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well...i got caught.

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Guest platapie

they caught you. cant be all that fat and lazy now can they?

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i was with qwerty when he got caught...the ironic thing was....hes probobly the best runner ive ever seen...hes a fuckin trackstar....me on the other hand cant run one city block without huffing and puffing, and hes the one that got caught...haha sorry qwerty:D

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man i got arrested last night for petty larceny, assault, and resisting arrest. i got caught, denied stealing it, tryed to walk out and dude man chased me, i accidently pushed some lady and her cart over on the way to the door and i got slammed into a rack and hemmed up. i fought and filled the busy store with very obscene things i wouldn't say in front of my mother. then when the cop got there they were gonna take me to the office...i tryed jettin' again but the porker was hot on my ass. i told the cop he needed to get some pussy because he was actin bitch for not letting me go and fighting, then when he laughed about it, i told him if it had been that long i'd be laughin at how pathetic it was...then the manager called me a loser and i said "im the loser? bitch you're like 30 still baggin groceries" i don't hate cops for who they are, i hate them for there job and there egotistical fuck face attitudes. well hopefully i can stay out of lockdown before im 18. i've had previous charges, a felony vandalism with an $8,000 restitution, and now this. all i gotta say is keep yah head high, do your shit, and don't let nobody stop you.

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Originally posted by dai

i told the cop he needed to get some pussy because he was actin bitch for not letting me go and fighting, then when he laughed about it....

 

hahha...god....id laugh at you too....your stealing, its against the law, why would he have let you go??? i swear, if your going to run around breaking the law at least have enough dignity not to act like a little bitch when you get caught.....

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Originally posted by platapie

they caught you. cant be all that fat and lazy now can they?

 

u r a cop. they are lazy because they caught the completely wrong people for the crime they wre trying to solve then wrote a janky ass police report.

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ahah funny shit dai

i remember one time i was with heepsa mates we had been drinking and painting all day.. we were all drunk and hungry so we decided to goto the finest pizza shop we could find and have a big feed .

after devouring $180 (australian dollars) worth of pizza we somehow decided to leave without paying

anyways halfway down the street i remembered i had left my bag at the place

and being the fuckin slowcunt i am decided to make my drunken way back to try and get my bag

i got back to the resturant and the people wouldnt give me back my bag so i decided to start yellin at them

after a good 10 mins of yellin at them i decided if i wasnt gona get my bag back i may as well grab the tip jar so i grabbed it and started to walk out just as the cops walked in the door

they draged me outside and started being fuckheads as usual

it got worse when they emptied my bag and found paint

so they threw me in the paddy wagon and draged me down to the station

i ended up sweet talkin them and just getin a juvenile caution for graffiti implaments

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