Poop Man Bob Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html "Ahh, Beer! My one weakness...my Achilles Heel, if you will... " "This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit." "Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!" "Whoooa, that's hot. There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, goodbye!" " Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 hahaha oh man thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 "I have misplaced my pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 "Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get." this is the best website i have seen in years. props. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skcum pfhukr Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 ''i cant believe i ate the whole thing'' ''marge we need more chocolate strawberry vanilla ice cream'' ''i haven't seen a water bong in years'' greatest sitcom ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skcum pfhukr Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 i meant thumbs up te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceasroni Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 " If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers... " "Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk! " "Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish. " "Alright Brain...Its all up to you" HAHAHAHHAA..greatest show ever made..!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
your all gay Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 "Ah, Andy Capp, you wife beating drunk" "If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything" "Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead." " Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand " seriously the best show ever created. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 Off the top of my head....... "There's the right way the wrong way and the max powers way. Whats the max powers way? The wrong way, BUT FASTER" "Max powers doesn't snuggle, you strap yourself in and feel the G'S" "I'm not running for Jesus" "Oh they have the internet on computers now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 I don't need some computer to do that for me... Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems Before I started working here, I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was So... white guys have names like 'Lenny' while black guys have names like 'Carl' Mmmmm... sacralicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 "ahhhhhhh forbidden donut" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken! Mmmm...Forbidden donut Alright Brain...Its all up to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 "The first step towards losing is trying" thats the funniest sheeot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers ahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them... classic..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such... " "The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!" "What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 the simpsons is the best show ever , anyone who disagrees can take it out with me in my back yard , beer and boxing will be involved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 "There there, shut up, boy. Crying's not going to get your dog back. Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you sit there crying and eating dog food until your tears smell like dog food...." "What you gonna do - release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you...?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bILlovRIghts Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 1 Word? MOoNWaFfLes! Later Foreva, d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday! Mmmm, free goo! Come, to Homercles. Mmmm...Sacrelicious! Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 trying is the first step towards failure! :D and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smok Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 An oldie: "give me the number to 911!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinisterP Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 ahh good times. good lookin out poop man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vynlone Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 .... "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. " a classic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyone Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 I'm going to the back seat of my car! And I wont be back for TEN MINUTES! Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain-cells! Now lets go back to that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is. Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. AHHH. Donuts. . . What can't they do. This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit. Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. That is all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seph1 Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 "I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals flaming" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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