drain bamage Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 yo mamma so greezy she uses bacon for band-aids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Your mama is so short you can see her feet in her drivers license photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 yo mams so fat when she went bungee jumping she went straight to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 Yo mama is so hairy her armpits look like she got Don King in a headlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number. :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Originally posted by ***G*** <~ man these jokes suck almost as hard as your mama you just mad cause your moms so black, when the police shot at her, the bullets has to go back for flashlights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Originally posted by drain bamage Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number. :crazy: hahaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 your momma's teeth are so yellow i can't believe its not butter your crackhead momma is so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet your momma's so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper your momma's so poor, she buys kool aid on layaway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Your momma is so big, she wakes up in sections! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 your mommas so fat... thats it, the bitch is just fat, and smells like old fritos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Your momma's ass is so big that when she farts it takes a week to get out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 well your mammas so fat when she farts, the weather service gives em names ohhhhhhhh (im sorry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 LOL!!! Your momma is so skinny her nipples touch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted March 15, 2002 Author Share Posted March 15, 2002 Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Your momma is so fat her name has stretchmarks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted March 15, 2002 Author Share Posted March 15, 2002 hey iceburg....this ones for you! yo mamma so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side for her to get through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Originally posted by Soul_On_Ice LOL!!! Your momma is so skinny her nipples touch! ahahahahahey "iceburg....this ones for you! yo mamma so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side for her to get through" drain bamage your mommas so fat when she hauls ass, she has to take two trips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 along the same lines but.......your momma is so fat when she jumps a fence she has to jump twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 defcons momma is like a tv....even a 3 year old can turn her on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON2.0 Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Yo what up aeder yo moms is soo skinny that if she turn sideways she'd disappear...lol Yo is it rainin by you its fuckin poorin over here...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 there was crazy ass thunder....then aol booted me....but anyhow... yo momma so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON2.0 Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Word my computer got all fuct up too for a minute anyways yo moms is sooo bald if she wore a turtle neck she'd look like roll on deoderant.....lol:D :D :D :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 man...i think i'm out.... oh oh..... yo momma so fat....when she sits around the house.....she sits around the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON2.0 Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 YO ya mom is sooo skinny she swallowed a marble and looked nine months pregnet.....lol:) :) :) :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 ya well your mom can hoola hoop with a cherrio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Originally posted by DEFCON2.0 yo moms is sooo bald if she wore a turtle neck she'd look like roll on deoderant... <span style='color:darkblue'>hahahahaha good shit.... yo mamas so stupid she stared at an orange juice box for an hour cause it said concentrate.... yo mamas so stupid she asked what yeild ment i said "slow down and she said "what......does.......yeild.....mean?"</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON2.0 Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Yo im gettin off the computer before my fuckin retnas burn out of my eyes from stairing at these forums all day...im bout ta make like elroy and jet-son...hit me up if you can ever get of this site....hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 yo..your momma so dumb..she was goin to disney land and she came to a fork in the road...the sign said "disney land -left" so she turned around and went home!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted March 15, 2002 Author Share Posted March 15, 2002 you just mad cause yo mamma so fat that her blood type is ragu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Your momma is so skinny she doesn't have an ass...just an anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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