shameless self promotion Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Damn, marlboro looked 4 years back for this thread...what were you up to that found this?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out Laid the bitch out, then I put it in her mouth Pulled out, nutted on a towel and passed out *edit: i just noticed my h4xor post number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Its only awkward if let it get awkward. That, or you just came in her hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 its pretty alkward when the chics boyfriend walks in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4one1 Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 good for you bug you deserve a pat on the back (or maybe the ass) for this one Quoted post Hahah gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4one1 Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Mar 19 2006, 05:03 AM its pretty alkward when the chics boyfriend walks in Quoted post Or an older slighty family member is in the room that you didnt relize was there.Thank fuck for heavy drinkers nigger would of been unhappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Ive only had two awkward experiences. One was recently when I was humpin on this girl and couldnt feel any walls. So I jumped up on her chest and fucked her mouth. After that she said "That was interesting." Then I told her she had to go. The other time this girl told me that she didnt like the taste of nut so i pulled out and let a massive load rip all in her eyes. I just sat there and laughed histerically while she begged me to get her a towel or something. hahaha i guess that was more awkward for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Mar 19 2006, 05:29 AM The other time this girl told me that she didnt like the taste of nut so i pulled out and let a massive load rip all in her eyes. I just sat there and laughed histerically while she begged me to get her a towel or something. hahaha i guess that was more awkward for her. Quoted post ahhhaahaaha :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Im gonna edit this before it potentially bites me in the ass some day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 so she still wont get it in her mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 edit. on second thought. this one is gone too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 ^ hahaha Solid gold. *in regard to yucks first post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 didnt read the thread... but i usually try to go to sleep with a girl after the... you know. its just a habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 no awkward silence here.....i just tell her to swallow and then leave... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melburnian Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Hahahaha I love the awkward moment straight after you ask for head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 I don't even mind the moment right after sex, that's no big deal. I mean, considering the fact that I assume we're talking about one night stands here, I'm usually too fucked up to stay up for longer than 10 minutes after the sex (unless homegirl's exceptionally good looking)... so nah, the 'awkward' moment right after sex doesn't even exist with me. On the other hand, the morning after is the single worst feeling in the world, right next to tropical dick-slug infiltration. Waking up in some random chick's room with your head on a titty you've hardly been introduced to is a downright weird experience; especially strange when it's one of those mornings where it takes a few minutes to get your bearings straight and remember what you did the night before. I swear to god, when this shit happens I feel like some estranged prisoner of labia warfare. I'm immediately trying to think of a way to avoid breakfast and get my shit out the door without saying more than 15 words. Bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 "so uh... you got change for the bus? or do you want me to call a cab for you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Foreigns, it's all about the foreigns. Dee and Devilush are both foreign. They have a sensibility. Also, whatever happened to excusing yourself to the bathroom to clean up? You know, the longer you wait the better the chances that the condo will spill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Mar 19 2006, 11:39 AM . Waking up in some random chick's room with your head on a titty you've hardly been introduced to is a downright weird experience; especially strange when it's one of those mornings where it takes a few minutes to get your bearings straight and remember what you did the night before. I swear to god, when this shit happens I feel like some estranged prisoner of labia warfare. Quoted post lol.. shit happens :shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 My friend recently moved to Australia. He told me that one morning he woke up with a girl that he a) didn't know and b) couldn't communicate with because she spoke a different language. He said it was so awkward not even being able to ask her if she wants breakfast or anything. Also, sex with ex's always provides for awkward moments. You know, that moment where you sit there silently, thinking repeatedly "I really shouldn't have done this, this was a bad move." -fuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 My girl thinks it's weird that I'll lay there for a minute then jump up and put my pants on, but get offended if she makes a move to put hers back on Come to think of it, that is kinda weird...I guess I just like to have my pants on for cuddling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 when youve had a girlfriend for 4 years nothing is alkward.. half the time its all laughs and small talk like "woooow" "ohh my god" "what got in to you?" "thaaaannnk you" hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICU Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Im Antonio Banderas and for that awkward moment after sex,i use TROPICAL BREEZE@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Originally posted by fuse=--action@Mar 19 2006, 07:02 PM Also, sex with ex's always provides for awkward moments. You know, that moment where you sit there silently, thinking repeatedly "I really shouldn't have done this, this was a bad move." -fuse. Quoted post I dunno. I beat the booty up on my ex several times after we broke up. I got comments like "Im gonna miss that," and "How come you never ate pussy when we were together?" HAha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Originally posted by fuse=--action@Mar 19 2006, 07:02 PM Also, sex with ex's always provides for awkward moments. You know, that moment where you sit there silently, thinking repeatedly "I really shouldn't have done this, this was a bad move." -fuse. Quoted post oh man... Even the excess amounts of alcohol don't prevent the tension there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 There is no awkward moments in my sex. Usually the women are dead before I am finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 One time, about 4 years ago, I stayed over this dude's house I had been dating for the first time. When we woke up in the morning, his fucking mom made us banana pancakes (which were bangin) and coffee. Keep in mind, I sat alone with her and ate them as he took a shower. This was about 3 weeks into us knowing each other. This was weird. Yes... yes it was weird. *no this story wasn't RIGHT after sex but it was within a small timeframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 ^^Hahaha. I used to introduce girls to my mom on their way out. They always looked hella nervous. They just dont understand how cool my mom is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 how about that awkward moment when you wake up wearing nothing but a rubber, and not even being able to try and rememebr what happened last night because of a raging hangover ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 ^^^ sounds pretty fucking akward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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