Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 On second thought,maybe i dont want to be a ninja.I know ninjas are tight with the bows and arrows but some well trained NavySeals could definetely give them some resistance.So maybe i should be a SEAL but carry around a sword.So i could stil chop shit up AND I could snipe shit from like hella far away.Its a tough call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Ninjas are cool,but the original a$$ kickers were Hasan bin Sabbahs' asassins from Persia.They operated with near autonomy for a long time sending out agents to fuck shit up but finally the Mongols(i think it was kublai)took them over and killed everyone,but some of his followers managed to escape and they are still around today.Albeit not in the original form but they stil meet and pass down their knowledge.Too bad they dont accept white people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 haha funny shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 how come they dont have that one song about 99 baloons in more soundtracks that was a good tune.Everyones capt. kirk/to verify and clarify and classify.If I find a souvenier/just to remember it was here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 "Dont waste your time on fly by night pawn shops who pay pennies on the dollar."(what the fuck does fly by night mean)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 AND ROSES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 i heard beardo was going to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 QUEEN OF THE DAMNED WAS A GOOD BOOK,BUT THOSE COCK GARAGES IN HOLLYWOOD TOTALLY GOT LESTAT,MARIUS,DAVID TALBOT,AND ESPECIALLY MEKARE FUCKED UP.I mean that ending was a fucking joke.I know they had to condense the book but they chopped off whole parts of it.what about khaymen?Or what about more history concerning the beginnings of vampires.What about the Talamasca?What about the story of the twins.Fuck hollywood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 I heard ***G*** puts from the rough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Audrie(pretty hot) Lickit2003aol.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 "Donny shut the fuck up,and yes we are going to In and Out Burger.""What is this?Obviously youre not a golfer."You go out looking for a job dressed like that on week day?Its a week day.?Get a job man...the bums lost, Lebowski,the bums lost!""We got a man down!"What was in your briefcase?Papers,business papers.what do you do?Im unemployed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 pretty crazy thread......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 BABYWANTSTOFUCK was pretty cool,what ever happened to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Noam:Where do you stand on East Timor? BEARDO:Usually to the left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Noam:*ignites lightsaber* Noam:*slashes at BEARDO* BEARDO*blocks lightsaber* Noam:GoodGame! BEARDO:I thought so too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 I wish I had a double burger.I know what you fuckin ordered,I was there.Then give it to me.Im going to put it on layaway like how your mom bought your couch....What do we got?There go those fuckin barnies right now.We got snacks now we should fought em earlier.Your goin.No.If your not out there in three fuckin seconds,when im done with them your next...Liberty is the souls right to breath.you hit a cop your goin in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Police Chief Wiggum* Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 newsflash: this is still gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Noam:i think Natalie portman is hotter than Kirsten Dunst. BEARDO:youre way outta line there. Noam:sorry BEARDO:apology accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 i know not much changes.Why are looking at me?ok ok ok i like anal sex with guys now will you get the fuck off my thread.Dont post again just leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 aPViEtpRide:wassup? ApLaotIAnPrIdE:chillin aPViEtpRide:aight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Latenight with the beards........*edited so we don't have to have you IM us. HAL: you can't go from A to B without stopping at Beardo BEARDO: sure you can BEARDO: you dont even start till K BEARDO: A and B are way back at the beginning HAL: no man HAL: the white man fucked up the alphabet HAL: It's supposed to be AKEMACBDF BEARDO: the white man is playing some serious funk in this 25 minute long song HAL: Are you listening to Phish? BEARDO: yep HAL: that's what you want to talk about, huh? BEARDO: haha BEARDO: nope HAL: Tell me about Trey Anastasio BEARDO: www.phish.com BEARDO: all you need to know HAL: U suk dix More......... HAL: I keep it real HAL: that's all you need to know BEARDO: word BEARDO: now i do BEARDO: i wondered before HAL: great BEARDO: now im sure HAL: dude HAL: fucking right guard deodorant works for shit BEARDO: thats what i have BEARDO: works just fine for me BEARDO: if you werent so fat you wouldnt have all those stinky rolls HAL: I know man HAL: I get this wierd smell on my stump when I wear my pegleg too long BEARDO: hahahaa Later....... BEARDO: i lost my old tech deck BEARDO: got me a vanik hacobian now HAL: hahahaha HAL: "rad" HAL: can you ollie with it? BEARDO: sweet HAL: I saw a video of some dudes that could do kickflips and shit BEARDO: every once in a while i can do it HAL: Nice HAL: do you practice at work? BEARDO: i would if it wasnt so noisy BEARDO: ha HAL: get a mousepad BEARDO: still annoying More...... HAL: P Diddy HAL: I wanted to write that, but then Puffy vamped it BEARDO: have you seen the most signifigant evidence that i have a problem? BEARDO: http://********* HAL: what the fuck is this? BEARDO: my list of live shows HAL: well... HAL: can other phish affectionados crush your collection? BEARDO: i am but a tadpole in the pond HAL: ok HAL: that's fine then More........ HAL: you have three consecutive shows? BEARDO: yeah, phish shows is my paint collection HAL: did they not finish the song in one night? BEARDO: haha BEARDO: yeah, and a couple 2 nighters HAL: so how long is a phish show? BEARDO: 1st set is usually an hour 2nd set 1:15 and then a 10: encore HAL: a ten minute encore? BEARDO: 30 minute setbreak HAL: or ten hour? BEARDO: 3 hour show BEARDO: my bad BEARDO: 10 mins HAL: I'd believe ten hour encore Giving Beardo his "props" and "love". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 Can I eat this bananna and still be a gentleman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRAMP Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 Beardo has always been good ol' beardo well before 12oz. what's up dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 *ignites lightsaber* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 http://freephoto-i.net/users/acidxtreme21/DREDS.jpg'> seeking and i love playing with our "lightsabers", if ya kno what i mean:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 Noam:I would like to stick my "lightsaber" in Natalie Portman. BEARDO:Wouldnt that cut her in half? Noam:dude,You dont get it,I said "my lightsaber". BEARDO:And I said,wouldnt that cut her in half? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 www.natalieportman.com <way hotter than Kirsten Dunst.But not as hot as Serena Altshul.I miss Sifl And Olly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 kirsten dunst- booo serena alsthul- looks like pink after a mcdonalds rampage were sifl and olly those cracked out puppets on MTV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 1.Youre outta line. 2.Explain 3.Yes,and on the show olly talked about Serena nonstop,someone said thats why the show got canceled.I heard she was pissed.But im not sure, it was a while back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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