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ASER1NE

thats more like it

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Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or

girlfriend that you really love them more than anything.

 

Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... guys really don't enjoy

this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and

consideration. Another secret.... guys feel left out. That's right... left

out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation

for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too

embarrassed to admit it.

 

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory.... this holiday has been created so your ladies finally

have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no

flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ. That's it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will

usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love

machine.

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wait a second....."steak and blowjob day"?

man, my fiance must be really lucky then.

 

;) :D :) :p :) :crazy:

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i said pancakes and a blowjob for valentines.

 

 

 

girls get guys stuff too though...

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Originally posted by tue skinny

i wish i had a girlfriend. dont get me talking about not having one cuz im a fucking loser

 

word

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Guest blink_ATX

yeah you are in my laundry as that hemroid scratch stain you fake ass toy of an excuse for a human being.

 

fuck with your soul in ether...

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In my house it's Pizza and Swallow Day.

 

What's up with this loser blink trying to talk shit on regulator online?

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its about damn time we had a male appericiation day. cuz we all know how well sadie hawkins day worked out in high schools across america:rolleyes:

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Guest willy.wonka

i like it when a girl reads to me......

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Originally posted by ASER1NE

id rather pancakes and sex , but not ordinary pancakes , blueberry ones ...........:D

 

Id rather stick with the blowjob but this pancake idea.. genius. Although id like to wake up to a crepe (is that right?) or perhaps chocolate chip smiley face ones like they serve at IHOP.. shit id settle for a blowjob and then a few reruns of the old batman cartoon.

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