kodak Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 as you know im the one with the chick who gives me super orgasms. but anyways. my chick was over here earlier. we were watching a movie. and eating popsicles. when we kissed it felt so good. i guess its because the cold of the popsicle. so we began to take our clothes off and i know this might sound gross but you do weird things when your horny. i stuck the popsicle in her love hole. as i was putting it in and out like a dildo. and she started having this super orgasm. i guess because of the cold popsicle. so does any one else have any little foreplay tricks like this??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 Im laughin so hard right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 ....hahahaha....me too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 can ya see bill cosby with a pudding pop? mmmmm....now thats a tastie pudding pop, yes....(does his little dance) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 why cant i have a girl, just one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 can ya see bill cosby with a pudding pop? :) "have a nice day.....eat the puddin...followed by that wierd yeah noise he makes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 i have done the popsicle thing..but I sed ice cubes instead. The girl went fucking nuts,it was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 ahhahhahahha.....jesus christ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 hahaha...wowzers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteboy 516 Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 sometimes I like to stick a puddin' pop in my ass.......actually when I take it out of my ass I gve it the title puddin' pop.....Then I like to give it to my friends because sharing is important in maintaining your friendships..........................------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cee-lok Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 SUPERCOLDORGASMICPOPSICLEDILDOLOVEHOLEFOREPLAYTRICKNASTICS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8orade.homestead.com Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Blech. Your posts are getting too personal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 gas face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheDictator Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 yeah i freaked the ice joint before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Get your girl to drink some hot tea/ice tea as shes giving you head a guaranteed winner every time. Then just go back and forth with u down on her... super orgasm satisfacton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 if I were your girl, and you tried that shit on me, you'd recieve that popsicle in an enema Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Originally posted by bodice_ripper if I were your girl, and you tried that shit on me, you'd recieve that popsicle in an enema True story..i was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 give her a cunt punt, it works everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 You dick. That is not what Maxim ment when they said "hot and cold sensations" turn the girlies on. Are you gonna douche her with boiling hot coffee next? She probably FAKED a super orgasm so you'd get that thing out of her ASAP without her making you look like a total tard for thinking that was a good idea. I don't how much you know about a natural balance down there, but my guess is slimey ass sugar and dye wasn't god's idea of a natural scrub for the internal birth canal. Don't be suprised if she's baking bread and fighting a urinary tract infection next time you go down. Try an altoid next time, and keep it on the external. If she really wants freezer burn follow zacky's lead and use a regular old ice cube. Or better yet, just stick your cock in an ice tray for a few minutes until it's frozen solid, then fuck her like the abominable snowman you are. You beast. :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Originally posted by towUP You dick. That is not what Maxim ment when they said "hot and cold sensations" turn the girlies on. Are you gonna douche her with boiling hot coffee next? She probably FAKED a super orgasm so you'd get that thing out of her ASAP without her making you look like a total tard for thinking that was a good idea. I don't how much you know about a natural balance down there, but my guess is slimey ass sugar and dye wasn't god's idea of a natural scrub for the internal birth canal. Don't be suprised if she's baking bread and fighting a urinary tract infection next time you go down. Try an altoid next time, and keep it on the external. If she really wants freezer burn follow zacky's lead and use a regular old ice cube. Or better yet, just stick your cock in an ice tray for a few minutes until it's frozen solid, then fuck her like the abominable snowman you are. You beast. :idea: hahahha i asked my girl if i should get her off with a popsicle and she replied with "i think i would hit you really hard.." hahahhah tow up broke you off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 You people believe anything. This guy is so obviously full of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 actually he proubly isnt full of shit... i know a chick that likes that shit to she does it to herself. i guess she likes the cold sensations. and i cant say anything about the cold sensation cause if you ever had a girlie eat some ice before giving you haed. you cant deny that shit feels good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocalfr8tr Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 oral sex is fun the best orgasm to give a girl is when she expects to have quick sex and be done. instead, you surprise her by kissing her on every inch of her body, and then enjoying the mouth watering fun of "tounge man vs. enlarged clitorous". she'll want you so bad, she might pull your ears off or jam your head in her pussy until you suffocate. works for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 oh god this is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElPresidente Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Get ready for a yeast infection. Think about it, all those chemicals and sugars up in her pussy from the popsicle are gonna stay in her. Then she's gonna put her panties back on, pussy gets warm again, and bing! You've got a yeast infection... Bread anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 give her a cunt punt, it works everytime.-JTF :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 tow up...you know the el zacko to the morris is akinky...ice cubes were brought into play on her upper-body and she took my hands and moved them down to her "nether regions"...it went from there and she went ape shit. I was thinking the same thing with the popsicles too..plus he puss had to get really sticky too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 ice is okay but popsicles are most likely a bad idea next time you go don on old girl youre onna get the 'bitter beer face' from all that yeast :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Good Morning Captain Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Try a bomber pop up her ass, she will die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backcountrywriter Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 fuck popsicles just pull an icicle off something and jam er' in there (note: you might want to dull the tip of the icicle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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