Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
Iris

i am annoyed as fuck

Recommended Posts

annoyed today. i am surrounded by morons

 

 

 

1. my pregnant drunken slutty coworkers slept with two different men on her birthday and knows neither of their names. i am going to set her up with my exboyfriend (payback) who is "lonely".

 

2. my boyfriend has to wait to have a fight with his roommate before he can come over and i haven't seem him in 3 days.

 

3. my friend kelly has chlamydia because she had sex with a gay guy.

 

4. my mother is insane and i need to move out but don't have a roommate.

 

5. i have midterms this week. the only week my coolest friend ever will be home for a while.

 

6. i resprained my ankle

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest --zeSto--

number 3 sounds terrible...

 

she'll have to take novolexin like me! (but not for an std)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Wilt

wow..i heard the clap never leaves women...i need to get out and meet some new people....anyone wanna paint?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

3. my friend kelly has chlamydia because she had sex with a gay guy.

 

oops!

 

 

(and i thought gay guys didn't dig women . . . . . . .)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by ASER1NE

why would she have sex with a GAY guy ..........?

 

he was essentially "trying not to be gay"

 

 

she said it can be cured.

 

 

 

and i think 3 days sucks.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest willy.wonka

i tell girls that im gay all the time,

 

but they know im not.....it sucks.i ant some girl to try and cure me.

 

you should read a horoscope or something,iris.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest platapie

im hungover and jus broke up with my girlfreind and im sapsoe to hang out with sum girl tonight. i thaught it would be a good idea to get my mind off it and now i jus feel stupid. i feel annoyed also but jsu at myself.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

just my opinion

 

you should become a lesbian and date asian girls. that's what i'd do!! they'll take care of that ankle!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest --zeSto--

^ he seems to be obsessed with asian girls

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Re: just my opinion

 

Originally posted by nocalfr8tr

you should become a lesbian and date asian girls. that's what i'd do!! they'll take care of that ankle!!

 

 

ankle?

 

 

 

i am oficially gay now. sorry bojangles

 

 

 

did bombastic get blocked or did she lose interest?

 

phew

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

How would a gay guy get chlamydia anyways? Maybe he was using the "Gay" thing as a front to try and get women to change him.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by Pistol

How would a gay guy get chlamydia anyways? Maybe he was using the "Gay" thing as a front to try and get women to change him.

 

 

she didn't know he was/is gay until i told her today.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i am obsessed

 

Originally posted by --zeSto--

^ he seems to be obsessed with asian girls

 

i think i am...i miss all the thai girls i was seeing allday everyday, and now i'm stuck in america...at least i dont have chlymidia, i dont think...anyone know the symptoms, i seem to have forgotten?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i see , he one of them inbetween homo's , not qiute gay not quite straight .................anyhow i feel for your friend , std's cant be fun

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

sucks.. if it makes u feel any better there about 6 billion other people who are completely misrable on any given day...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

on second thought im pretty pissed too. came home today hungry because i was to busy working out issues with my lady to eat and found that the bowl of mash patato's and a1 ive been saving had been tossed out...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest MR BOJANGLES

my day was cool for the most part! (go read my post yall.)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest MR BOJANGLES

yo cmeup. just to let you know...

if i didnt wait, he mightve kicked me out cuz hes a psycho, and i have NO FAMILY to go home to potna'...not really sweatin you, just get the facts right before you speak about me...ok?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest unoprimero

"fuck all them hoessssssssssssssssss"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×