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one time santa claus gave me some and like i ate the whole box and my dick became 23 inches long and i porked my own grandmother, but i could always use the extra inch:D

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Guest beardo
Originally posted by REGULATOR

i could always use the extra inch:D

 

 

you really just said that

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woops that was phrased wrong...i have a c in english class

 

 

i know you fucks need this shit....16 views in only 60 seconds??

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those things make your penis hard for 24 hours. its just solid wood. so dont do any jumping or push ups cuz you know what can happen

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Originally posted by suburbian bum

hahah iris. Take that shit and your clit will grow to 2 inches long.

 

 

that would be supremely disgusting.

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im thinkin in the beginning it might add some length or girth but 10 years down the road your dick will probably rot off or something

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The Pen is Mightier

 

Dress it up how you want Trebek! What I want to know is will it REALLY mighty my penis?!?

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go get a string and a heavy rock, tie side A of rope to penis. tie side B to heavy rock. wear every day for around 4 hours. ever see those guys in bali and shit with 18 inch dicks? there ya go... oh but if it stretches to far you'll lose ability to gain erections.

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"Gussy it up however you want, Trebeck, what matters is, does it work?!?! Will it really mighty my penis, man?

 

"It's not a product, Mr. Connery..."

 

"...cause I've ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you, and if the Penis mightier works, I'll order a DOZEN!!!

 

Haha, bump for Smart digging up the celebrity Jeopardy. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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