Guest Are2 Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 graffiti..my anti drug? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahhahaaaaaaa!!!! what is this ...a public service announcement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 I had a really smart ass thing to say but I can't remember it now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted March 16, 2002 Share Posted March 16, 2002 SCREW THAT!!! WTF!?!? One assumes you would claim to be emotionally involved in an activity such as graffiti, which is illegal, demonised by the powers that be, looked down upon by normal society, and not really understood by anyone but those who practice it How can you not see the parallels with drug use? you're falling for the Drug War propaganda like a mom who believes her son's in a gang cause he owns a marker.................... MY body MY brain MY drugs MY guns MY religion MY words I'm with the militia guys if the government impinges on my life any further Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEone Posted March 16, 2002 Share Posted March 16, 2002 The smell of ultra flat black gets me high! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastcoast Killa Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 How bout people like JA, combine the two. Blunts wit crack and angel dust, what. Although i wouldnt do that, you gotta be sharp while bombing as far as i'm concernedd. right now im not too sharp though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 I had a really smart ass thing to say but I can't remember it now.... -dr. dazzle hahahaha....brilliant:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eessee Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 you can can do a "throw up" without being sick or with a stomach pump down your throat....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fabo 2 Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 I thought of something clever to say, but now I've forgotten it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 Re: bill fucking hicks by Bill Hicks "I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We're like the bullies of the world, y'know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheepherder's feet. "Pick it up." "I don't wanna pick it up, Mister, you'll shoot me." "Pick up the gun." "Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister." "Pick up the gun." (He picks it up. Three shots ring out.) "You all saw him - he had a gun." ****** I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth. ****** Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you. ****** A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. ****** Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. ****** People say "Iraq had the fourth largest army in the world". Yeah, maybe, but you know what, after the first 3 largest armies, there's a REAL big fucking drop-off. The Hare Krishnas are the 5th largest army in the world, and they've already got all our airports. ****** People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction. ****** It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know? ****** I don't do drugs anymore... than say, the average touring funk band. ****** "This is your brain." I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a brain. ****** If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, then go home and burn all your records, all your tapes, and all your CDs because every one of those artists who have made brilliant music and enhanced your lives? RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEAL fucking high on drugs. The Beatles were so fucking high they let Ringo sing a few songs. ****** The musicians today who don't do drugs and in fact speak out against it? "Rock Against Drugs?" BOY do they suck. ****** Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. ****** Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. ****** I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument. ****** We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be a real issue, it might not, doesn't matter to me. What matters is that if you believe in the sanctity of life then you believe it for life of all ages. That's what I hate about this child-worship syndrome going on. "Save the children! They're killing children! How many children were at Waco? They're killing children!" What does that mean? They reach a certain age and they're off your fucking love-list? Fuck your children, if that's the way you think then fuck you too. You either love all people of all ages or you shut the fuck up. ****** Because you know if you play New Kids on the Block albums backwards they sound better. "Oh come on, Bill, they're the New Kids, don't pick on them, they're so good and they're so clean cut and they're such a good image for the children." Fuck that! When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children to listen to people who fucking ROCKED! I don't care if they died in puddles of their own vomit! I want someone who plays from his fucking HEART! ****** I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: "<smack smack smack smack> Hey, whatchoo readin' for?" Isn't that the weirdest fucking question you've ever heard? Not what am I readING, but what am I reading *for*? Well, godammit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well... hmmm... I dunno... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one is so I don't end up being a fucking waffle waitress. ****** Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make. ****** Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? ****** Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... unnatural? You know what I mean? It's nature. How do you make nature against the fucking law? ****** I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage. ****** I dunno how much AIDS scares y'all, but I got a theory: the day they come out with a cure for AIDS, a guaranteed one-shot cure, on that day there's gonna be fucking in the streets, man. ****** I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking) ****** They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference. ****** You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it. ****** I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say "Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it." I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here... ****** No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. ****** Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised Southern Baptist -- is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me." ****** It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. ****** One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my apartment and find that porno wing I've been adding on to for years. ****** We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution. ****** I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. ****** I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are. ****** The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people. ****** We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. ****** That's an act, that's a frying pan, that's a stove, you're an alcoholic! Dude, I'm tripping right now, and I still see that that's a fucking egg, alright? I see the UFO's around it, but that's a goddamn egg in the middle. There's a hobbit eating it, but goddammit that hobbit's eating a fucking egg! He's on a unicorn. But, no, th-th-th-that's a fucking egg. How dare you have a wino tell me not to do drugs! ****** It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. ****** It's great to be here. I thank you. Ah, I've been on the road doing comedy for ten years now, so bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time. ****** By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root. I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show. "You know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar, that's a big dollar, a lot of people are feeling that indignation, we've done research, huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scumbags, quit putting a godamn dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet! ****** I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, "Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them." And Eve said, "Yeah... it's just not enough is it?" ****** Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your goverment is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you! ****** I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense each year, trillions of dollars, correct? Instead -- just play with this -- if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world -- and it would pay for it many times over, not one human being excluded -- we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever in peace. Thank you very much. You've been great, I hope you enjoyed it. ****** The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too? ****** If the FBI's motivating factor for busting down the Koresh compound was child abuse, how come we never see Bradley tanks smashing into Catholic churches? ****** I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side. wonk ziggan since 94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Originally posted by mental invalid where's bill hicks when you need him?-mud WOW! that dood died smart? geesh i just him on a special, they had a little clip of him doing spewing something about drugs....that cat was funny as hell....rip yea that does suck.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Here's some more Bill Hicks stuff... Ninja Bachelor Party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deformatron Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Originally posted by ElectricitySucks 6- it highers self esteem (for some people) "fuck your drugs, we have more friends than that take your fucking beer and cram it up your ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJayII Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 WOULD THIS BE A BAD TIME TO SAY I LOVE BEER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 sober soldiers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 reasons why graff is better than drugs: 1. you don't get addicted to it. 2. you don't have to pay a lot of money for it 3. you don't fuck up your health 4. you're not regarded as a stupid piece of shit by society ...oh, whatever, I LOVE IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest STONER DBM Posted March 26, 2002 Share Posted March 26, 2002 street life If you grew up in a ill city chances are you got down with at least one of the following activities: 1.gettin bent off cisco,md2020,wild I,nighttrain,or anything else u could get your hands on. 2.blazin trees 3.sniffin lines 4.gettin dusted out your head 5.poppin mescaline tabs 6.snortin oxycontin 7.smokin rocks 8.chasin the dragon 9.slangin any of these substances 10.jackin suburb herbs for paint when they try to write at our not so legal spots but maybe thats just my boyz.City life love it or leave it.Graff should stay in the streets not the fuckin sticks.One Love Haters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceso One SAF Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 1. graffiti is an ARTFORM art rules all 2. it takes skill and talent to do graffiti and be good at it, any bum ass moron can smoke a bowl or stick a needle in thier arm 3. graffiti is funner and cheaper.... 4. you cant express yourself with drugs 5. you get known and get props for graffiti 6. it just feel good inside driving by one of your bombs peices etc. and knowing how many ppl see it and admire it a day.... 7. graf is there till its buffed which sumtimes is never... drugs go away in hour or 2 i can make more but the point is made..Graf over Drugs my motto is "Graffiti My Anti-Drug" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mud_buddha Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 Originally posted by Ceso One SAF "Graffiti My Anti-Drug" Wow that's funny because "drugs are my anti- propaganda" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocalfr8tr Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 Abba Zabba, you're my only friend Originally posted by ASER1NE drugs are bad mmmkay i was the one that stole mari-ja-wanna! drugs...i like them...they treat me well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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