mental invalid Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 i saw beardo on celebrity boxing the other night....dood kicked willis' ass!!... whatch you talkin about beardo?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 hmmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesandzeros Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 I traded sketches and stickers with beardo back when I really sucked. I hope he's seen my newer stuff and realized I suck a little less.....I think..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 i heard beardo did a food-run at 7-eleven i heard beardo was the person who fucked up my mailbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 I heard beardo started the trojan war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 i heard that beardo's irish half was drinking heavily tonight, but his italian half was laying low cus it has to go to work tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 Beardo,someone told me to ask you to tell the story about "The Biscuit"Whats the biscuit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 what the.. drop me an email noam. i remember something about a biscuit, but dont know what it is. i think i know who your talking to as well. holla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 don't trust it Beardo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ego trippin Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 well.... I heard that ***G***********'s mother was having Beardo's babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 ...hahaha.....funniest title yet......i should renounce my irish heritage based on my complete lack of getting completely smashed... however i did guzzle a few pints of guiness on sat night, which stretched into early sunday....i also had a cornbeef reuben for lunch on sunday...mmmm stpatrickoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 I heard that Beardo is the new black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 who the fuck is beardo??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 OOHJEEZ... heh.. all love homey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 fat hairy fucker... i heard the government is funding some super secret space laser code name... bearofonicloverbeast. or maybe that was something i saw on the spice (isthevarietyoflife)CHannel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Hey Beardo I was just joking..thier really is a story about a biscuit?By the way,will you adopt me?I might be getting kicked out of the crib pretty soon.I can cook and clean.It'll be fun,you can go to PTA meetings and we can stay up watching movies every night.So what do you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 http://freephoto-i.net/users/acidxtreme21/prince3.jpg'> "i am beardo's secret lover, we like to rub oatmeal on eachother in the bath tub:idea: " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 i heard beardo doesnt live in a boot, so your out of luck. i know i used to have an ongoing joke with someone about a biscuit, it was too long ago to remember though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 You dont live in a boot?What does that mean?P.S. I will bring my own futon,collection of John Woo movies,and lots of Top Ramen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Unflinchingly,Beardo is fanatically fighting foreign forest fires from Finland. Channel Zero has gone to shit tonight.Any one wanna talk about how hard Beardo is!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Noam:You like that Nelly Furtado chick? BEARDO:She's okay,but that"Im like a bird song"is annoying. Noam:I'd still beat guts with her though! BEARDO:Werd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Noam:Do you think Mr.Pink got away at the end of "ReservoirDogs"or you think the cops wasted him? BEARDO:Well the undercover cop did reveal the location of the safehouse,so I would have to say they were prepared for him.But if you play back the DVD version you can hear alot of shouting as if to say he took out a bunch of cops with him. Noam:You're always on point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Noam:Who's cooler,Navy Seals or Delta Force? BEARDO:Neither,the 73rd Ninja regiment is way harder. Noam:Okay,which makes a better movie,Delta Force with ChuckNorris or NavySeals with Charlie Sheen? BEARDO:Thats a good question,Im gonna have to go with NavySeals"Watkins is half fish!" Noam:I agree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Noam:How tall should a mans' legs be? BEARDO:Long enough to reach the ground! Noam:Why do Soundgardens' songs usually turn to shit by the last 30 seconds? BEARDO:Cause they are/were self indulgent siccophants. Noam:Siccophants? BEARDO:dont look at me dude,you typed it. Noam:Werd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 BEARDO:Why did you front in another thread like you pound pussy all the time? Noam:what do you mean?I get more ass than a toilet seat! BEARDO:No you dont. Noam:Yeah I do BEARDO:No you dont.You fuck one emo girl and that makes you Charles fuckin Bronson? Noam:She was fine though... BEARDO:Werd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Noam:What do you think about that "OperationAnaconda" in Afghanistan? BEARDO:I think if they would of sent the 73rd Ninja regiment they would of had that shit done sooner. Noam:Werd,You ever been in the military? BEARDO:I was in the Marines. Noam:Yeah Right! BEARDO:What!? Now merchant marines dont count? Noam:Well...Theyre not exactly the type of Marines I was talking about.But I guess they kick ass too. BEARDO:Youre damn right they kick ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 dont front on the Merchant Marine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 BEARDO:This isnt working out like you thought it would ,is it? Noam:What do you mean? BEARDO:No ones replying to youre tired and boring ass post. Noam:Well fuck em.I dont need them.Me and you are harder than them anyway.Their all stupid anyway,probaly in another fuckin cmeup poll. BEARDO:Youre no genius yourself. Noam:Fuck You!I know I stumbled through Nietchze's Beyond Good and Evil.But who didnt,the translation was horrible. BEARDO:What!?You didnt read the original in German?HAHAHAHA Noam:Why do you gotta hate? BEARDO:Sorry dude you set yourself up for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 BEARDO:Come down off that balcony Noam.That dude Smart replied to your post! Noam:I dont think he likes me though. BEARDO:Why would any one not like you? Noam:I blew some spots AND names in a thread. BEARDO:Why are you fuckin retarded? Noam:No I was just overzealous.I havent been up in the EastBay for a minute and wanted to find out if ***** was still crushin. BEARDO:Bitch,***** never crushed. Noam:Yeah he did. BEARDO:No he didnt.Maybe some toys thought he was cool but thats about it. Noam:You callin me a toy?I make my dropdown shadows look like that on purpose,so quit your fuckin grinnin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 I wish I were a ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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