B_As_In_Bot Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 okay after some years of no girls I finally got this girl who likes me, I know she wont last long because she says shes moving next semester. I want to make the best of it for us because Ive never had a girl like me this much, ever. Being with her distracts me from my progressing depression problem. Now heres where it gets kind of interesting. Shes speaks terrible english. We both know communication is essential in a healthy relationship. Shes very obediant towards me and refers to me as the commander. I must have it good. I wanna make it go over smooth and painless because after all shes leaving soon, out of my state. Does anyone have any tips on how to make it easier on me. I know some of you people must have at one time been with a girl whos 2nd language was english. (1st being japanese) I need some good pointers if any, at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 i ahve no advice i jsu wanted to tell you that its dope she calls you the commander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 I speak passable Japanese,so throw her my way if it dont work out.Un ga ii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drinky Crow Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 (cue funky music) All you need is the international language my brother. The language of looove. What it is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -sudz- Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 get her one of those translation phrases books, and on the last 'memo' pages look up some 'bedroom' phrases and add them on to give her a hint or something,i dont know. i'm having girl trouble myself lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TECONE SW Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 (cue funky music) All you need is the international language my brother. The language of looove. What it is... haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted March 31, 2002 Author Share Posted March 31, 2002 its funny, about the international language (love) because when my friend asked me about it I told I'd let all the love do the talking. Her driving is absolutley the worst Ive ever seen on a seperate note. Were at an intersection, and the sirens of a fire truck are blaring loud as fuck, Im pretty stoned and like: Where the fuck is that coming from? when she turns right in the path of the fire engine, and then continues to drive under the speed limit in front of the engine, which is now honking at us. People everywhere are giving us the fuck-you look and I just put my face in my hands. She finally pulled over but it was too late by that time because the engine already turned.. i mean talk about embarassed. Asian Driver - No Survivor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 Be a pal,send me some of her underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 nihongo o wakiramasen desu ka?? haha she calls you the commander...thats funny but cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 first off teach her to drive..then teach her english. If a girl called me the comander it would really bother me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 The commander, thats great, my girl just calls me the asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 yo i think i saw this on an episode of "undeclared..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 Exactly.... Undeclared had electronic translators... funny show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 i'm in love with a german girl. oh god she is dope. i wish i could post flicks on this shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 i plan on learning japanese later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted April 1, 2002 Author Share Posted April 1, 2002 well, I felt like bragging but Im just gonna set it straight. I completed stage 1 last week yo, Busted her cherry and earned my redwings. Japanese men are hung pathetic I assume, like a wrecking ball compared to a sledgehammer. as far as stage 2 goes..a few weeks left. I need to learn how to drive. Fuck public transportation. where are all the older heads? WTF - Reply.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 The closest I get to girls is my unhealthy infatuation with Dee38. Every other girl is icky..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 poop on a stick , goof 4 ju Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by ASER1NE@Apr 1 2002, 12:21 AM poop on a stick , goof 4 ju Quoted post You know what else is good for me? I finally married this girl. Im here in Japan having gangs of fun and finally over all that courting the right girl bullshit. Yeah for me! I found a girl whose considered ::Highly unique:: here. Very faithfull, very loving, extremely understanding when it comes to graff.. I finally found what I was looking for.. :love2: Damn. Old threads trip me out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 "the mack is back" by kool keith started playing on my computer right before i opened this thread... that was rad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 DONT FUCK WITH US - WERE THE GRIMPLE PUNKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 as I was scrolling through the first few posts...I was like...who the fuck bumped this old ass thread up. glad to see it worked out bot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by B_As_In_Bot+May 25 2005, 09:47 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (B_As_In_Bot - May 25 2005, 09:47 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ASER1NE@Apr 1 2002, 12:21 AM poop on a stick , goof 4 ju Quoted post You know what else is good for me? I finally married this girl. Im here in Japan having gangs of fun and finally over all that courting the right girl bullshit. Yeah for me! I found a girl whose considered ::Highly unique:: here. Very faithfull, very loving, extremely understanding when it comes to graff.. I finally found what I was looking for.. :love2: Quoted post [/b] awesome.... hopefully one day ill be able to bump one of my bullshit "i wish destinys child would mud wrestle to see who could have sex with me first" threads with "im flying on my private jet typing this on my cellphone....pardon the spelling, beyonce is sitting on my face". what im saying is congrats..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 awww yeah. a winner is you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 i guess your jap got better. or her engrish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Fucking congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 BAKA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 WELL SHITTT.. CONGRATS.. i was going to suggest: a buddy got that for me when i was dating a japanese lady that was pretty green to the US..but then we broke up. but, seems like it could be useful if i ever go that route again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 can you say, "BUKKAKE!" *edit: i might have spelled that wrong. If i did, i'll commit seppukku. **edit: damn i think i spelled that wrong too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 About that book, I ganked a copy off my old boss's shelf - And took it with me to Japan. When I arrived at my Girls pad I noticed she had one too. Since then I've only looked at it once for the good swear words, those of which I still cant recall. As for the bukkake, I ate some egg bukkake the other night. Raw Egg, used as a sauce for your cooked meat/veg/noodle, Originally thats what Bukkake means. I'm not fluent in Japanese, my womans english just got a lot better. Im not usually in such a lifted mood..Here it goes: I would to thank all the mods who kept this site running for so long, I wouldnt be having half the fun here if wasnt for this site's existance. Fuck half, Id estimate 70%.. You dudes are the one who deserve the many thanks and congratulations. Congratulations on establishing/maintaining a site that is actually usefull all over the damn world. Big ups to Mr.Raven! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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