Guest PAYROLL Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 all of these jokes are as old as the cum in your mothers' panties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 yo mama is sooooo poor her face is on food stamps..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SaddamInsane Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 YO MAMA GOT A METAL AFRO WIT RUSTY SIDEBURNS! YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN I FUCKED HER I ROLLED OVER TWICE, TOOK THE NEXT TRAIN AND WAS STILL ON THE BITCH YO MAMA HOUSE SO DIRTY I GOTTA WIPE MY FEET BEFORE I STEP OUTSIDE! YO MAMA SO STUPID THE BITCH GOT A GLASS DOOR WITH A PEEP-HOLE YO MAMA HOUSE SO SMALL WHEN I STUCK A KEY IN THE DOOR I STABBED EVERY MUTHAFUCKA INSIDE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 yo mamma is so stupid / ugly, she makes george bush look clever / good looking *deleate as the situation dictates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SaddamInsane Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 yo mamma is so stupid / ugly, she makes george bush look clever / good looking *deleate as the situation dictates ^^You can tell this guy is white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 your mama's is so stupid that she brought a knife to a driveby shooting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 your moms is so fat i had to flip through the rolls of fat till i got to the one that smelled like shit and go back two to fuck her.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyeattoywar Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 your mommas so ugly people on 12oz use the picture they found of her on www.shitonyourface.com to insult/offend the weak of stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 Yo mamas so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of her basement window. Yo mama so stupid she failed a survey. Yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale. Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop. Yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu. Yo mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test. Yo mama so slow it takes her two hours to watch 60 minues. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 Yo mamas so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 im not gonna read any postss in here my mama joke... your momma is like a brick flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans daily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 Originally posted by SaddamInsane ^^You can tell this guy is white. you have a problem wit that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SaddamInsane Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 Originally posted by SaddamInsane ^^You can tell this guy is white. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you have a problem wit that? Actually no, I was just noting the fact that you tried to be "technical" with a "yo mama" joke and tried to give a scientific explanation along with it. I'm just noting that judging by your actions, the probability of you being white, a nerd, and from the suburbs is incredibly high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 26, 2002 Share Posted October 26, 2002 youre mommas like a bowling ball... pick her up, finger her, throw her down the alley, and she still comes back for more...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted October 26, 2002 Share Posted October 26, 2002 Your moma is so fat when she poured a cup of water in the tub and ,sat in it, it over flowed Your moma is so fat, when i ran around her i got lost Your moma is so fat she uses an VCR as a beeper. Thats all i could think about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted October 28, 2002 Author Share Posted October 28, 2002 Originally posted by drain bamage ...Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl heehee...i forgot about some of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 Originally posted by FourOneTwo Yo mamas so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 mother superior Originally posted by chozer youre mommas like a bowling ball... pick her up, finger her, throw her down the alley, and she still comes back for more...... hahahahahaha...jeeeeeenius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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