Guest krie Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Whats been happenin Mr. Muffs ? i aint had dr pepper in a long time theres a guy down here in my city that writes Dr. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 well right now im about to go to bed.. in hopes of going to Vancouver tomorow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 actually im moving back there on Sat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 what's crackin' homosapiens... last nite i tried to attend the opening of giant's art exhibit... it turned out to be a private party. and you had to pay. why did they advertise it then? i don't get it. how bougie is that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 you shouldve etched the windows with fuck that nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 i make people pay to come into my exhibitions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 its snowing a lot =[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 hello nightowls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 the other day i was standing on the road with my brother and right at the bottom of my road theres like this little round-a-bout that leads into a park and it had these barriers so cars cant get in...and there was this little kid about 6 years old with his dad learning to ride his bike...he was going towards the barriers so i go "hes gonna crash, look"..2 seconds later BANG..right into the barriers..we laughed..got in the car, drove down the road and the dad was trying to fix the handlebars of the bike classic ive never posted in this thread before and i have no association with the kinghtbats, dont hurt me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 :hatred: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 a dying dozen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 today is my first day of school.. they plowed all the snow but they havent layed salt down.. so you still have to thread through the snow.. i almost fell on my face about 5 times.. and i have to tip toe where the water gets all slushy trying not to get my kicks dirty my baby is sick so after class..i gotta go take him to the doctor;[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 classes and shit were cancelled for apparently no reason here today. i drove my ass all the way to school to find this out. by the time i made it back to my apartment the cold had me awake. damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 Today was spent collecting marketing research over the phone at work. (surveying random countryfolk) Let me do a little summary of a very entertaining phone call. ME: Hello Mr wright its fatbastard calling from **** Marketing and communications, how are you today? just a very quick call to ask if you would like to participate in a survey about the shopping facilities in your area? Guy: not at all, fuck off. Can you please remove me from your list immediately!? Me: Sorry I dont have the authorization to do that. Guy: Well get someone who does and take me off immediately. Me: I'm sorry, no one around me has that type of authorization into our database, its one of those things your going to have to live with i'm afraid.. Guy:Asshole! *click* It wasn't that bad, but we thought it would be a good idea to call him every 30 minutes on behalf of real estate agents, pest control companies, magazine subscriptions etc (all in different accents and voices. Needless to say he wasnt impressed. And no you wont get that 2 minutes of your life back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 I just re-read it and it was more like 30 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 haha nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 hollah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by fatbastard@Jan 25 2005, 09:00 PM Today was spent collecting marketing research over the phone at work. (surveying random countryfolk) Let me do a little summary of a very entertaining phone call. ME: Hello Mr wright its fatbastard calling from **** Marketing and communications, how are you today? just a very quick call to ask if you would like to participate in a survey about the shopping facilities in your area? Guy: not at all, fuck off. Can you please remove me from your list immediately!? Me: Sorry I dont have the authorization to do that. Guy: Well get someone who does and take me off immediately. Me: I'm sorry, no one around me has that type of authorization into our database, its one of those things your going to have to live with i'm afraid.. Guy:Asshole! *click* It wasn't that bad, but we thought it would be a good idea to call him every 30 minutes on behalf of real estate agents, pest control companies, magazine subscriptions etc (all in different accents and voices. Needless to say he wasnt impressed. And no you wont get that 2 minutes of your life back Quoted post that's pretty funny, but on the reals... i HATE telemarketing. hey wait a second.... this isn't the knighbats thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 ^^ Not telemarketing, market research....MARKET RESEARCH! If you keep demeaning my job, i'm gonna get you drunk and feed you sunflower seeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 fuck man, i've been working a lot. haven't had any me time for myself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 *yawn* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m@Jan 26 2005, 12:24 AM *yawn* Quoted post bling bling, mailing stuff aint' a thing cough cough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 my wrist hurts and may be broken. it's a crappy wrist that has been broken before. cool maybe i'll get pain meds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 i'm watching pecker...i love this movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 i don;t remember if i posted this in here already: next week i'll be having surgery on my knee... taking pieces out of one part of my leg and screwing them on in another place... all i know is this time they better give me a decent supply of painkillers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 got a splint on my wrist and some Tylenol 3, woohoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 I made out with a very hot girl last night, unfortunatly she flew back home today, the other side of the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 i got drunk and did some time travelling last night. woke up somewhere i dont know this morning in the middle of fucking nowhere. i dipped at like 630 this morning walked outside and realized i had no idea where i was. took me like an hour and a half to get back once i realized where i was. edit - it seems last night i perfectly executed the sleeping cigarette smash =[ newsupdate ii - while just going to the bathroom i was attempting to ash between my legs and burned my unmentionables with a cigarette =[[[[[[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 hahahhahahha, thats one of the funniest thinigs i have read it a while.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by cloner@Jan 29 2005, 07:32 AM newsupdate ii - while just going to the bathroom i was attempting to ash between my legs and burned my unmentionables with a cigarette =[[[[[[ Quoted post i've done that... nothin sexier than a blister on yer junk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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