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Guest KONFLIKT

IT MUST BE THE CAR!

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Guest KONFLIKT

IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET CHICKS WITH THE UGLIST CAR IN THE WORLD?

I BELIEVER SO.

I AM THE PROWD OWENER OF A BROWN 81' OLDSMOBILE DELTA 88. ITS A BOAT THAT GETS ABOUT 1.5 MILES A GALLON. ONE HUB CAP IS MISSING AND IT HAS DENTS EVERYWHERE.

ANYWAYS, I WAS GOING TO THE STORE TO BUY SOME DOG FOOD, AND IM AT THE INTERSECTION AND A 2 GIRLS FROM MY SCHOOL PULL UP IN A VOLVO AND ONE OF THEM GET UP OUT OF THE SUN ROOF AND YELL "WHATS UP (MY NAME). OK... THEN I TORN MY HEAD TO LOOK AT WHO WAS NEXT TO ME AT THE INTERSECTION. IT WAS THE GIRL THAT I HAVE HAD MY EYE ON FOR EVER. SHE LOOKS LIKE A SHORT NELLY FURTADO WITH BIGGER TITS. SHE WAVES AND SMILES AT ME. OK...

SHE THEN FOLLOWS ME INTO TO THE PARKING LOT AND WE START TO TALK. I ENDED UP GETTING HER PHONE NUMBER AND SHE WANTS TO GO ON A DATE WIT ME. OK... AFTER PURCHISING THE DOG FOOD, IM DRIVING DOWN ANOTHER STREET, AND THESE TWO CUTIES THAT IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE SEE ME AND WAVE TO ME. OK...

WHAT THE HELL! I GUESS THE CAR IS SO UGLY THAT IT MAKES THE DRIVER, ME, LOOK LIKE JOHNNY DEPP. THE MORAL OF THE STORY. FUCK ALL THE NICE CARS GET THE UGLIST CAR YOU CAN FIND AND GET SOME PUSSY.

 

 

-KON

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aaaaah damn your making me proud!

now the question is are you going to call??

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Guest KONFLIKT

ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?!

OF COURSE IM GONNA CALL. SHIT I MADE IT THIS FAR (UNDER SOME WIERED CIRCUMSTANCES I.E. UGLY CAR) I CANT GIVE UN NOW. ILL TALK TO HER ON THE PHONE... BUT, I WILL ALAWAYS HAVE MY CAR NEXT TO ME WHEN IM TALKING TO HER IN PERSON!!!

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

chicks are on some "oh, hes not in it tryin to be fly and shit." mindstate.

MORAL: a 74' gremlin = pussy.

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Guest KONFLIKT

DIO GET A LIFE BEFORE I TAKE YOURS AWAY

ITS OBVIOUS YOUR SOLE DESIRE IS TO PROVE HOW GAY YOU ARE. AND I CAN TAKE THAT DESIRE AWAY BY SENDING A VIRUS. I GOT SKILLS.

ALSO DONT GET BANNED AND GO OUT LIKE A SUCKER.

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Guest DIO
Originally posted by KONFLIKT

ITS OBVIOUS YOUR SOLE DESIRE IS TO PROVE HOW GAY YOU ARE.

 

yes as a matter of fact i am gay. is that a problem?

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Guest KONFLIKT

YEAH, BUT NOT WIT GAYS, WIT THE STUPID PICS YOU KEEP POSTING.

YOU'VE PROVED THAT YOU ARE GAY SO SOTP PUTTING THOSE PICS UP. THERE NOT CUTE, NORE FUNNY

THANK YOU

 

 

 

-KON

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wtf kon you lucky bastard.....i would kill for half the girls i jock to say hi to me...but damn you the digits too....props

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