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"Ahh, Beer! My one weakness...my Achilles Heel, if you will... "

 

"This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit."

 

"Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!"

 

"Whoooa, that's hot. There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, goodbye!"

 

" Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"

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"Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."

 

this is the best website i have seen in years. props.

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''i cant believe i ate the whole thing''

''marge we need more chocolate strawberry vanilla ice cream''

''i haven't seen a water bong in years''

greatest sitcom ever

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" If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers... "

 

"Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk! "

 

"Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish. "

 

"Alright Brain...Its all up to you"

 

HAHAHAHHAA..greatest show ever made..!!!

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"Ah, Andy Capp, you wife beating drunk"

"If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything"

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

" Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand "

 

 

seriously the best show ever created.

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I don't need some computer to do that for me...

 

 

 

Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

 

Before I started working here, I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was

 

So... white guys have names like 'Lenny' while black guys have names like 'Carl'

 

Mmmmm... sacralicious

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"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such... "

 

"The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!"

 

 

"What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them!"

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"There there, shut up, boy. Crying's not going to get your dog back. Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you sit there crying and eating dog food until your tears smell like dog food...."

 

"What you gonna do - release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you...?"

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  • 2 weeks later...

The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!

 

Mmmm, free goo!

 

Come, to Homercles.

 

Mmmm...Sacrelicious!

 

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

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  • 4 weeks later...

I'm going to the back seat of my car! And I wont be back for TEN MINUTES!

 

Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain-cells! Now lets go back to that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is.

 

Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!

 

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

 

AHHH. Donuts. . . What can't they do.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

 

Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

 

That is all

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