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Guest NoamChomsky

On second thought,maybe i dont want to be a ninja.I know ninjas are tight with the bows and arrows but some well trained NavySeals could definetely give them some resistance.So maybe i should be a SEAL but carry around a sword.So i could stil chop shit up AND I could snipe shit from like hella far away.Its a tough call.

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Ninjas are cool,but the original a$$ kickers were Hasan bin Sabbahs' asassins from Persia.They operated with near autonomy for a long time sending out agents to fuck shit up but finally the Mongols(i think it was kublai)took them over and killed everyone,but some of his followers managed to escape and they are still around today.Albeit not in the original form but they stil meet and pass down their knowledge.Too bad they dont accept white people.

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how come they dont have that one song about 99 baloons in more soundtracks that was a good tune.Everyones capt. kirk/to verify and clarify and classify.If I find a souvenier/just to remember it was here.

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"Dont waste your time on fly by night pawn shops who pay pennies on the dollar."(what the fuck does fly by night mean)?

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QUEEN OF THE DAMNED WAS A GOOD BOOK,BUT THOSE COCK GARAGES IN HOLLYWOOD TOTALLY GOT LESTAT,MARIUS,DAVID TALBOT,AND ESPECIALLY MEKARE FUCKED UP.I mean that ending was a fucking joke.I know they had to condense the book but they chopped off whole parts of it.what about khaymen?Or what about more history concerning the beginnings of vampires.What about the Talamasca?What about the story of the twins.Fuck hollywood.

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"Donny shut the fuck up,and yes we are going to In and Out Burger.""What is this?Obviously youre not a golfer."You go out looking for a job dressed like that on week day?Its a week day.?Get a job man...the bums lost, Lebowski,the bums lost!""We got a man down!"What was in your briefcase?Papers,business papers.what do you do?Im unemployed."

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Noam:*ignites lightsaber*

Noam:*slashes at BEARDO*

BEARDO*blocks lightsaber*

Noam:GoodGame!

BEARDO:I thought so too.

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I wish I had a double burger.I know what you fuckin ordered,I was there.Then give it to me.Im going to put it on layaway like how your mom bought your couch....What do we got?There go those fuckin barnies right now.We got snacks now we should fought em earlier.Your goin.No.If your not out there in three fuckin seconds,when im done with them your next...Liberty is the souls right to breath.you hit a cop your goin in.

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Noam:i think Natalie portman is hotter than Kirsten Dunst.

BEARDO:youre way outta line there.

Noam:sorry

BEARDO:apology accepted.

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i know not much changes.Why are looking at me?ok ok ok i like anal sex with guys now will you get the fuck off my thread.Dont post again just leave.

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Latenight with the beards........*edited so we don't have to have you IM us.

 

HAL: you can't go from A to B without stopping at Beardo

BEARDO: sure you can

BEARDO: you dont even start till K

BEARDO: A and B are way back at the beginning

HAL: no man

HAL: the white man fucked up the alphabet

HAL: It's supposed to be AKEMACBDF

BEARDO: the white man is playing some serious funk in this 25 minute long song

HAL: Are you listening to Phish?

BEARDO: yep

HAL: that's what you want to talk about, huh?

BEARDO: haha

BEARDO: nope

HAL: Tell me about Trey Anastasio

BEARDO: www.phish.com

BEARDO: all you need to know

HAL: U suk dix

 

 

More.........

 

HAL: I keep it real

HAL: that's all you need to know

BEARDO: word

BEARDO: now i do

BEARDO: i wondered before

HAL: great

BEARDO: now im sure

HAL: dude

HAL: fucking right guard deodorant works for shit

BEARDO: thats what i have

BEARDO: works just fine for me

BEARDO: if you werent so fat you wouldnt have all those stinky rolls

HAL: I know man

HAL: I get this wierd smell on my stump when I wear my pegleg too long

BEARDO: hahahaa

 

Later.......

 

BEARDO: i lost my old tech deck

BEARDO: got me a vanik hacobian now

HAL: hahahaha

HAL: "rad"

HAL: can you ollie with it?

BEARDO: sweet

HAL: I saw a video of some dudes that could do kickflips and shit

BEARDO: every once in a while i can do it

HAL: Nice

HAL: do you practice at work?

BEARDO: i would if it wasnt so noisy

BEARDO: ha

HAL: get a mousepad

BEARDO: still annoying

 

 

More......

 

HAL: P Diddy

HAL: I wanted to write that, but then Puffy vamped it

BEARDO: have you seen the most signifigant evidence that i have a problem?

BEARDO: http://*********

HAL: what the fuck is this?

BEARDO: my list of live shows

HAL: well...

HAL: can other phish affectionados crush your collection?

BEARDO: i am but a tadpole in the pond

HAL: ok

HAL: that's fine then

 

 

More........

 

HAL: you have three consecutive shows?

BEARDO: yeah, phish shows is my paint collection

HAL: did they not finish the song in one night?

BEARDO: haha

BEARDO: yeah, and a couple 2 nighters

HAL: so how long is a phish show?

BEARDO: 1st set is usually an hour 2nd set 1:15 and then a 10: encore

HAL: a ten minute encore?

BEARDO: 30 minute setbreak

HAL: or ten hour?

BEARDO: 3 hour show

BEARDO: my bad

BEARDO: 10 mins

HAL: I'd believe ten hour encore

 

 

Giving Beardo his "props" and "love".

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Noam:I would like to stick my "lightsaber" in Natalie Portman.

BEARDO:Wouldnt that cut her in half?

Noam:dude,You dont get it,I said "my lightsaber".

BEARDO:And I said,wouldnt that cut her in half?

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Guest NoamChomsky

1.Youre outta line.

2.Explain

3.Yes,and on the show olly talked about Serena nonstop,someone said thats why the show got canceled.I heard she was pissed.But im not sure, it was a while back.

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