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Originally posted by suburbian bum

If I had super powers i would marry deliss.

god dammit i was just about to say that....i would use my super powers to magically attract deliss to me, i would then use new super powers to read her mind adn what she wants, so i could get it for her...i would also use my super powers to give deliss super powers

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Ive always wanted a remote that controled everything around me. I could rewind the good times, fast forward the boring days, hit the pause button when i wanted to do stuff i shouldnt, and if igot too drunk as to where i got the spinnies, i could adjust the tracking.

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and sometimes when im sittin in class taking a test i wish i could freeze time and go cheat off of the smart people or throw projectiles at peoples heads right before i started time to go again and they wouldnt know what was goin on

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have the ability to become invisble

 

have the abillity to choose what items i touch to become invisible so i can rack stress-free

 

have no friends

 

have red eyes

 

live back in feudal japan as a samurai

 

and not to mention...don't have a receding hairline

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Batman was pretty dope and he didnt have super powers..

 

but id go with

 

The Incredible Hulk - blast me with Gamma rays and im done.

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i would be like MERLIN!!!! all the magicial powers i wanted... but then i would have to fuck with that nasty old dragon all the time!!!

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fuck super powers, i want to be super ninja.

 

crouching tagger hidden dragon type powers and float on bamboo leaves and trees and kick ass.

 

and id be..... super mom!!!!!!!

 

i also would like to be a knight. yes a girl knight and fight with swords and wear metal thongs and such.

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Guest Smok

Teleportation, to hit those imposible roof tops, and invisibility for obvious reasons.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

I'd like the power to eat live babies without having to face any kind of moral and legal issues. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

 

you win, oh an i like dee's idea of wearing metal thongs.

 

but as for me, id just want the power to be able to do whatever i wanted. i know thats like cheating, but fuck it

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can this be true? nobody mentioned having spiderman's super powers? Climbing walls, spidey-sense, webbing ect...

 

With that shit you could break into the fucking krylon assembly line and make a massive jack move!

 

imagine the rollers you could pull off!

 

The idea behind this thread was already done once already and I think someone mentioned what I already have..but who cares?

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i'd be able to move things with my mind. I'd pick trains up and move around where i could paint them stress free. from the yard near the house, to the line by the bushes.

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there's things that could go horrible wrong with all of those.

flying: now you gotta worry about airplanes

invisibility: to what extent

x-ray vision. just think about it.

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Originally posted by ASER1NE

well if were talking super super powers :

 

- invincibility

- immortality

- omniscience

 

 

 

i win , its over , throw in your towels , y'all cant compare to my powers

 

remember when u were a kid, there was ALWAYS one kid who did this.......................

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I would want to live forever, and be able to zap my girl so she could too

 

 

I know this sounds both daft and stoned, but I'd like to have the ability to sculpt...............more than any super power. I'll get there............

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Guest HELLSATAN

mind control

imagine what you could do with that shit

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i would want the ability to turn invisible and have the ability to teleport like that dude night crawler on x men

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Guest uncle-boy

1. FLY,

2. Super Strength,

3. Genius,

4. Invincible,

5. being Super at sex

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