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i was informed today of an awful truth that resides in 70-80% of our asses. pinworms. a co-worker informed me of the awfully disgusting parasite that lives in most peoples colons.

 

that is right amigos, pinworms. they come out of your ass at night and lay eggs, causing terrible itchiness and reddening of the rectal area. most of the time, people don't know they have them and they don't do any harm anyway, but they are about 1cm long and lay eggs every night. there is a "scotch tape test" to see if you got em. you put scotch tape on your balloonknot hole and go to bed. In the morning, pull off the tape and look. you may see mommy worms, or white dots. white dots can be confirmed as eggs under microscope.

 

there are non-rx drugs to rid you of these nasty things, but you'll just get them again. The eggs can float in the air and land in your mouth. thats where you get em.

 

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What Are Pinworms?

Pinworms, also called seatworms or threadworms, are a common infection of the intestines. Many of the kids in your school have probably had pinworms at one time, and it's nothing to be afraid of. Pinworm eggs get inside your body through your mouth and they pass through your digestive system. The eggs hatch in your small intestine and, as they develop, they move on to the large intestine where they find a warm, dark place to live. The pinworms grab onto the wall of your large intestine. After about 2 weeks, the female pinworms move to the end of your large intestine and then move out of the body to lay their eggs around your anus.

 

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yes, there are millions of organisms living in/on us, but there is a difference between symbioisis and parasitism. The mites that live on our skin eat dead skin cells, and therefore cleans us. a worm living in your intestines or colon doesn't do anything beneficial to you, and sometimes can be harmful.

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interesting, but i dont think anything can compare to that fucking CANDIRU catfish...you know...the fuckers that crawl into your 'peehole', and fuck your dick up....that shit aint cool at all.....someone made a thread on the fuckers a while ago....it was very.....disturbing....and yes. camel spiders and brown recluses suck as well....

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yo i think this is some sort of a joke to get people to tape up their butts...think about it, if you put tape over that thing its going do some damage to remove the next morning...and what happenes if you fart with tape on there and it cant escape? its bound to shoot straight out your belly button....ok so im bullshitting about the farting part, but not about the hurting when you remove the tape....someone try this and prove me wrong. please.

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Originally posted by footsoldier

yo i think this is some sort of a joke to get people to tape up their butts

 

 

Hahahaha, I'm totally with this guy. This is just waaay too ridiculous to be true. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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