REGULATOR Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 one time santa claus gave me some and like i ate the whole box and my dick became 23 inches long and i porked my own grandmother, but i could always use the extra inch:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR i could always use the extra inch:D you really just said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorSeven Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 haha i was thinking the same thing beardo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 1, 2002 Author Share Posted March 1, 2002 woops that was phrased wrong...i have a c in english class i know you fucks need this shit....16 views in only 60 seconds?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 those things make your penis hard for 24 hours. its just solid wood. so dont do any jumping or push ups cuz you know what can happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 it made mine huge..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 hahah iris. Take that shit and your clit will grow to 2 inches long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 Originally posted by suburbian bum hahah iris. Take that shit and your clit will grow to 2 inches long. that would be supremely disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dee Snyder Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 http://gamma.nic.fi/~rheikkil/images/band.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 im thinkin in the beginning it might add some length or girth but 10 years down the road your dick will probably rot off or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 i've heard about some penis pumps imploding, meaning glass or plastic shards in your weewee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 dont need it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 The Pen is Mightier Dress it up how you want Trebek! What I want to know is will it REALLY mighty my penis?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 go get a string and a heavy rock, tie side A of rope to penis. tie side B to heavy rock. wear every day for around 4 hours. ever see those guys in bali and shit with 18 inch dicks? there ya go... oh but if it stretches to far you'll lose ability to gain erections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 "Gussy it up however you want, Trebeck, what matters is, does it work?!?! Will it really mighty my penis, man? "It's not a product, Mr. Connery..." "...cause I've ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you, and if the Penis mightier works, I'll order a DOZEN!!! Haha, bump for Smart digging up the celebrity Jeopardy. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 "Dude it's a Boner Toner" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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