Gunm Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I usually don't mind. I go to the bathroom, take the condom off and swagger back in...full frontal glory. I prefer a girl put her underwear back on pretty soon after we're done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 generally after me and rex are done i just let him back into his kennel, no real awquardness atall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLYIN'OCULA Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 akward is the face she gave me after I farted while she was polishing my knob with her tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 The other night my ex took ME out to the bar for once, got me all drunk and told me I was going to stay at her house. I did, beat the guts and whatnot. Next morning we wake up naked and she doesnt believe me that we had sex. Took like 15 minutes to convince her. Made me worried about the nights we werent together before we broke up:shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Awkward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.88 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 1. Pass out drunk and exhausted. 2. Lay around/spoon/cuddle/massage for a bit... Go for the next round or hit the showers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 after sex' date=' I find it comforting to lock myself in a closet and philosophize about mathematics.[/quote'] Co-signed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Does everybody seriously not know that Wet Wpes are the joint after sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 akward is the face she gave me after I farted while she was polishing my knob with her tongue. i actually lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 i replace the "awkward moments" with.... ....cereal! and pretend i'm by myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 ^^^ or replace cereal with COCKTAIL and lounge on my stoop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 i'm all about tha cereal -back in tha day, met this girl (lens u'll like this) she was viet-- parents gone, as usual, fridge fuckin stuffed with budweiser. drank like the fuckin champ i am... reamed (parents bed)... smoked ciggarettes(parents bed). girl: "wait! u cant smoke in here" me: >smoking< girl: "nevermind, lemme open the window" man- remembering this reminds me of how much i didnt give a fuuuuuck when i was younger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 ko in the bed other wise i have to talk to her!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I dig on viet girls Count...I went to a vietnamese wedding once and all the moms there were so goddamn hot...oooo...smokin hot. I think i put on headphones and listened to music once after having sex with this one chick. She dumped my ass a few days later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I picked up a random once when I was wasted, took her home and did the nasty. It got a little awkward afterwards when I wanted to go to sleep cause I was so drunk, but she claimed she couldn't sleep and kept poking me and poking me and poking me cause she felt I should have to stay awake with her. Fuck. I'd promised earlier that I'd drive her home in the morning, being the gentleman that I am, but I ended up taking a xanax when she wouldn't leave me alone and passing out for hours. There was an angry note left behind when I finally came to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 haha, that situation is very familiar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke skywalker Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 i usually have to try really hard not to laugh because i've let myself boost in less than 30 seconds... being good at sex used to matter to me but i figured it's not even worth it when most the girls i bang these days are kinda gross and i don't want to see them again. also a surefire way to have sex with no strings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEFA Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 its only akward if you let it be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Naw onetime i was talken to this girl and we had talking about smashen for like over a month cause ti was her first time and shti adn when we finnaly had sex, i busted in like 30 seconds, she got so pissed.... 0WN3D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidDope Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 i say, "applause please!" she says, "uhhhh...?" i says, "cuz u got tha clap!!!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 i dont really understand this feeling cus ive never had it. i dont give a fuck what my girlfriends really thinking. i just clean up and lie back down for a few minutes, maybe talk a little. then i go use 12oz and she yells at me for looking at the asian women thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I don't even mind the moment right after sex, that's no big deal. I mean, considering the fact that I assume we're talking about one night stands here, I'm usually too fucked up to stay up for longer than 10 minutes after the sex (unless homegirl's exceptionally good looking)... so nah, the 'awkward' moment right after sex doesn't even exist with me. On the other hand, the morning after is the single worst feeling in the world, right next to tropical dick-slug infiltration. Waking up in some random chick's room with your head on a titty you've hardly been introduced to is a downright weird experience; especially strange when it's one of those mornings where it takes a few minutes to get your bearings straight and remember what you did the night before. I swear to god, when this shit happens I feel like some estranged prisoner of labia warfare. I'm immediately trying to think of a way to avoid breakfast and get my shit out the door without saying more than 15 words. Bet. yea the morning after hookups is fucked up....such a weird feeling, like "what the fuck did i just do" type shit. and the hangover that usually comes with it doesnt help either. luckily ive never woken up in some chicks bed because i usually take the beezy home or back to her dorm room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Also, sex with ex's always provides for awkward moments. You know, that moment where you sit there silently, thinking repeatedly "I really shouldn't have done this, this was a bad move." -fuse. Fuck yes, until she rolls over and stares at you with THAT look in her eye. when youve had a girlfriend for 4 years nothing is alkward.. half the time its all laughs and small talk like "woooow" "ohh my god" "what got in to you?" "thaaaannnk you" Awesome. Awesome to the max how familiar that is.. I dunno. I beat the booty up on my ex several times after we broke up. I got comments like "Im gonna miss that' date='" and "How come you never ate pussy when we were together?" HAha.[/color'] Because you weren't shaved before? how about that awkward moment when you wake up wearing nothing but a rubber' date=' and not even being able to try and rememebr what happened last night because of a raging hangover ?[/quote'] Or even worse when you wake up with rubber, but no girl.....:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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