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Guest professor poopatronic

interview with my friend tyler

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Guest professor poopatronic

ok this is an interview with one of my best friends... he doesn't write or anything but if he did he wouldn't be as cool because graffitit is seriously lame.

i know it's not a good interview or anything, but maybe you'll find it somewhat amusing

 

 

Qiyamats: i was walking around campus with valeria and i saw this sign that said: George Harris or somthing and someone wrote: sucks with a marker next to it! it was so funny i took a picture of it.

Tai la2: hahaha

Qiyamats: you should see it!

Tai la2: that's pretty goofy. hey, do you wanna be interviewed and then have it posted on 12ozprophet?

Qiyamats: ok

Tai la2: sweet

Tai la2: ok first question: what do you think of handicapped people?

Tai la2: ?

Qiyamats: i dont know. thats kind of a hard question. i guess i feel sad for them but who cares they got it hard and easy at the same time

Tai la2: man that answer sucks. you're not supposed to say how you really feel, just say something stupid

Qiyamats: ok. i think they are funny like why the hell cant my mom clean the shit off the floor every time i take a shit on the carpet

Qiyamats: i have to do that shit my self

Tai la2: haha yes! ok lets do word association: overweight

Qiyamats: what do i do with the word? im confused

Tai la2: you say the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word

Qiyamats: fat ass chick sitting on your face

Tai la2: bludgeon

Qiyamats: death metal

Tai la2: weezer

Qiyamats: overrated

Tai la2: rokken

Qiyamats: with dokkon

Tai la2: dokkon? what the hell is that?

Qiyamats: dokken

Qiyamats: sorry

Tai la2: dammit you fucked it all up!!

Tai la2: haha

Qiyamats: ok

Tai la2: ok what is the best sandwich in the world?

Qiyamats: those marshmellow and peanut butter sandwiches. what are they called? i forgot

Tai la2: s'mores

Qiyamats: no! its something else

Tai la2: oh yeah peanut butter. i've never heard of that shit

Qiyamats: ya its good!

Tai la2: do you like pop tarts?

Qiyamats: yes i do!

Tai la2: why?

Qiyamats: i think everyone like pop tarts. its a given. i mean what can go wrong with tart?

Tai la2: i don't know what if some bored facory worker puts poop in them?

Qiyamats: umm. i dont like to think that someone would do that. but i wouldnt be able to tell the difference anyway.

Tai la2: exactly.

Tai la2: what would you do if you found shit in some packaged food you were eating?

Qiyamats: i dont know mix my shit in it. maybe that would cancell out the other persons shit

Tai la2: AHAHAHA

Tai la2: ok since this is going to be posted on a graffiti forum, and writers are a bunch of losers who don't know anything, perhaps you could enlighten about your screen name and everything.

Qiyamats: what? like what qiyamat means?

Tai la2: yeah i'm just trying to turn people onto something cool for a change

Qiyamats: qiyamat is a lyric from the Mr. Bungle song: Desert Search For Techno Allah

Tai la2: and for all you kids out there: mr. bungle is one of the best bands ever.

Tai la2: so what is your favorite kind of porn?

Qiyamats: yes.

Qiyamats: umm. id have to say goth porn!!!

Tai la2: word. i'll have to go with emo porn on that one if such a thing exists. so why do you like goth porn? because you used to go out with a girl who wanted to have sex in a cemetery?

Qiyamats: yes. she wanted to have sex inside a grave!

Qiyamats: and they are the closest thing to a dead chick!

Tai la2: ahhh now your true intentions are revealed

Qiyamats: yes

Tai la2: "i got blood on my dick cause i fucked a corpse"

-DMX

Tai la2: you have alot in common with DMX huh?

Qiyamats: yes. and chris barnes: "Necropediphile"

Tai la2: ahh yes another awesome music reference but i think we'll leave the knowledge to the true heads on this one yes?

i cum blood

Qiyamats: yes

Tai la2: well i think we have about enough material but if you have any closing comments or anything feel free to share them

Qiyamats: yes. you are all dick sucking faggots

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Guest bug

funny, i skipped most and just glanced at the bottom. cannibal corpse.

 

bug="true head" :spent:

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i believe peanutbutter marshmallow sandwiches are called 'fluffer-nutters'....and yes, they are damn good......and not healthy at all.......

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