inkjunkie34 Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 so my girlfriend called the other morning and woke me up and said" good morning sunshine" and i responed "fucking bitch" and hung up, what is your most despised way of waking up ...dont get me started on my fucking alarm clock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Drew Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 i remember being woken up around 3:30 AM and my girlfriend at the time was totally sucking and playing with my dick. it was so amusing, like, she wasn't trying to please me, she was totally getting off on it for herself. that really turned me on. had to have been the my wake up experience ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 Basically, when everybody that's up just lets the phone ring off the fucking hook when I'm trying to sleep.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 i couch-surf a lot... the worst is when people's room mates don't notice/care that yer on the floor and just ignore you, making lots of noise and shit...:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODW Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 or when they step on u. i was at my boys' and i was tryin to sleep and these kids he had over kept steppin on me. needless to say me and my boy were about ready to knock some candy ravers the fuck out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 i love waking up...it reminds me im still alive every day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 a friend calling me up at 4:15 a.m. goin them "iceberg wake up, wake up... you there bitch?" me "what the fuck?" them "yo get dressed we're goin to new york" me "who is?" them "me an you c'mon wake up" me "its 4 in the mornin" them "no shit genius" me "i got work" them "fuck it" me "no no no... i go to sleep, i got work" them "fuck it, got beers lets get drunk on our way down there" (someone in the background says nigga you aint got no beers) *puts phone down (i know bitch shut the fuck up, how else we gon get him to come, look dickface he's the only one who knows his way around) me "your drunk, im asleep" *click* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 oh oh, or the infamous 4:20 a.m. call "goooooooooood morning you fuckin bitch, its a lovely morning the time is 4:20 a.m. and we're smoking blunts in *******'s car with **** ***** ***** ***, where are you pussy? not here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 UP AND AT THEM ! http://www.defender.dk/simpsons/Billeder/berømtheder/mcbain.jpg'> I love waking up early to your own internal clock. It's no fun hearing the buzzzbuzzz of an alarm. (but then I dont start work untill noon...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 yup, mines set at 11, an if you wake up naturally your so much less tired than if something had wokin you up at lets say, 10:50 for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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