting around making tiny stuffed baby bears" i dont know..it made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR "fake tits or not, id suck the farts outta this girls ass"-ICEBERG yea... that girl is fine as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 1, 2002 Author Share Posted April 1, 2002 Originally posted by iCEBERG "awww, man look. i couldnt even get a soup for this busted bitchs picture in prison, now that tells you somethin" - my boy cocoa oh graffsurgeon i forgot to tell you. this weekend we went to another city to some dicks house who was havin a get together. wellm their actin all high an mighty cause its their house whatever whatever right so my boy mark asked some dude real nice like "you could watch out" an nudged him over, the dude said "dont fuckin touch me" mark said no disrespect its your house, relax the dude grew balls like "you fuckin right, i cant stand you clowns" or some shit to that extent, basically tryin to be a big boy of the place my boy punched him in the mouth 5 of his friends started fightin with three of mine we fuckin wrecked house, marks dumbass forgot he had a knife in his hand during the excitement so when he was punchin dick while he was on the ground cut him all up an shit now hes got court for crazy charges i thouroughly took it to two peoples assess, one kid in particular who was actin all hard. i had blood n snots splashed all the way up to my elbow, which is pretty nasty if you think about it. then i proceeded to go out and break my neck later that night i didnt think it diserved its own thread, an i know how you like this shit yeah..its always best not to pull out weapons in a group that can identify you..a straight up beatdown can land you in jail..yet with much lighter charges then aggravated assault with a weapon etc etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 nah we dont carry round shit, not ever really unless its needed know what i mean? particular club or area, or somebody else block you know your not welcome incase shit hits the fan these dicks had 3 knives between the five of em and i jawed one kid for fear of my life and i dont know what happened to him. i never jit someone so solid in my life an this other kid i saw i knew he had i knife so i started mashin the fuck out on his face cause fuck if i get stabbed by that dude an my boy took the 3rd from some other kid and when he had it in his hand just instinct to start reppin in the chest and head an shit. its instinct to hit someone repeatedly in a fight, an through all the confusion he just forgot or didnt realize or some shit he still had that kids knife in his hand.... :( he didnt kill no one, cut em up pretty bad an now hes fucked cause.... well thats why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eros Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 The situation: its easter morning. There are little kids waiting for their easter baskets. My cousin goes towards the stairs to go get some of the green stuff that people put in baskets underneath the candy. Her mother asks her "where are you going? the kids are waiting." My cousin responds "I'm going to go get some more grass for the baskets." My father looks to my uncle and says "If I knew they were getting GRASS in there baskets I'd have asked for one two." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 my friend approached in the bathroom "heh man you gotta problem with my friend being gay" -some dood talking about his old tiny overweight gay friend whose dancing like a retard....hysterical my friend - "dood, i dont know what youre talking about, im trippin on mushrooms" guy - "oh" had me rolling....good mushrooms too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 1, 2002 Author Share Posted April 1, 2002 Originally posted by iCEBERG nah we dont carry round shit, not ever really unless its needed know what i mean? particular club or area, or somebody else block you know your not welcome incase shit hits the fan these dicks had 3 knives between the five of em and i jawed one kid for fear of my life and i dont know what happened to him. i never jit someone so solid in my life an this other kid i saw i knew he had i knife so i started mashin the fuck out on his face cause fuck if i get stabbed by that dude an my boy took the 3rd from some other kid and when he had it in his hand just instinct to start reppin in the chest and head an shit. its instinct to hit someone repeatedly in a fight, an through all the confusion he just forgot or didnt realize or some shit he still had that kids knife in his hand.... :( he didnt kill no one, cut em up pretty bad an now hes fucked cause.... well thats why sounds reasonable. i stopped carrying knives after a cop almost shot me after a stabbing in the fall. i didnt do it but you get the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Fuck you and your tweeker mafia. Its all about the Stoner & Beer mafia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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