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Homer Simpson Random Quote Generator

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"Ahh, Beer! My one weakness...my Achilles Heel, if you will... "

 

"This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit."

 

"Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!"

 

"Whoooa, that's hot. There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, goodbye!"

 

" Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"

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"Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."

 

this is the best website i have seen in years. props.

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''i cant believe i ate the whole thing''

''marge we need more chocolate strawberry vanilla ice cream''

''i haven't seen a water bong in years''

greatest sitcom ever

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" If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers... "

 

"Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk! "

 

"Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish. "

 

"Alright Brain...Its all up to you"

 

HAHAHAHHAA..greatest show ever made..!!!

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"Ah, Andy Capp, you wife beating drunk"

"If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything"

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

" Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand "

 

 

seriously the best show ever created.

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Off the top of my head.......

 

"There's the right way the wrong way and the max powers way. Whats the max powers way? The wrong way, BUT FASTER"

 

"Max powers doesn't snuggle, you strap yourself in and feel the G'S"

 

"I'm not running for Jesus"

 

"Oh they have the internet on computers now"

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I don't need some computer to do that for me...

 

 

 

Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

 

Before I started working here, I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was

 

So... white guys have names like 'Lenny' while black guys have names like 'Carl'

 

Mmmmm... sacralicious

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I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken!

 

Mmmm...Forbidden donut

 

Alright Brain...Its all up to you

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"The first step towards losing is trying"

thats the funniest sheeot

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The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers

 

ahaha

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Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...

 

classic.....

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"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such... "

 

"The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!"

 

 

"What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them!"

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the simpsons is the best show ever , anyone who disagrees can take it out with me in my back yard , beer and boxing will be involved

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"There there, shut up, boy. Crying's not going to get your dog back. Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you sit there crying and eating dog food until your tears smell like dog food...."

 

"What you gonna do - release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you...?"

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The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!

 

Mmmm, free goo!

 

Come, to Homercles.

 

Mmmm...Sacrelicious!

 

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

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An oldie:

 

"give me the number to 911!"

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