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JoeyLawrence

12oz Houseparty. (NO JOKE)

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Ok....Theres this kid that lives on the same street as me and hes a complete psycho. i mean, his name is phil and hes from chicago and hes trainhopped across america a few times, was born in italy, parties with transvestite circus midgets in canada, lived in a rental shed in florida while hanging out with limp bizkit and is currently touring the united states and then europe with his "outta the fishbowl" musical group and some bizarre russian party death glam rock jazz quartet. Anyyyways, he lives with a homosexual raver named ryan from Los Angeles, and a huge ass eskimo from alaska who handcarves battleaxes and this crazy fat girl who hates herself and thinks shes like martha stewart. Sooo, um yeah, Im thinking about throwing a 12oz house party there. At this nuts house. It'll be rad. Lotsa wierd things goin on, tons of alcohol and tofu for the vegans. we're thinkin about getting a bunch of escorts for entertainment and having a local punkband come to ensure police presence. Im putting a phonecall into the olsen twin's publicist and also inviting corey haim to do an autograph session (although i heard he charges $10 for his signature). If you are down to come to this house party, it'll be sometime in may and you gotta bring a bunch of oriental hookers or alcohol to gain entry.

 

p.s. the location will be disclosed one week prior to the event.

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Guest Wilt

im so fucking there...as long as i can bring my fetal clad army of cannibal sumo wrestlers with prosthetic legs...

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Guest NoamChomsky

Sounds cool,I was so pissed that I missed Scribble Jam this year I promised myself next time something tight came up id go whatever the cost.P.S. I will bring the "entertainers".

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i'm all over this one

 

Originally posted by PopGunWar

If you are down to come to this house party, it'll be sometime in may and you gotta bring a bunch of oriental hookers or alcohol to gain entry.

 

oriental hookers...got that covered!

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Guest willy.wonka

sorry,i wont be there....

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Guest platapie

man id be there if there wasnt an ocean inbetween you fucking jerks.

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Guest willy.wonka

yeah,but i'll be there for a different occasion...DEVILUSH'S stuff.thought it would be cool...plus i need a good reasont ot go back to califas.

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Originally posted by willy.wonka

yeah,but i'll be there for a different occasion...DEVILUSH'S stuff.thought it would be cool...plus i need a good reasont ot go back to califas.

 

 

devilush will not be invited. she is married. this is a sluts only party.

 

jk. her and **** can come. they can get drunk and me and **** can have pushup wars while devilush bakes cookies for all the saigon whores and midget wrestlers.:crazy:

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Guest -sudz-

woooo dazzle i never realized you were from here untill i read your loctation thing just now.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

^^^^^^^^^hahahahahahahahahaha, fuckin classic!!!

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if i was somewhere and somebody came up to me and told me that they knew that i was this screen-name and that they read this board, i would probably try and avoid them as much as possible.

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Guest willy.wonka

I REMEBER MEETING REMY MARTIN FOR THE FIRST TIME....everybody was trying to get me to beat him up,but hes cool...everybody else is cooler...:rolleyes:

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