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kaesthebluntedwonder

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one of the shower knobs leaks when you turn it shut, so you have to slowly turn it the other way until it stops. but not everybody here knows that, i think only 2 people including myself. its always on and its just wasting water and pisses me off. that and the fact that the lights here are left on 24/7. just seems like a lot of h2o and elecity being wasted, so i try to conserve as much as i can but i doubt it makes a difference.

man, the worst was about 2 weeks ago, i put my roomates chinese food in the other fridge outside our room, not knowing that it was unplugged, so when we started the massive cleaning efforts i came across it and it smelled so bad i swear i would get brain damage from it somehow. people just dont care around here, but things have been a little cleaner lately, still dirty but not as bad as it used to be.

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Plumber: Looks like you got a leak.

Marge: Could you start fixing it pretty soon? The basement is getting awfully flooded. And I think the cat's down there.

[snowball II meows underwater]

Plumber: Yeah, I probably won't be able to get the parts I need for two, three weeks and that's if I order them today -- which I won't.

Marge: Oh, dear.

[his pager beeps; he looks, it shows "Low Battery"]

Plumber: Hmm, emergency call. Gotta go. [starts to leave]

Homer: What should we do until you get back?

Plumber: Ehh, put a pan down there.

[Homer puts down a pan; it floats away]

Homer: Awww, it didn't work!

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Originally posted by Ralph Wiggum

Plumber: Looks like you got a leak.

Marge: Could you start fixing it pretty soon? The basement is getting awfully flooded. And I think the cat's down there.

[snowball II meows underwater]

Plumber: Yeah, I probably won't be able to get the parts I need for two, three weeks and that's if I order them today -- which I won't.

Marge: Oh, dear.

[his pager beeps; he looks, it shows "Low Battery"]

Plumber: Hmm, emergency call. Gotta go. [starts to leave]

Homer: What should we do until you get back?

Plumber: Ehh, put a pan down there.

[Homer puts down a pan; it floats away]

Homer: Awww, it didn't work!

 

ha ha

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