A Fire Inside Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 A big ole BUMP for humour and stupidity.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Sex with my girl is sometimes boring but i put guilt trips on her and tell her she never lets me do anythin skanky which usually works.. in the last couple of weeks she's let me unload a wad of tonsil topping down her throat and also let me blast a heap of man chowder all over her pretty little face. she lets me try and butt slam her but i'll be fucked if i can ever get my thang to fit in there ! i aint saying i'm john holmes (she reckons i am) but serious, like, it just wont go.... i even tried litres of lube... this sucks. but i guess what i'm trying to say is that you just gotta put the hard word on your gal (after she has that baby) and see what happens.. if you ask, and she says nah, just act all dissapointed and sad and be like "oh... ok" trust me dude, if you build it.. she will come. and out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Ehh, Kodak, i figure you deserve all the shit thats coming to you. Man, stupid people these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteboy 516 Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Originally posted by kodak with my new girl.. it takes me like as long as it takes me to take a long piss. is there something wrong with me??? buuuuuuuuulllshit man. What are you Peter North?? You probably have some backed up shit in your plumbing. your probably dribbling that shit out too. I mean unless your going for a week without it and your bulding up Semen there is no way to bust for that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrImeY Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 I feel ya son I need a freaky girl man. She doesnt have to suck my dick after I fuck her in the ass haha but she needs to be down for whatever ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Originally posted by GrImeY She doesnt have to suck my dick after I fuck her in the ass haha I went out with a chick once who would ride me for a while then get down there and start sucking that thang like it was a pudding snack. I think she liked the taste of her own pussy ?? iieeeeeeeeeeeee UP !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 all girls are freaky , on the outside they are all popus and fragile and polite or whatever , but once theyre behind closed doors it all rough sex this , spank my ass that , play with my asshole this , cock slap me that .......... IBASER<~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 hey, when you guys jerk off, do you ever stick your finger in your ass?.... oh, me neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Originally posted by Tao hey, when you guys jerk off, do you ever stick your finger in your ass?.... i stick my finger up my girls ass coz my trouser trumpet wont fit up there :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 but out the lube and shove it in , it'll fit . unless shes got some kind of asshole handicap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delvis Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 getting freaky getting freaky taken to the extremes check this shit out on mark bodes site http://www.markbode.com/site/update1200/ad...erdheadfull.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 boring sex... hmmmmmmmm........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 well i dont know about her,but im always havin fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 boring sex?? never heard of it. we broke the bed yesterday. no joke! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 with you my sweet...i..oh,excuse me..WE would have donr that a long time ago.;) i love gettin down and dirty with you babe.:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 this post makes me feel like such a loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 i totally gave up on sex, sex is played out plus im getting more and more paranoid about stds and havign a kid fuck that shit.. im all about foreplay and messing around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 ding! Originally posted by Gnes 37 i totally gave up on sex, sex is played out plus im getting more and more paranoid about stds and havign a kid fuck that shit.. im all about foreplay and messing around nice choice of words...so far i have been saying.."im avoiding sex." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizx Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 *note to all men about 3 girls already have told me, once they have sex they get addicted.. and they love it, even tho some dont show it, they want sex so just do what you want and see what happens.... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 give her a dirty sanchez!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR how come girls get longer orgasms and more at that...lucky bastards.... the infequency with which we achieve them due to crappy attempts at oral sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 i know the first girl i slept with regularly was boring in bed, but i knew no better at that time. ever wish you could find that first girl and sleep with her again, so you don't have a bad report on your sexual resume? the difference would be night and day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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