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so my girlfriend called the other morning and woke me up and said" good morning sunshine" and i responed "fucking bitch" and hung up, what is your most despised way of waking up

 

 

...dont get me started on my fucking alarm clock

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Guest Dr. Drew

i remember being woken up around 3:30 AM and my girlfriend at the time was totally sucking and playing with my dick. it was so amusing, like, she wasn't trying to please me, she was totally getting off on it for herself. that really turned me on. had to have been the my wake up experience ever.

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Basically, when everybody that's up just lets the phone ring off the fucking hook when I'm trying to sleep..

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i couch-surf a lot... the worst is when people's room mates don't notice/care that yer on the floor and just ignore you, making lots of noise and shit...:mad:

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or when they step on u. i was at my boys' and i was tryin to sleep and these kids he had over kept steppin on me. needless to say me and my boy were about ready to knock some candy ravers the fuck out.

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Guest Wilt

i love waking up...it reminds me im still alive every day..

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a friend calling me up at 4:15 a.m. goin

 

them "iceberg wake up, wake up... you there bitch?"

 

me "what the fuck?"

 

them "yo get dressed we're goin to new york"

 

me "who is?"

 

them "me an you c'mon wake up"

 

me "its 4 in the mornin"

 

them "no shit genius"

 

me "i got work"

 

them "fuck it"

 

me "no no no... i go to sleep, i got work"

 

them "fuck it, got beers lets get drunk on our way down there" (someone in the background says nigga you aint got no beers)

 

*puts phone down

 

(i know bitch shut the fuck up, how else we gon get him to come, look dickface he's the only one who knows his way around)

 

me "your drunk, im asleep" *click*

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oh oh, or the infamous 4:20 a.m. call

 

"goooooooooood morning you fuckin bitch, its a lovely morning the time is 4:20 a.m. and we're smoking blunts in *******'s car with **** ***** ***** ***, where are you pussy? not here"

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yup, mines set at 11, an if you wake up naturally your so much less tired than if something had wokin you up at lets say, 10:50 for me

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