Smart Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 dude, I'm making that face on purpose, it's pity... you still haven't figured out they declawed you when they cut off your balls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 http://www.glenlachart.co.uk/TheStar/Issue2/images/funeral.jpg'> I'm sorry to announce this, but the Jesus Potato has passed away, and the Prayer Register 2000MX seems to have registered only 4 prayers in His honor. This a terrible, terrible, moment and you should all take this very seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 I might not have balls but my cat dick is bigger than your dog dick. And I do have claws, you just dont have depth perception and you are colorblind so you cant see them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Originally posted by Smart dude, I'm making that face on purpose, it's pity... you still haven't figured out they declawed you when they cut off your balls... Hahahahahahaahahahaha, best line in this page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted March 15, 2002 Author Share Posted March 15, 2002 the jesus potato gained a lot of weight...i think he died of obesity. may his soul rest in peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 I assasinated the potato, microwaves and potatoes are a deadly combination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Originally posted by Jewish Task Force I assasinated the potato, microwaves and potatoes are a deadly combination. microwaves and nazis are also a deadly combination:D just playin man i had to say it.....if you want me to take it down i will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder the jesus potato gained a lot of weight... I heard he went out like Elvis, he was all youg and clean and then towards the end he started wearing a cape, swelled up, and developed all these deviant sex interests... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 connan obrien's staff is on 12oz.... he just had this little thing about those jesus statues...i know his staff is on here.he's gonna get the "tae kwan doe with jesus statue"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Conan Obrien is god... yeah those statues are funny shit,i like how his show ordered every one of them that thye could, ive also noticed alot of you have stolen Conan comments for your replies... tisk tisk poor jesus potato, oh wait he'll be resurected or something soon right? or will the satan potato take his place wrecking havoc across the 12oz boards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted March 15, 2002 Author Share Posted March 15, 2002 there is no such thing as the satan potato, only the satan cucumber Originally posted by Smart:I heard he went out like Elvis, he was all youg and clean and then towards the end he started wearing a cape, swelled up, and developed all these deviant sex interests... so, is he really dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder so, is he really dead? Someone told me that he lives in a secret base on Mars with Hitler, Elvis, and ghandi.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro Dude, the Jesus Potato imploded, and nobody cares. Some followers you guys are. Beer, El Mamerro I care, I just have faith on the third day he shall rise again, in accordance with the Scriptures.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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