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yo word up! thanks for reconizing a mafucka like me! yo i been down for mad long i just dont post cause i aint got a computer an so i can only get up on this shit when im at ma homeboys house or somethin. but yo keep on rockin fa real cause shit is grimey an we the fuckin clean up mafuckas nawmean an!!

 

CHRIST PUNCHER UPPER CUTTER TO YOUR FUCKIN CHIN ONER

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Guest im not witty

when he first came around i laughed for about 2 straight days any time i thought of his name. it still makes me chuckle

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Guest im not witty
Originally posted by im not witty

when he first came around i laughed for about 2 straight days any time i thought of his name. it still makes me chuckle

 

this is still the word god. ill never forget the first time i saw that shit. i couldnt breathe for like an hour.

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the best was when CP1er posted some real smart and lucid shit for some reason... it was quickly caught and vanished into obscurity. ;)

dude earns a chuckle though. always.

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Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR«

one of the funniest posts i've read by him was a random one about how all the bitches at petco were paying more because they didn't have a petco card like he did...

 

hahahhahaa i remember that

 

i also remember getting into a small "argument" with the christ puncher.

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This is hilarious...

 

yo no offense to ma man right there gettin his little fuck on an whatever but yo yous a amature son! yo a mafucka like the c pleazzy yo i aint on no hide the camera shit yo im on some look into that camera an tell america how much you like havin this big ass thang run straight through you like a god damn telephone pole that got picked up by a tornado or a monsoon or some shit an it went flyin fast as fuck then it hit a bitch right in the pussy an split in two an shit cause yo thats how the pleazzy be packin pleazzy believe it! yo the secret to that shit is you just gotta put it on em an get em screamin like a mafuckin banshee an then when they about to cum yo you pull that shit out an slap that bitch in the face with the dick yo mad pussy juices an intestinal fluids stomach bile an all that shit yo it be bouncin off her grill an yo you just say YO STRAIGHT UP GIRL IM GONNA FILM YOU GETTIN FUCKED BY THIS MAFUCKA WHO GOTS HIS DICK IN YOUR GRILL AN YOU GONNA ACT YOU GOT GOD ALL FUCKIN MIGHTY BLOWIN OUT YOUR GUTS CAUSE YO THATS WHAT IT FINNA FEEL LIKE WHEN C PLEADERS BLOWS HIS WAD YO IT AINT EVEN GONNA BE A PORNO NO MORE IT FINNA BE ONE OF THEM FACES OF DEATH SHITS CAUSE YOU AINT GONNA HAVE A FACE STRAIGHT UP! YO I HATE TO TELL YOU AN SHIT BUT WHEN I NUTT BITCH ITS GONNA KILL YOU SO YO YOU BETTER ENJOY THIS DICK LIKE ITS YOUR KEY TO HEAVEN GIRL CAUSE YO I AINT EVEN FRONTIN IT IS! yo just say that shit an shell be like UMM OK ITS COOL YOU CAN TAPE US JUST DONT BE SHOWIN YOUR FRIENDS ER NO SHIT!
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