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Why is my piss bright fucking yellow?

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This morning when i went to piss my piss was bright yellow, the yellowest ive ever seen piss. i swear, this studd is so bright it could light a room up at night. But why is this? is it because of the multivitamin i took last night? Could this be a bad sign?

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the more fluids you drink the lighter your piss will be. if you dont drink anything for hours and hours, you will have dark piss ( like i did this morning)

 

you know you are well hydrated if you piss and its almost as clear as water. i love its when that happens.

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Guest Wilt

the early morning piss is always divine intervention...eat pistachios for rock-like shits...

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Guest NATO
Originally posted by Wilt

the early morning piss is always divine intervention...eat pistachios for rock-like shits...

 

drink large quantities of beer for dark odourous shit.

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Does your multi-vitamin have vitamin B? Because that will cause some yellowishness in your piss. Vitamin B is also great for hangovers.

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Guest --zeSto--

yes... vitamin B and also and form of betacarotine(sic)

 

it's great for passing drug tests... just consume incredible amounts of water and a hint of a vitamin to colour the piss. It'll dilute the results.

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Originally posted by kookone

Does your multi-vitamin have vitamin B? Because that will cause some yellowishness in your piss. Vitamin B is also great for hangovers.

 

yeah the reason i am taking it is cause ive been doing kava lately and this vitamin is supposed to have a lot of b12.

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Guest professor poopatronic

you've been drinking kava too? i emptied out like 20 or so pills of that shit and strained it for like 10 minutes with a t shirt and it didn't do anything. got any advice? shit sounds pretty cool, maybe i'm doing something wrong.

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