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Vegan bagel lox and cream cheese...

 

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Bagels= fire

Sophies fake fish= all of the smell with non of the flavor

 

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Tofutti cream cheese= perfect consistency. Flavor=wet newspaper

 

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A little bit of red onion and caper to offset that wet newspaper flavor.

 

 

Overall experience = Trash

 

30 minutes later the after taste of red onion and the smell of lox stuck in the back of my nose

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On 1/16/2021 at 4:18 PM, ndv said:

Thank for the heads up ^^

 

Actually the fish substitute has good flavor. It was just over powered by the red onion whose volume was turned all the way up. 

 

The texture is weird though. Tough and rubbery.

 

Also if you lightly dust the cream cheese with nutritional yeast it completely kills the wet newspaper taste as well.

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On 1/15/2021 at 6:54 PM, mr.yuck said:

Vegan bagel lox and cream cheese...

 

20210115_181329.thumb.jpg.a4d7fd7db7b7d05f2ee344d2013fc46c.jpg

 

Bagels= fire

Sophies fake fish= all of the smell with non of the flavor

 

20210115_181545.thumb.jpg.a37985b781379921154c41a333a1aede.jpg

 

Tofutti cream cheese= perfect consistency. Flavor=wet newspaper

 

20210115_182143.thumb.jpg.630f1ed948a1ac571a0d9517ba18d7fd.jpg

 

A little bit of red onion and caper to offset that wet newspaper flavor.

 

 

Overall experience = Trash

 

30 minutes later the after taste of red onion and the smell of lox stuck in the back of my nose

BRUHHHHHH.....WHY?! I am not vegan nor vegetarian but I have dabbled extensively in almost every alternative options they created. With the exception of Seafood....fuck all that shit right at the front door son. These niggas wildin now. Hellllll naw. 

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Oh and here is lunch. A little organic to balance out the trash. I tell ya what...and I hate judging folks....but the house I’ve been working at is a trip. 2 60’sish normal sized parents (fuck you, liberals) and their obese lesbian daughter, all of which are extremely nice people....They order the craziest shit on the daily and drink soda non stop. It’s telling of how the daughter grew up this way and I feel bad taking the shit they offer everyday lol. It’s weird to even gaf about. They’re all super happy and chill, and why does someone like me gotta come rant about it in a forum. Idk. Bored at work and depressed. Carry on brethren’s. image.thumb.jpg.1ea084b3cadf54e394df404e03811140.jpg

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