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Smart

do NOT discuss the mammoth size of my penis on our boards

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yes, it's gargantuan, I can't help it, it's simply genetics... I never asked for it, I was just blessed that way, so let's all just stop discussing it.

 

Those who can't let go of their fascination with my 'horse cock' may find themselves slapped across the face with 9 inches of limp dick!

 

*if I get it hard it's considered a 'bludgeon' and therefore a lethal weapon.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

HAHAHAHA, what the fuck happened to you bro?

'Smarts sticky thread wave'

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...you realize ofcourse that my background in psychology leads me to believe me that you are insecure of your manhood and have inadequate, um, representation of the aforementioned organ...one could also assume that you never made it outta the phallic stage of development...

 

 

just jealous i cant sticky random thoughts

 

freud

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Um, dude I've got some positive results out of sticking enema's, veggies, fingers in there, but I've never considered a mammoth penis, hmm.

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Guest --zeSto--

mental invalid has a background in psychology ????

 

On the giving or recieving end???

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a minor actually, it was for a little bit my major in school...

 

not quite sure what the hell receiving and giving meant...im assuming its perverse...but im somewhat a space cadet so ill just say no comment? or giving....no no wait...receiving....no no no both...oh wait....geesh...forget it

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Guest --zeSto--

let me rephrase...

 

were you sitting on the couch talking,

or sitting in the chair taking notes ?

 

nothing pervese about that (unless Freud comes into play)

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by Are2

LET'S SEE!!

 

what? slap it down on the scanner? ewwwww~!

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Guest Are2

..uhh, i thought a photo would work..but that slapping on the scanner thing might be more interesting...

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hey Freud, 'sometimes it's just a cigar'

 

Are2 & Zesto, great idea, now I've got glass shards in my unit and a busted scanner:eek: :mad: :o :D :king:

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Guest --zeSto--

no... It's NEVER just a cigar !!! (it's a cuban!)

 

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I heard that over half of all photocopier damage comes from

idiots tring to xerox part of their body (usually a fat ass)

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

If that's Smart up there, then he is obviously responsible for what happened tothis poor man. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Secret, I thought you said you 'lost' that roll of film?

 

Zesto, when you said 'Cuban' I had a mental flash of Monica Lewinski and I think my dick actually shrank a little bit

 

and Mamerro, I think that guy must have trained himself, ignoring the fact that I'm not a switch hitter... btw, I think he's got one of your beers up there...

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I'm fairly sure that this man has one of my beers in his ass, as well as the rest of the six pack, the bottle opener, and no less than three (3) illegal immigrants.

 

But still, Smart, there's no shame in having caused such a cataclysm in another man's anus. Perfectly heterosexual men do that too. I mean, look at him, he's even got a wedding ring! beer,

 

El Mamerro

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....i charge 150 an hour, but for you smart, ill knock it down to $75, maybe more if bring some flicks...haha...

 

you can smoke all the cubans you want during the session

 

 

 

aser1ne that 8 inches you speak of, thats after you slapped on the penis pump right?

 

 

fruedoner

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