JoeyLawrence Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 Ok....Theres this kid that lives on the same street as me and hes a complete psycho. i mean, his name is phil and hes from chicago and hes trainhopped across america a few times, was born in italy, parties with transvestite circus midgets in canada, lived in a rental shed in florida while hanging out with limp bizkit and is currently touring the united states and then europe with his "outta the fishbowl" musical group and some bizarre russian party death glam rock jazz quartet. Anyyyways, he lives with a homosexual raver named ryan from Los Angeles, and a huge ass eskimo from alaska who handcarves battleaxes and this crazy fat girl who hates herself and thinks shes like martha stewart. Sooo, um yeah, Im thinking about throwing a 12oz house party there. At this nuts house. It'll be rad. Lotsa wierd things goin on, tons of alcohol and tofu for the vegans. we're thinkin about getting a bunch of escorts for entertainment and having a local punkband come to ensure police presence. Im putting a phonecall into the olsen twin's publicist and also inviting corey haim to do an autograph session (although i heard he charges $10 for his signature). If you are down to come to this house party, it'll be sometime in may and you gotta bring a bunch of oriental hookers or alcohol to gain entry. p.s. the location will be disclosed one week prior to the event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 im so fucking there...as long as i can bring my fetal clad army of cannibal sumo wrestlers with prosthetic legs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 Sounds cool,I was so pissed that I missed Scribble Jam this year I promised myself next time something tight came up id go whatever the cost.P.S. I will bring the "entertainers". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 Ill bring by pet midget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 Originally posted by High Priest Ill bring by pet midget. Oh god, i hope yours is male... WE COULD MATE THEM!! Just think of the profit..$$$:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 oh shit! im there! WHAT TO WEAR?? WHAT TO FUCKING WEAR!!!?!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 if you live where i think you live, and yer being for real, then i am so fucking down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 so whose paying my plane ticket ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocalfr8tr Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 i'm all over this one Originally posted by PopGunWar If you are down to come to this house party, it'll be sometime in may and you gotta bring a bunch of oriental hookers or alcohol to gain entry. oriental hookers...got that covered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 sorry,i wont be there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 man id be there if there wasnt an ocean inbetween you fucking jerks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 yeah,but i'll be there for a different occasion...DEVILUSH'S stuff.thought it would be cool...plus i need a good reasont ot go back to califas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 sounds good, but does someone wanna spot me a return plane ticket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted March 27, 2002 Author Share Posted March 27, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka yeah,but i'll be there for a different occasion...DEVILUSH'S stuff.thought it would be cool...plus i need a good reasont ot go back to califas. devilush will not be invited. she is married. this is a sluts only party. jk. her and **** can come. they can get drunk and me and **** can have pushup wars while devilush bakes cookies for all the saigon whores and midget wrestlers.:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 sounds good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 OH MY GOD DUDER ONER I AM SO THERE 2K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 I'll organize a road trip for all the folks up here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -sudz- Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 woooo dazzle i never realized you were from here untill i read your loctation thing just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 release the gimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 ^^^^^^^^^hahahahahahahahahaha, fuckin classic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 this thread is dope! i'll bring the paint chips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocaine mustache Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 if i was somewhere and somebody came up to me and told me that they knew that i was this screen-name and that they read this board, i would probably try and avoid them as much as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 I REMEBER MEETING REMY MARTIN FOR THE FIRST TIME....everybody was trying to get me to beat him up,but hes cool...everybody else is cooler...:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 sudz> dazzle is practically my neighbor. nojoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted March 27, 2002 Author Share Posted March 27, 2002 grundle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy sudz> dazzle is practically my neighbor. nojoke. werd......homies 4 life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 its a shame im over here, and the party will be over there.....hmph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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