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Re: Beardo

 

Originally posted by ego trippin

I heard that Monica Lewinsky didn't really go down on Bill Clinton. I heard that it was really Bill Clinton going down on Beardo. In a completely heterosexual kind of way

 

 

BOOGIE HANDS.

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Guest Pilau Hands

beardo slept at my house, and i just stayed up staring at his ass. when i finally went to sleep, i had old navy performance fleeces and zip away cargoes swimming round my head.

 

i have limited edition stckers, a cup he drank out of, and a towel he used to wipe his sweat after the big game against State

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"i have beardo's moldy spaghetti"

 

 

 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

that shit is straight fucking nasssssstie!

 

i hope you have it in a level three bio-toxin container from the CDC....you could probably sell it to a rouge nation looking for an intro into bio warfare....big bucks these days duster...

 

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I remember a time as a girl..running to the mail box in my socks..reaching in and pulling out a manilla envelope from the beard..In it..a few sketches and a glorious phish tape( go go hippy)..not to mention a few stickers.

 

(dramatic music) .Times they do a change though..Last time I emailed him..he never responded..and so alas I suspect he is a " busy man with nothing going on..."

 

 

sorry I just watched bubble boy..ice cream and curry

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

at long last!

 

a thread worth replying to!!

 

beardo is so cute, let's start a fan club

he can post pics of himself and we can talk about how cool it is to be on the same site as him!!!!!

 

but seriously beardo, i might be around the way soon and if so and so wants his camera back, someone get at me dawg

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Guest beardo

damn girl! i heard that if you slip up once with siloe, thats it! youre cut off! ;)

 

 

are2.. like a numbskull i lost the page i wrote your email addy on.. hit my email and we'll work that camera situation out

 

say word

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Guest Pilau Hands

next time you're in town, if we paint that godawful repetitive spot, i'l hook up a cuban sandwich. something that MUST NOT be missed. of course, i heard you invented it as a child in cuba.

 

beardo had me falsely imprisoned for 20 years. while i was locked up, he sired a son with my wife. beardo braaaaasky

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hahahahaha this is the best fucking thread. is it just me or does the title change every time? the first time i read it, i thought it said "beardo is really, really cute" but then it said "cuban" the next time i saw it so i thought i had misread it...now it says "cubic". haha..bump for beardo!

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