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Zack Morris

Beer Farts

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these have to be the worst creation to ever leave my anus...I was taking a shower earlier and I let a nice one out and it stunk so bad that I had to poke my head out from behind the shower curtain for a minute to breathe enough fresh air that I could hold my breath til the god awful smell went away.

 

I think some people will catch a beer fart palm bomb today.

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

tell me about it...i just "dutch ovened" myself right out of bed with 3 huge ones that reeked.

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today is the perfect day for this topic. I did some heavy drinking last night, and wasnt feeling so well this morning. I was chilling in the cafeteria eating, and i felt a fart coming so i let it out...instead of a fart a spurt of steaming molten shit soiled my boxers!! i got the fuck home as quick as possible and let the dumpin commense!! 3 crazy diahreeas in one morning,

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Guest fr8lover
Originally posted by Zack Morris

I think some people will catch a beer fart palm bomb today.

 

the elusive buttercup...

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the drummer for my band caught anice palm bomb today at practice...and I farted on one of the guitarists and a microphone....me and the singer both were sporting mean beer farts.

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Originally posted by L.RonHubbard

today is the perfect day for this topic. I did some heavy drinking last night, and wasnt feeling so well this morning. I was chilling in the cafeteria eating, and i felt a fart coming so i let it out...instead of a fart a spurt of steaming molten shit soiled my boxers!! i got the fuck home as quick as possible and let the dumpin commense!! 3 crazy diahreeas in one morning,

 

ahhhahahahaaaaa!!!! that is fucking ill

 

 

 

i woke up some how with the flu after i somehow got home last night. I feel like shit right now. hungover and a sore throat. sippin on some green tea.

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once when my uncle was young he lit his fart in the backseat of a car , and burnt his legs ........he had to go to the hospital and everything ........

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I used to fart on my girl when she was giving me head. It was kinda weird though, she would always stop giving me head after I did it. HMMM?

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